Sebastian Horsley Quotes

I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss.

People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.

It's really interesting because 50 years ago, if you didn't wear a hat everyone looked at you. It just proves that everything is fashion.

My grandfather was a practising Quaker. My father was a nihilist. But nihilism, if you like, is the beginning of faith anyway.

I am desperate for attention. But everyone else is too. Everyone has fantasies of fame and greatness. Life for most people is a process of shedding those fantasies.

But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone

To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.

The problem I've got is that I really, really like drugs. I love everything about them. It is horrific being sober all the time-utterly awful.

The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence.

I keep the shutters closed because I like to work in a hermetic environment. I like mirrors. When you look out of the window, all you see is ugliness, but when you look in the mirror all you see is beauty.

My only criticism about Quentin Crisp is that the subversive must be ready to subvert themselves. I may dress for myself, but I undress for everybody else, whereas he never did that - he was never prepared to drop a bomb on everything he did.

The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.

I like to remind myself that every morning I'm making a choice to live.

People who have a reputation for being evil are usually good.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

Being a dandy is a condition rather than a profession. It is a defense against suffering and a celebration of life.

An artist has to go to every extreme, to stretch his sensibility through excess and suffering in order to feel and to communicate more.

Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.

We build our character as a carapace to keep away the fear of the abyss. That's what our character is for.

You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach. The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. I have reached a nirvana of negativity. I can look futility in the face and still see promise in the stars.

Getting old is horrible, but it is interesting ... one of the things I've realized is that growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional.

A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike.

Think of how many boring, blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretion of me.

Why shouldn't I be allowed to say stupid, outrageous things?

Everyone says Oscar Wilde was a dandy, but he wasn't - he was an aesthete. He took pleasure in food and stuff like that. Dandyism is much more austere - much more Calvinistic, more neurotic - it oscillates between narcissism and neurosis.

I think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe.

I do a lot of things for effect, which is not to say I am superficial, but that I know how to put ideas across.

The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic.

We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table.

I don't really know what Americans are like. I've no idea. I know a few things about them. In my imagination, they have warm peachy hearts, whereas the English have horrible spiteful withered hearts - success in England inspires envy - in America, it inspires hope.

If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton.

One of the many troubles of growing older is that it gets progressively harder to find a famous historical figure who hadn't yet amounted to anything by the time he was your age.

I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.

I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person - I'm too old.

I didn't want to tell Mother I worked as a journalist. She thought I was a prostitute. Locking yourself in a room and inventing characters and conversations which do not exit is no way for a grown man to behave.

My theory is that the way you cope with the depths will ascertain the heights that you reach - they are intimately connected - and if you have a lust for life, you are also going to have a lust for death.

Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.

I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand ... if I'm holding a calculator.

I used to have about a hundred suits in my late twenties and early thirties when my stock was riding high and I was rich.