Funny Dungeons And Dragons Quotes

It was a lot of 'Dungeons and Dragons' all through my teens. ~ Drew Goddard

Dungeons & Dragons was like that. Forget that half the kids in school probably went around slaying dragons and stashing loot on their PlayStations or iPads. It's different when you actually have to roll the dice. ~ John David Anderson

I've always been a gamer. I play a version of Dungeons & Dragons. ~ Thomas Middleditch

It turns out Dungeons & Dragons is much better on paper than it is in reality. ~ Robin Sloan

I was a founding member of the 'Dungeons and Dragons' club at my high school. I was in chorus, I was in swing choir. I was an outcast but I was an outcast among a group of outcasts. ~ John C. Reilly

In the field of fantastic fiction, the question of world-building is not uncontroversial. But I grew up with 'Dungeons and Dragons,' so that whole world-building thing is very close to my heart. ~ China Mieville

If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours. ~ Marilyn Manson

I played Dungeons & Dragons and have read comic books since I was a kid. ~ Phil LaMarr

There's a lot of things I nerd out over. Quantum Mechanics. I also love Dungeons and Dragons. I want to be an astronaut. ~ Analeigh Tipton

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks. ~ MaryJanice Davidson

I used to a play a role-playing game called Dungeons and Dragons, and that was about levels of experience; as you gained experience, you were able to deal with much greater and far more kind of global creatures. ~ Ben Edlund

No, Kara was the one with the Dungeons and Dragons mini dress. ~ Penny Reid

The main difference between liberals and conservatives is that conservatives are honest about it. We're kind of dorks about it. We are kind of like Dungeons and Dragons geeks. ~ Jonah Goldberg

Let there be wicked kings and beheadings, battles and dungeons, giants and dragons, and let the villans be soundly killed at the end of the book. I think it is possible that by confining your child to the blameless stories of life in which nothing at all alarming ever happens, you would fail to banish the terrors, and would succeed in banishing all that can ennoble them or make them endurable. ~ C.S. Lewis

Funny how we always think of knights as fighting dragons, when in fact they work for them. ~ Amal El-Mohtar

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows. ~ J.K. Rowling

I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons'. That was actually a good cartoon to me. ~ Jim Rash

I have an idea," Simon said. "Remember how before, I was talking about Dungeons and Dragons?"
"Vividly," Jace said. "It was a dark time. ~ Cassandra Clare

Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.
"He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him. ~ Cassandra Clare

He was a very tall, very thin creature that could only be described as a wood elf. His long, ponytailed hair was every color of autumn leaves; his skin was the hue of fresh-cut pine boards; and his eyes were the vibrant color of fresh spring foliage. He also wore blue jeans and brown loafers and a ragged t-shirt that read, "Choose your Weapon!" under which sat a line of Dungeons and Dragons dice of various shapes and denominations.
Kay could barely believe it. For one, where did he get that shirt? These Otherworld people LIVED Dungeons and Dragons--they played it too? For a second Kay thought she might be looking at the most ironic t-shirt and t-shirt wearer combination ever. ~ Nils Johnson-Shelton

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air. ~ Walter Winchell

My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have the actual arcade version sitting in my office. ~ Ernest Cline

The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell. ~ Imagine Dragons

So imagine: Dungeons and Dragons [is] a table filled with artists, whether they're painters, whether they're actors, whether they're poets … - whatever they are, they are able to live in this world of imagination. ~ Vin Diesel

I read a lot of fantasy and grew up on 'Star Wars' and 'Star Trek.' I loved going to Middle Earth. 'Dungeons & Dragons' was a huge influence. ~ Tony DiTerlizzi

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. ~ George W. Bush

I suspect millions of people from my generation probably have comparable stories to tell: if not of sports simulations then of Dungeons & Dragons, or the geopolitical strategy of games like Diplomacy, a kind of chess superimposed onto actual history. ~ Steven Johnson

Its where my demons hide. ~ Imagine Dragons

Working with franchises can be challenging, but at the same time I really did enjoy working on 'Star Wars,' for example, and I have done a lot of 'Dungeons & Dragons' games, but I still enjoy it very much. ~ Chris Avellone

The deepest and darkest dungeons that we are ever flung into are the dungeons of the mind ~ Rassool Jibraeel Snyman

In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the TOMB OF HORRORS. This labyrinthine crypt is filled with terrible traps, strange and ferocious monsters, rich and magical treasures, and somewhere within rests the evil DemiLich. ~ Ernest Cline

Somebody said they threw their copy of Dungeons and Dragons into the fire, and it screamed. It's a game! The magic spells in it are as real as the gold. Try retiring on that stuff. ~ Gary Gygax

I've never actually participated in role-playing games myself, except on one occasion when a coworker of mine came to my house and introduced my two brothers and me to a single game of 'Dungeons & Dragons.' ~ Jeffrey Thomas

Never done anything yourself, have yer? Never performed live to a real audience, have yer?' 'Nor have I fucked a donkey, destabilized a Central American state, or played Dungeons & Dragons,' retorts Cheeseman, 'but I reserve the right to hold opinions on those who do. ~ David Mitchell

I started playing video games, and in 1978 I discovered Dungeons & Dragons and started game-mastering and writing my own adventures and creating my own worlds. ~ Warren Spector

The objection to fairy stories is that they tell children there are dragons, but children have always known there are dragons. Fairy stories tell children that dragons can be killed. ~ G.K. Chesterton

Men may act as cruelly as dragons, but dragons will never act as men do. ~ Steven Poore

Remember, there were dragons long before men came into the world. Why, it was none other than The Great Dragons of Yore who invented the idea of knighthood. Yes, yes, that's right! Dragons had knights, Kings, princesses and queens long before men crawled out of the muck. ~ Sully Tarnish

Never go into a book. Either it's a dimensional portal, which is bad, or it's some sort of Dungeons and Dragons-style mimic-thing, which is also bad, although in a less 'we'll never find your body' sort of a way. ~ Seanan McGuire

Love is a Polaroid, better in picture, but never can fill the void. ~ Imagine Dragons

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons. For thou art crunchy and go well with Ketchup. ~ Unknown

He was all over me like brown rice! ~ L'Poni Baldwin

And then there were the imaginary dragons, and the a-, anti- and minus- dragons (colloquially termed nots, noughts and oughtn'ts by the experts), the minuses being the most interesting on account of the well-known dracological paradox: when two minuses hypercontiguate (an operation in the algebra of dragons corresponding roughly to simple multiplication), the product is 0.6 dragon, a real nonplusser. ~ Stanisław Lem

Among the dragons, the prohibition against asking direct questions did not exist, and-as Harrier discovered immediately-dragons were even more outrageous gossips than sailors. ~ Mercedes Lackey

People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within. ~ Ursula K. Le Guin

If you don't believe in dragons,
It is curiously true
That the dragons you disparage
Choose to not believe in you. ~ Jack Prelutsky

When dragons attack, the only thing you should seek to stand behind is your own sword. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.' ~ Matt Groening

I loved 'Dungeons & Dragons.' Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll twenty-sided dice. I loved those pouches of dice Dungeon Masters would trundle around, loved choosing what I was going to be: warrior, wizard, dwarf, thief. ~ Michael Ian Black

I'm sorry, but dragons don't come in pink. ~ Stephen Dunkley

I have done most of my talking by post of late years
as people shut up in dungeons take up with scrawling mottoes on the walls. ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning

No matter what we breed we are still made of greed ~ Imagine Dragons

I'm drowning in the waters of my soul ~ Imagine Dragons Demons

More dragons incoming... ~ Julie Kagawa

Never judge another knight without first knowing the strength and cunning of the dragons he fights. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. ~ Neil Gaiman

All that is of dragons belongs only to dragons. ~ Robin Hobb

Send anyone claiming that their RPG activity is an art form my way, and I'll gladly stick a pin in their head and deflate it just to have the satisfaction of the popping sound that makes.
One might play a game artfully, but that makes neither the game nor its play art. ~ Gary Gygax

Dragons are a manifestation of things we fear. More often than not, those fears prove to be just as daunting and just as imaginary. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them. ~ Katie MacAlister

Dragons were a problem sometimes, but they only came on Tuesdays, so you could work around them. ~ Mike Carey

Dragons don't bother with introductions. ~ Robin Hobb

They're telling me that fairy tales are for learning how to slay dragons. But I'm telling them that I would never slay a dragon. I will mount the backs of dragons, I will fly with them. And if that doesn't happen in fairy tales, well then, I'll write my own. ~ C. JoyBell C.

It may seem like the dragons tormenting you are bigger and fiercer than those lurking in your neighbor's yard, but this is an illusion. We all face mighty dragons at home in some form. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Be careful, darling. Your footsteps land heavy here. Your racket will wake the dragons. ~ Sarah Kay

OMG I just saw Warrick Voclain on 5th Ave! #DragonSighting #DragonInMyPants #Dragons #RuinedForAllOtherMen. ~ Erin Kellison

I told you there was no such thing as immortality, not even for dragons. ~ Stanley S. Thornton

They say dragons never truly die. No matter how many times you kill them. ~ Suzanne G. Rogers

Adult dragons are,astute,powerful,and sure of their strength. ~ Ciruelo Cabral

Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting. ~ Rachel Aaron

I had never before met anyone who owned a telephone and believed in dragons. ~ Anna Kavan

It was funny that she should have said that, for Julian chose that moment to begin baaing like a flock of sheep. His one long, bleating "baa-baa-aa-aa" was taken up by the echoes at once, and it seemed suddenly as if hundreds of poor lost sheep were baa-ing their way down the dungeons! Mr. Stick jumped to his feet, as white as a sheet. "Well, if it isn't sheep now!" he said. "What's up? What's in these "ere dungeons? I never did like them." "Baa-aa-AAAAAAAAAAP went the mournful bleats all round and about. And then ~ Enid Blyton

I was never really a nerd. I'm not really into comic books or Dungeons and Dragons or any of that kind of stuff. I was in drama class, and I'm a big movie and music buff. And I'm into sports. ~ Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Your eyes, they shine. I wanna save that light. I cant escape it now, unless you show me how. ~ Imagine Dragons Demons

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. ~ G.K. Chesterton

Besides, if there were no dragons of flesh and blood and fire, whence would come the idea for these stone carvings? ~ Robin Hobb

Dragons do not count," the Magika said. And that was the problem, wasn't it? Because Dragons did count and anyone who thought otherwise was deeply flawed and completely untrustworthy. ~ Sarah K.L. Wilson

What if dragons breathed bubbles
and purred when they cuddled
and giggled at chivalrous knights for their troubles?

What if dragons felt soft,
having scales made of cloth,
and they moved rather slow like a brown-throated sloth?

What if dragons were shy
and did easily cry
when confronted by characters callous and sly?

What if dragons did good
but were misunderstood
so men mercilessly slew the beasts right where they stood?

What if dragons aren't missed
because there is no list
of extinct types of quarry that now don't exist? ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Maggots from meat,'" quoted John, "'weevils from rye, dragons from stars in an empty sky. ~ Barbara Hambly

No, she wanted to shout to him, no, my good knight, do not fear for me. The fire is mine. I am Daenerys Stormborn, daughter of dragons, bride of dragons, mother of dragons, don't you see! Don't you SEE? ~ George R R Martin

No hurricanes in the house! ~ A.J. Sky

I really think I'd be better at, like, advanced napping techniques. ~ Tui T. Sutherland

To Vik Lovell who told me dragons did not exist, then led me to their lairs ... ~ Ken Kesey

I'm just the same as I was, now don't you understand? I'm never changing who I am. ~ Imagine Dragons

Fast comes the blessing of all that you've dreamed but, then comes the curse of diamonds and rings. ~ Imagine Dragons

If you mess with dragons, you will get burned. Don't say no one warned you. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Dragons have been known to have staring contests with mountains. They usually win. ~ Ursula Vernon

Beauty and power was commonplace to the dragons as mud and manure to a stable boy. ~ Susan Scott

Dragons and legends ... It would have been difficult for any man not to want to fight beside a dragon. ~ Patricia Briggs

Like their dragons, the Targaryens answered to neither gods nor men. ~ George R.R. Martin

The greatest treasures were most often guarded by the slyest and cruellest dragons. ~ Adam Nevill

Dragons loved treasure, that was not a myth about his kind, and Rhea was the greatest treasure of all. ~ Katie Reus

I daresay Freddy might not be a great hand at slaying dragons- but one has not the smallest need of a man who can kill dragons! ~ Georgette Heyer

Humans have reason to hate us dragons. If one dragon turns against humankind, he is a great and terrible foe. ~ Kathryn Fogleman

Girls don't want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons. ~ Speranza

I attract dragons, something of a gift. ~ B.E.L. Forsythe

He had only heard of dragons, and although he had never seen one, he was sure they existed. ~ Dee Marie

Americans are hidden dragons to me. ~ Ang Lee

Sleep is a little death, dreams the whisperings of the Other, who would drag us all into his eternal night. ~ George R R Martin

But most dragons seem to have interesting personalities
besides probably having quite good reasons for what they do, if only one could understand them ~ Diana Wynne Jones