John Candy Polka King Quotes

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! ~ Dusty Rhodes

There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out! ~ John Candy

Because you may not love the candy-man, but you do love the candy. ~ Stephen King

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. ~ John Candy

Master the season's spot-on style with polka dot sweatpants and a must-have denim trench. ~ Lubov Azria

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. ~ John Candy

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh ~ John Candy

You can escape into a character. ~ John Candy

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character. ~ John Candy

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. ~ John Candy

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. ~ John Candy

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you. ~ John Candy

Like your job. Love your wife. ~ John Candy

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. ~ John Candy

If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it. ~ John Candy

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! ~ John Candy

I don't think there is ever a wrong time for a polka dot. ~ Marc Jacobs

Shut up, candy-ass, ~ Stephen King

Polka will never die. ~ Jim Butcher

Suppose I put polka dots all over my body and then cover my background completely with polka dots. The polka dots on my body, merging with those in the background, create an optically strange scene. ~ Yayoi Kusama

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. ~ Rosecrans Baldwin

A polka-dot has the form of the sun, which is a symbol of the energy of the whole world and our living life, and also the form of the moon, which is calm. Round, soft, colourful, senseless and unknowing. Polka-dots can't stay alone; like the communicative life of people, two or three polka-dots become movement ... Polka-dots are a way to infinity. ~ Yayoi Kusama

The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset. ~ Stephen King

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. ~ Al Yankovic

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art. ~ Garrison Keillor

I think that red polka red dress is just iconic. ~ Christian Siriano

You have so much to offer, she was often told, as if she had a tray of cigarettes and candy perpetually strapped to her waist. ~ Lily King

One day my best friend said to me 'Jess, you rock a lot of polka dots' and that was the deal breaker, now we're mortal enemies ~ Zooey Deschanel

I really liked John Candy in 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles.' He was so good in that movie. ~ Bill Hader

Welcome, let's all prepare to be whisked to the magical land of candy. Be warned, candy is very addicting and at Jubilee's the candy is the tastiest in the world, ~ Derek Ailes

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. ~ John Candy

I like a bit of eye candy like anyone but to have it solely about the eye candy and have it fall into a category so rigidly as well is wrong. ~ Siouxsie Sioux

I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport. ~ Harold Ramis

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. ~ John King

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken him seriously. As it was I couldn't ... ~ John King, Baron King Of Wartnaby

Listen to me," I snarled. "We are not going to die!" Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die." He blinked. "Polka will never die!" I shouted at him. "Say it!" He swallowed. "Polka will never die?" "Again!" "P-p-polka will never die," he stammered. I shook him a little. "Louder!" "Polka will never die!" he shrieked. "We're going to make it!" I shouted. "Polka will never die!" Butters screamed. "I can't believe I'm hearing this," Thomas muttered. I shot my half brother a warning look, released Butters, and said, "Get ready to open the door. ~ Jim Butcher

Polka dots can't stay alone. When we obliterate nature and our bodies with polka dots, we become part of the unity of our environments. ~ Yayoi Kusama

If there's a cat, I obliterate it by putting polka dot stickers on it. I obliterate a horse by putting polka dot stickers on it. And I obliterated myself by putting the same polka dot stickers on myself. ~ Yayoi Kusama

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! ~ Mitch Hedberg

Man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. ~ Anne Sexton

The king stood in a pool of blue light, unmoored. ~ Emily St. John Mandel

There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles! ~ John Hancock

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie. ~ Michael Trevino

Sometimes you feel sad to be left out of a big debate. ~ John King

Let's do it all. We're already tired anyway. ~ Candy Gourlay

Do what you can because there are many things that need doing. ~ Candy Darling

so fucking amazing! Don't you ~ Candy Kelly

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum ~ John Candy

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. ~ Milton Berle

I know more polkas than Frankie Yankovic. I grew up next door to the Polka Tavern in Milwaukee. I can sing some polkas. And proud of that. ~ Al Jarreau

He who reigns within himself and rules passions, desires, and fears is more than a king. ~ John Milton

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. ~ Mitch Hedberg

You can't change human nature. Men are always going to kick fuck out of each other then go off and shaft some bird. That's life. ~ John King

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. ~ Mira Grant

Warraner would rather have been the king of nothing than the prince of something. ~ John Connolly

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. ~ Rita Rudner

After Cadbury, the candy company, separated from Dr. Pepper, the soft drinks maker, Cadbury was able to substantially lower its debt load. The profits of Cadbury, the candy company, zoomed. ~ Nelson Peltz

I was working at a candy-wrapping factory before I became an actor. I admit I snuck some hard candy, which is great because you can suck on it while you're working. ~ Verne Troyer

When a customer enters my store, forget me. He is king. ~ John Wanamaker

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day. ~ Al Yankovic

To dance is human, to polka is divine. ~ K.d. Lang

But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al ~ Kim Harrison

A personal game-changer was when Ridley Scott cast me as King John, the King of England, for 'Robin Hood.' ~ Oscar Isaac

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author ~ Rebecca Gober

Let him have his dreams and believe in love and romance. Suppose we all do deep down if we thought about being honest. ~ John King

After I won the Tony Award, the film floodgates opened, so I was like a kid in a candy store. ~ Dan Fogler

I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now. ~ Bubba Sparxxx

Seth was a wonderful kisser. He gave the kind of kisses that melted into your mouth and filled you with sweetness. They were like cotton candy. ~ Richelle Mead

I work for a place that's been great to me over the years, and when you make a mistake, you're hurting your company as well. ~ John King

The road through grief is a rocky one. Traveling along it requires courage, patience, wisdom, and hope. ~ Candy Lightner

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. ~ John Mason Brown

Arise Evans had a fungous nose, and said, it was revealed to him, that the King's hand would cure him, and at the first coming of King Charles II into St. James's Park, he kissed the King's hand, and rubbed his nose with it; which disturbed the King, but cured him. ~ John Aubrey

The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men. ~ Maureen O'Hara

That man was like a porcupine. Every time he thought something would hurt him, the spikes came out. ~ Candy J. Starr

Me and Mr. Brainwash in Toronto signing his mural at Hard Candy Fitness Opening! #artforfreedom ~ Madonna Ciccone

It's one o'clock and we're having a pre-match pint. It's been a hard week at the warehouse and the lager gives me a kick-start. ~ John King

A king may spille, a king may save; A king may make of lorde a knave; And of a knave a lorde also. ~ John Gower

I never thought of myself as a king. People really want you to be their deity. They forget the fact that you are a person who has feelings and doubts. ~ John Gutfreund

To this, John offered a smile of singular bleakness. He's not the only one. ~ Stephen King

I had the traditional print view of TV journalists: Those are pretty people who get paid a lot of money and don't do any work. It turned out I was wrong. ~ John King

Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely...and stories spill out. ~ Jun Mochizuki

I am, as far as my politics reaches, 'King and Country' - no 'Innovations in Religion and Government' say I. ~ John Clare

As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others - unless we have chosen our mates wisely. ~ Jeffrey Steingarten

I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times 'cause I could eat as much candy as I wanted. ~ Kaley Cuoco

He sketches a world of Darwinian struggle where all the savages wear three-piece suits. ~ Stephen King

Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. ~ William Davis

I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I'd turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. ~ Margaret Atwood

Don't plan too hard, because something much better might be out there. ~ Candy Crowley

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! ~ Dwayne Johnson

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. ~ Glenn Beck

Our public spaces are as profound as we allow them to be, ~ Candy Chang

The world becomes more rewarding when you let yourself look beyond what you're searching for. ~ Candy Chang

Become a coach, not a king. A coach brings out the best in others, helping them to reach deep down inside and discover their potential. A king only gives commands. ~ John C. Maxwell

He doesn't care if my trainers get wet because we're at the seaside and it doesn't matter at the seaside, nothing matters at the seaside. ~ John King

Reimagine a way communities can be rebuilt. ~ Candy Chang

Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float. ~ Wendy Mass

If I could pick my own death, it would be on a roller coaster that jumps the tracks and careens into a packed crowd at a cotton candy stand at a state fair. ~ John Waters

Never say never, because you never know ~ Candy Ann

JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat. ~ Cheyenne McCray

I think that love is like candy."
"I don't like candy either," I say.
He smiles at me and shakes his head. "I think anyone who says they don't like candy just hasn't found the right flavor. ~ Heather Hepler