Joe Teti Quotes

It's a game changer, not a game ender.

Dude that was bad ass.

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

I like the way you hustle man.

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother.

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

Stay in the game and stay alive.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

It's probably one of the worst places I've been ...

It's mistakes that get you killed

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave ... go figure.

One long step there and you're gonna die.

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

So far he's bringing his A-game.

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it. I'm going hunting.

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.