Far Out Space Nuts Quotes

When I was a kid, my mother thought spinach was the healthiest food in the world because it contained so much iron. Getting enough iron was a big deal then because we didn't have 'iron-fortified' bread. Turns out that spinach is an okay source of iron, but no better than pizza, pistachio nuts, cooked lentils, or dried peaches. The spinach-iron myth grew out of a simple mathematical miscalculation: A researcher accidentally moved a decimal point one space, so he thought spinach had 10 times more iron than it did. The press reported it, and I had to eat spinach.
Moving the decimal point was an honest mistake--but it's seldom that simple. If it happened today I'd suspect a spinach lobby was behind it. Businesses often twist science to make money. Lawyers do it to win cases. Political activists distort science to fit their agenda, bureaucrats to protect their turf. Reporters keep falling for it.
Scientists sometimes go along with it because they like being famous. ~ John Stossel

Pulling back, he gave her a little space and grinned as she found her balance again.
"Do you think that will ever get old?" Harper asked with an embarrassed blush.
"Christ, I hope not. Just remember how you feel right now because you might be really mad at me in about one minute."
"Uh-oh. I don't think I like the sound of that." Harper raised an eyebrow at him.
He took her hand and led her toward the studio before pulling her in front of him, her back to his chest. It was the safest position to avoid a kick in the nuts and the best position to block a fast escape.
He felt Harper's quick intake of breath as she turned to face him with a hand over her mouth.
"What did you do?" she said through her fingers.
"Happy birthday, sweetheart." He pushed her through the door as everyone inside shouted, "Surprise! ~ Scarlett Cole

A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with reflections. Because, I suppose, Cynthia wished to be the youngest in the room, the women she used to invite, married or single, were, at the best, in their precarious forties; some of them would bring from their homes, in dark taxis, intact vestiges of good looks, which, however, they lost as the party progressed. It has always amazed me - the capacity sociable weekend revelers have of finding almost at once, by a purely empiric but very precise method, a common denominator of drunkenness, to which everybody loyally sticks before descending, all together, to the next level. The rich friendliness of the matrons was marked by tomboyish overtones, while the fixed inward look of amiably tight men was like a sacrilegious parody of pregnancy. Although some of the guests were connected in one way or another with the arts, there was no inspired talk, no wreathed, elbow-propped heads, and of course no flute girls. From some vantage point where she had been sitting in a stranded mermaid pose on the pale carpet with one or two younger fellows, Cynthia, her face varnished with a film of beaming sweat, would creep up on her knees, a proffered plate of nuts in one hand, and crisply tap with the other the athletic leg of Cochran or Corcoran, an art dealer, ensconced, on a pearl-grey sofa, between two flushed, happily disintegrating ladies.

At a ~ Vladimir Nabokov

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts. ~ Penn Jillette

Have nuts and be nuts. ~ Criss Jami

He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too ~ Rick Riordan

They say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister. ~ Holly Bennett

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. ~ Eminem

Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts I just want to feel it all. ~ Fiona Apple

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts. ~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I guess she's just nuts,' he said. 'And if she's nuts, a guy's got to do nuts things. You don't think you could say the hell with her? ~ John Steinbeck

In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God. ~ John Sladek

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? ~ Aries Spears

That Obama I would like to cut his nuts off. ~ Jesse Jackson

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! ~ Richard Madeley

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. ~ Jason Mraz

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. ~ Julius Boros

Never fuck with the nuts too much. ~ Sarah Lotz

Wrangler butts drive me nuts. ~ Cindy Gerard

The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets. ~ Aaron Eckhart

People are like nuts. There are lots of different kinds and they're all nuts. ~ Johnny Moscato

Some of my friends said, 'You are nuts.' But I think I am right. ~ George Nethercutt

Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns. ~ Bill Maher

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally. ~ Humphrey Bogart

I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts ... ~ Dolly Parton

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity) ~ Kinley MacGregor

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. ~ Greg Gutfeld

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. ~ Jean Kerr

I think being a little nuts is helpful. ~ Carter Burwell

People think I'm nuts. ~ Shirley Maclaine

Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem. ~ Paula Danziger

Say my shoe game nuts so I call em cashews Every other city it's another Nicki tattoo ~ Nicki Minaj

Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along. ~ Jody Watley

She went a little fucking overboard on her anger." He looks at me. "Her daughters are all a bit nuts, so you know exactly where they get it from."
"She called the fucking cops on me," I retort. "That's not nuts that's
"
"It's nuts," he rebuts.
"It's fucked up."
"That too," he says. ~ Krista Ritchie

I'm basically a really happy person. My life is nuts, but it feels complete. ~ Gayle King

If you think you've gone insane ... you're nuts. ~ Stephen King

I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else. ~ Jack Nicholson

I like cashew nuts. ~ Domhnall Gleeson

I was thinking that if I hit his nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman. ~ Thomas Muster

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials. ~ Ted Nugent

I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. ~ Edward Abbey

People eat nuts squirrels are nuts ~ Gage Educational Publishing

I would rather be nuts than unattractive. ~ Russell Smith

I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest. And that's why it feels like we are polarized. ~ Christopher Titus

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

I want to get down to the nuts and bolts of what is actually going to change to lift New Zealand's economic performance. ~ David Cunliffe

The addition of nuts in salad ... I always find to be beneficial. ~ Larry David

The biggest nuts and guess what? He is I and I am him. ~ Snoop Dogg

Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. ~ Jake Gyllenhaal

Most people are really nuts and that's fascinating to me. ~ Johnny Depp

People who don't have stories in their cultures go nuts. ~ Rafe Martin

Fresh October brings the pheasant, The to gather nuts is pleasant. ~ Sara Coleridge

You are nuts and you should be proud of it. Stick with what you believe in. ~ Trip Hawkins

Love your enemies and drive them nuts. ~ Brother Dave Gardner

There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts. ~ Mary Hughes

Why should we plant, when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world? ~ Anonymous Bushman

At least being nuts is being somewhere. ~ Joanne Greenberg

Art is about going a little nuts ... Kids do art for fun. It's playing. ~ William McDonough

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch. ~ Chris Pine

Space, space: architects always talk about space! But creating a space is not automatically doing architecture. With the same space, you can make a masterpiece or cause a disaster. ~ Jean Nouvel

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts. ~ Nicole Holofcener

The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts. ~ Theodore Sturgeon

My mom is the best. She's so nuts. ~ Theo Rossi

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts ~ Nas

Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli. ~ Charles Stross

While you numb, nuts are chasing pokemons, I'll be chasing the money. ~ Moosa Rahat

Good-quality nuts, toasted in a little butter and salt, make a magical addition to many salads. ~ Yotam Ottolenghi

The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate. ~ Chuck Grassley

My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts. ~ Leon Panetta

Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. ~ Henry David Thoreau

I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts. ~ Elizabeth Hurley

I've had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall. ~ Bob Newhart

To be extraordinarily happy and to have no concern for money drives some people nuts. ~ Danny Baker

Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts. ~ Steve Cropper

I am a Christian, not because someone explained the nuts and bolts of Christianity, but because there were people willing to be nuts and bolts. ~ Rich Mullins

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts ~ Eddie Van Halen

I think everyone's mother is slightly nuts. ~ Penny Marshall

Barbara Stanwyck movies drove me nuts, like 'Ball of Fire' and 'Double Indemnity.' I used to go cuckoo when I would see those films. ~ Richard LaGravenese

I had a vision of what it would look like if like seventy people at the same time went nuts and sprayed water everywhere. ~ Beau Bokan

When I step into the kitchen in the morning, I go for the scrambled eggs with pine nuts and minced lamb. When I finish at night, it is hard to resist the burger. ~ Geoffrey Zakarian

The taxpayer group in every state is always - always referred to as nuts. ~ Grover Norquist

Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts. ~ Jon Stewart

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it. ~ CM Punk

You can't stay in the desert, you go nuts after 24 hours. ~ Lykke Li

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! ~ Nicholas Evans

Certainly adding fats in the form of oils is fattening and unhealthy, but naturally fat-rich foods like nuts and seeds have profound cardiovascular benefits. ~ Joel Fuhrman

Packer fans are nuts, man. ~ Ray Nitschke

I went a little nuts in my twenties, but I just turned thirty and I feel, like, older now. ~ Sunny Mabrey

Empty space is never-wasted space. Wasted space is any space that has art in it. ~ Andy Warhol

I fail to see why you did not understand that groceryman, he did not call it "ground ground nuts," he called it "ground ground-nuts" which is the only really SENSible thing to call it. Peanuts grow in the GROUND and are therefore GROUND-nuts, and after you take them out of the ground you grind them up and you have ground ground-nuts, which is a much more accurate name than peanut butter, you just don't understand English. ~ Helene Hanff

I'm a bit of a control freak, so I always appreciate being inside the nuts and bolts of the music - I don't like newer programs that paper over your cracks. ~ Max Tundra

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts. ~ Criss Jami

To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot.
[To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.] ~ George Herbert

I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings. ~ Gordon Lightfoot

Space expands or contracts in the tensions and functions through which it exists. Space is not a static, inert thing. Space is alive; space is dynamic; space is imbued with movement expressed by forces and counterforces; space vibrates and resounds with color, light and form in the rhythm of life. ~ Hans Hofmann

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy. ~ Steve Merrick

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts. ~ Joe Teti

Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts ~ Grand Puba

Being a good artist is the toughest job you could pick, and you have to be a little nuts to take it on. ~ Charles Saatchi