Donald Duck Kh Quotes

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.' ~ Donald Dunn

I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it. ~ Elton John

Human beings have a lot of problems identifying themselves with other human beings who don't resemble them exactly. But there's something about drawing that means that anyone can identify to a drawing. I mean, people can identify themselves with Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. ~ Marjane Satrapi

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care. ~ Paul Feig

People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics. ~ Terry Zwigoff

Many quite popular films are filled with violence. I think the difference between those and my films is that I show the cause and effect of violent activity. It's not a Donald Duck situation where he get a brick in the back of the head and gets up and walks away in the next frame. Mine have violence which keeps Donald Duck in the hospital for six months and creates a trauma which he will remember for the rest of his life. ~ Peter Greenaway

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. ~ James Whitcomb Riley

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck. ~ Rick Riordan

The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, whilst the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck anyway, and certainly not whilst it, the second duck, was busy flying. ~ Douglas Adams

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. ~ Jodi Picoult

Luckily for me, my father had impeccable taste. No contemporary collector was he. His treasure trove of comics included gems such as 'Little Lulu,' 'Frontline Combat' and 'Classics Illustrated.' But the works that stood head and shoulders above the rest were Carl Barks's 'Donald Duck' and 'Uncle Scrooge' comics from the 1940s through the 1960s. ~ Jeff Kinney

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man.
WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK?
"What duck?"
AH. SORRY. ~ Terry Pratchett

Childhood schizophrenia walked like a duck and quacked like a duck but was not a duck. Instead, it was the psychotic goose that suddenly seemed to be in everyone's backyard. ~ Steve Silberman

You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'? ~ Alex Duval

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck. ~ Kool Keith

At present, he's got the idea that I'm a kind of ... Who was the chap who was such a devil with the other sex? ... Donald something."
"Donald Duck?'
"Don Juan. That's the fellow I mean ~ P.G. Wodehouse

I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains. ~ Roger Bart

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan. ~ Timmothy Radman

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck. ~ Michelle Pfeiffer

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. ~ Patton Oswalt

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom. ~ Robert Leland Taylor

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions. ~ Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor

Duck love is recognizable in any language. ~ Edmond Manning

That everything in nature has "the appearance" of design is not exactly evidence against design. According to Dawkins, though, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is almost certainly something else. ~ Paul Greene

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. ~ Coolio

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.' ~ Lea Thompson

Well, don't make duck. I'm morally opposed to duck. Do you know what they do to ducks at a duck farm? The cruelty! It's barbaric. But I do love veal. Can you make veal? Or is that too hard for you? ~ Kristan Higgins

Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon? ~ Duck Dynasty

if it looks like ahh duck and Quack like ahh duck then....its an afflack! ~ Madea

In Holland, we have a saying: 'A knife cuts on two sides.' With the rubber duck, I'm trying to show people what they haven't been seeing in their public space. When the rubber duck is there and when it's gone, you know. ~ Florentijn Hofman

In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended. ~ Gottfried Helnwein

Say you have a dog, but you need to create a duck on the financial statements. Fortunately, there are specific accounting rules for what constitutes a duck: yellow feet, white covering, orange beak. So you take the dog and paint its feet yellow and its fur white and you paste an orange plastic beak on its nose, and then you say to your accountants, 'This is a duck! Don't you agree that it's a duck?' And the accountants say, 'Yes, according to the rules, this is a duck.' Everybody knows that it's a dog, not a duck, but that doesn't matter, because you've met the rules for calling it a duck. ~ Bethany McLean

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck."
Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck. ~ George R R Martin

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. ~ Jase Robertson

For parents, the days are long but the years are short. ~ Travis Thrasher

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. ~ Jennifer Lee

'Howard The Duck' has a lot of fans, and usually when they come up to me, I just think they're the coolest. Because it takes a lot of strength, a lot of perseverance to love 'Howard the Duck.' ~ Lea Thompson

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions. ~ Marco Rubio

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ~ Richard Lewis

I think I am actually humble. I'm much more humble than you would understand ~ Donald Trump Donald Trump Books

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck. ~ Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that's how I go about it. ~ Alan Rudolph

His companion was older, clean-shaved, with a lined ascetic face. His hair had been pulled back and tied in a knot behind his head. "Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck." "If you insist." The rider glanced at his companion. The brawny man unsheathed a bastard sword. "I'm Duck, you mouthy little pisspot." Oh, gods be good. "I had a smaller duck in mind." The big man roared with laughter. "Did you hear, Haldon? He wants a smaller Duck! ~ George R R Martin

If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. ~ Ellen Swallow Richards

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? ~ Donald J. Trump

Whether it was true or false seems ultimately of little importance.
Donald Sturrock in 'Storyteller. The Life of Roald Dahl ~ Donald Sturrock

Every man is a chauvinist, however much he wishes to be otherwise. ~ Robyn Donald

I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone. ~ Chris Colfer

Words themselves are all the ghosts we need. ~ Donald Harington

My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call boxes and put the stickers on the duck call and then put them in the boxes. ~ Kay Robertson

I don't love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that! ~ Adrienne Bailon

I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress. ~ Florentijn Hofman

Work is a four-letter word that ends with "K. ~ Donald Allen Kirch

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. ~ Lewis Grizzard

You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie ~ Cassandra Clare

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. ~ Charles B. Rangel

Gundar seemed to come to a decision.
"Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
"Very wise," Halt said. "And what exactly do your mother's words of wisdom have to do with this situation?"
Gundar shrugged. "It looks like a channel. It's the right place for a channel. If I were digging one, this is where I'd dig a channel. So ... "
"So it's probably the channel?" Selethen said.
Gundar grinned at him. "Either that or it's a duck. ~ John Flanagan

What life compares with a duck's life? At home on land, in the air and on water. ~ Marty Rubin

I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men. ~ Nancy Friday

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother. ~ Michael Leunig

The enemy never sleeps! ~ Donald O'Donovan

When the evening comes, prepare yourself for the morrow ~Donald Pillai ~ Donald Pillai

Just because one likes to cook up a great meal or decorate their home doesn't mean they have to do it with granite counter tops and duck a l'orange. ~ Nadia Giosia

Love the show 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.' Being from Louisiana and a big outdoorsman, I'm a big fan of 'Duck Dynasty' as well. ~ Wes Brown

Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks."
"You might not think so if you were a duck. ~ Michel Faber

I find in the domestic duck that the bones of the wing weigh less and the bones of the leg more, in proportion to the whole skeleton, than do the same bones in the wild duck; and this change may be safely attributed to the domestic duck flying much less, and walking more, than its wild parents. ~ Charles Darwin

On a big film, there's almost no way you can meet everyone. On an indie, there are 30 people and no trailers to duck into. ~ Aaron Paul

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it is a very unfortunate situation for the batting team. On the other side of the image, although being definitely unfortunatable for the batting team, it is most definitely a glorious silver lining for the bowling team. ~ Ian B.G. Burns

I have a billion dollars ~ Donald J. Trump

I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait! ~ Mike Huckabee

All I can say on women's issues and women's health issues, there will be nobody better than Donald Trump. ~ Donald Trump

And Harold came into Perpetua's apartment.
He said, 'I just want to know one thing. Are you happy?' 'Sure,' Perpetua said. (Donald Barthelme, "Perpetua") ~ Donald Barthelme

Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
(Trump, Donald, R-N.Y., billionaire real estate mogul; reality show hot air buffoon; ABC News with Ashleigh Banfield; 3/17/2011.) ~ Donald Trump

Los Angeles is a mother that devours her children. ~ Donald O'Donovan

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. ~ Tom Shales

He was clearly in love with Amber too, and this time it wasn't the usual water off the back of the duck. Instead, the duck, wounded by a hunter and bewildered because half its head had been shot way, and was still tottering about on its webby feet by the side of the pond. From the one side it looked like a duck usually looks. From the other, it was a different story. ~ Ali Smith

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. ~ David Hallberg

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow. ~ Mitch Hedberg

If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing. ~ Mos Def

A damp, gray sky covered southern Ohio like the skin of a corpse. ~ Donald Ray Pollock

Nobody respects women more than Donald Trump. ~ Donald Trump

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. ~ Brad Pitt

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. ~ Nicolas Cage

I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as Frank Bruno might say, I'll have a longer shelf life. ~ Robert Carlyle

I'm living the life of an urban hunter-gatherer - again. ~ Donald O'Donovan

I don't think it's fair, the way that the establishment is treating Donald Trump. I will be honest. ~ Donald Trump

The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men. ~ Ken Follett

A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a construction worker. ~ Jarod Kintz

Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy– then down the road we go. ~ Phil Robertson

Architectural kitsch is most common in the commercial pop vernacular - typified by the Big Duck of 1931 in Flanders, New York, a Long Island roadside poultry stand resembling a duck, which Venturi and Scott Brown made a cult object through their writings. ~ Martin Filler

It's not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck..." I imply with a shrug "...well then you know what they say."
"Nothing hap―"
"Quack! ~ K. Bromberg

Donald Trump is a racist. Donald Trump in fact is making fascist appeals. That's why many self-respecting Republicans are not supporting Donald Trump for president. ~ Martin O'Malley

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling ... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings. ~ Jase Robertson

In the first State of the Union of his second term, President Bush made clear to Americans tonight that he is not going to play the role of a lame duck President. ~ Jim Sensenbrenner

We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead. ~ Paul Ryan

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. ~ Jase Robertson

I think I will sit on it a little while longer," said the duck, "as I have sat so long already, a few days will be nothing." "Please yourself," said the old duck, and she went away. ~ Hans Christian Andersen

I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love. ~ Donald Barthelme

Lou recovered some foie gras, duck confit, and assorted veggies and herbs. As she grabbed the items, a menu started bubbling to the surface: foie gras ravioli with a cherry-sage cream sauce, crispy goat cheese medallions on mixed greens with a simple vinaigrette, pan-fried duck confit, and duck-fat-roasted new potatoes with more of the cherry-sage cream sauce. For dessert, a chocolate souffle with coconut crisps. ~ Amy E. Reichert

...and that's the blank unholy suprise of it. ~ Donald Stewart