Myra Monkhouse Quotes

Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents? ~ Bob Monkhouse

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. ~ Bob Monkhouse

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. ~ Bob Monkhouse

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. ~ Bob Monkhouse

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. ~ Bob Monkhouse

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? ~ Bob Monkhouse

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. ~ Bob Monkhouse

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? ~ Bob Monkhouse

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret. ~ Bob Monkhouse

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. ~ Bob Monkhouse

For a chance with you, I can wait. ~ Myra McEntire

There's not a boy alive like the one in my dreams. ~ Myra McEntire

His expression practically hung out a shingle announcing the topic was off-limits. ~ Myra McEntire

That hurts me in my feminism. ~ Myra McEntire

Time travel? Saving the world? Had I fallen into a straight-to-DVD release? ~ Myra McEntire

This girl was so authentic she probably had a trademark stamped on her ass. ~ Myra McEntire

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh. ~ Bob Monkhouse

Ah, my old friend, anxiety-throwing itself into the blender with sheer terror and embarrassment. ~ Myra McEntire

I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner! ~ Bob Monkhouse

Don't expect red apples from mango's trees, it will not work ~ Myra Yadav

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' ~ William Cosmo Monkhouse

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance. ~ Bob Monkhouse

Memories and emotions are all tied up. The morestrongly you feel about a situation influences how youremember it. ~ Myra McEntire

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. ~ Bob Monkhouse

I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. ~ Bob Monkhouse

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. ~ Bob Monkhouse

You are the product of your own environment ~ Myra Yadav

Reaction is a habit that comes out naturally ~ Myra Yadav

Walk through the road of passion to make your journey more amazing ~ Myra Yadav

Tuxedo Guy looked even better the closer he got to us- tall wide shoulders, smooth skin, those lips. ~ Myra McEntire

That's just blood. And in my book? Choice wins out over blood every time." -Hallie ~ Myra McEntire

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now ~ Bob Monkhouse

If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall. ~ Myra McEntire

Welcome to insanity. ~ Myra McEntire

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. ~ Bob Monkhouse

Going nowhere indicates that you are clueless about direction, direct yourself first ~ Myra Yadav

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' ~ Bob Monkhouse

Your size makes you seem delicate, like a spiderweb. But the wise fly knows that delicate can also be strong. ~ Myra McEntire

She might as well get to know the real you." Michael shrugged.
"I don't appreciate what that implies," Kaleb said through gritted teeth. ~ Myra McEntire

Passion is the best medicine that can heal your life ~ Myra Yadav

You are the mirror image of your thoughts and actions ~ Myra Yadav

Actions speak the language of your personality ~ Myra Yadav

Doers become the part of history but creators make the history ~ Myra Yadav

It's amazing what flipping a grown man over her shoulder does for a girl. ~ Myra McEntire

The biggest suppressor is fear within you, don't invite it unnecessarily ~ Myra Yadav

My breath caught in my throat.
Buttered biscuits and honey.
You're not what I expected. ~ Myra McEntire

Offering to help me implies I'm in distress. I'm not currently. ~ Myra McEntire

Don't block your roads if you are aspiring for a beautiful journey ~ Myra Yadav

Don't use words as cutter, they can tear someone's heart page ~ Myra Yadav

No plan can assure your success till you head your life by chance ~ Myra Yadav

Aren't you just a knight in shining armor? ... Wherever do you keep your horse? And who scoops up the crap it leaves behind? ~ Myra McEntire

Sometimes procrastination of one second can shut the door of success ~ Myra Yadav

Cooking food is a science but making people hungry is an art ~ Myra Yadav

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!" ~ Bob Monkhouse

Your face has a value, fix it today ~ Myra Yadav

The tears formed and I fought not to blink, knowing if one tiny wet drop escaped, the battle would be over.
I lost. ~ Myra McEntire

It's not my goal to freak you out."
"Too bad," I answered. "Because that one was so solid it didn't even touch the net." Swish. ~ Myra McEntire

I'll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven't done something even mildly creative. ~ Bob Monkhouse

If I've learned something from all this crap ... it's that living anywhere other than in the moment is a mistake ... The future is subjective. ~ Myra McEntire

Discipline is an index of your lifebook, maintain it properly ~ Myra Yadav, Move On

Your environment is a social phenomenon that can bolster confidence in you to run your business ~ Myra Yadav

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! ~ Bob Monkhouse

Can you do any nature sounds, birdcalls?"

"Birdcalls?" He'd cracked from the pressure. "In case you need me. ~ Myra McEntire

I'm a bad ass. A bad ass who bakes when he's depressed. ~ Myra McEntire

I had a dilemma. I could find absolutely no good reason to slap the girl standing in the kitchen doorway. And I really wanted one. ~ Myra McEntire

Great people never born up but they landed their thinking on the ground greatly ~ Myra Yadav

Willpower is a giant vehicle that pick and drop you at particular destination ~ Myra Yadav

Never stop believing that you are a seed that must be converted into a big tree ~ Myra Yadav

You must have a brilliant command on self - discipline to avoid the trap of life imbalance ~ Myra Yadav

You are an inborn prolific writer, you add chapter to your own life book in a unique fashion. ~ Myra Yadav

I realized I'd never asked him about his major. Probably wasn't time travel.I didn't think our local college was quite that progressive. ~ Myra McEntire

Getting a full-body buzz with a guy I'd just met was as weird as seeing dead people. But much more enjoyable. ~ Myra McEntire

He made no attempt to move toward me but stood still, his bright blue eyes assessing me. I shivered. He was giving my goose bumps a field day. ~ Myra McEntire

Pushed times make a monkey chew pepper.~ Creole proverb. (challenging times inspire unique actions) ~ Myra Jolivet

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate. ~ Bob Monkhouse

The whole world is there to embrace you, take one step ahead on the land of intelligence ~ Myra Yadav

I'm simply reminding you that you're worth more than what you'll find at the bottom of a bottle. ~ Myra McEntire

If he wasn't already holding my heart in the palm of his hand, I would have taken it out and given it to him right then. ~ Myra McEntire

Mind is a fertile land and the crop depends on what you sow and how you nurture ~ Myra Yadav

Screw what the world expects. Think about all the things you've faced. You cracked, but you didn't break. You're still standing. I'd call that fearless. ~ Myra McEntire

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days. ~ Bob Monkhouse

The gateways to intelligence are always open, 4IQ is the first step to walk in ~ Myra Yadav

The second Thomas laid eyes on me, he grounded me indefinitely.
That's not true, exactly. He hugged me first. But the grounding occurred shortly thereafter. ~ Myra McEntire

Don't bury your past into the grave of repentance, make it your great inspiration to move on ~ Myra Yadav

Like a shark, your environment can eat you completely or it can heal your life like a medicine; depending upon its form ~ Myra Yadav

Don't live someone else's life, incubate your own style ~ Myra Yadav

He took my face into his hands, using them to control the intensity and depth of our kiss, which quickly moved from sweet to reckless. It was the most lovely of assaults. ~ Myra McEntire

Nothing is going on."
"Hey, you're the one who tried to knock a security camera off the side of a building. That's a lot of pent-up frustration. ~ Myra McEntire

I mean, they were really high and pointy, and although I'm not clumsy, they were potentially lethal both to me and anyone in my general vicinity. ~ Myra McEntire

If you let a single life event define you then all you need to change things--if you want them to change--is another. ~ Myra McEntire

Plant the seed of thinking to have plenty fruits of radiant life ~ Myra Yadav

Her words sounded accusatory, and after the way she'd grabbed the binder, I couldn't help going on the defensive. I'd apologize, but I'm not happy about it either. ~ Myra McEntire

Autumn always fascinated me - so much beauty in dying. Leaves holding on until the bitter end, finally going down in a blaze of glory, almost as if they were trying to convince us to keep them alive. ~ Myra McEntire

I love you - broken in pieces, whole, however. No matter what the future brings, no matter what was in the past. ~ Myra McEntire

It was good for a while, being empty. I didn't hurt anymore. But as time went on, it was like I could hear myself from far away, begging for permission to come back. ~ Myra McEntire

Forget sleeping in it. I'd also shoved a bookcase in front of the door and forbidden anyone else to go in. Thomas didn't say a word.
But he did start perusing local real estate listings. ~ Myra McEntire

And I didn't mean to eavesdrop. I was in the right place-okay," I amended when he raised his eyebrows. "The wrong place at the right time." More head shaking. ~ Myra McEntire

You can't conquer the world until you conquer yourself ~ Myra Yadav

Celebrate this moment because this moment is your life ~ Myra Yadav, Move On

It's different this time."
"It was different last time."
Thomas tried again. "This guy-"
"Has a third eye you can visibly see? ~ Myra McEntire