Rachel Being A Waitress Quotes

I was dead. That was really the only explanation I had for the sensation that I was lying in a comfy bed, cool, clean-smelling sheets pulled up to my chin, and a soft hand stroking my hair.
That was nice. Being dead seemed pretty sweet, all things considered. Especially if ti meant I got to nap for all eternity. I snuggled deeper into the covers. The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.
"'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you ... '" the voice crooned.
I frowned. Was that really an appropriate song for the Heavenly Host to be-
Realization crashed into me. "Mom! ~ Rachel Hawkins

Eve: "Yo! Mocha!"
Oliver: "Yo. I am not your waitress. ~ Rachel Caine

A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling," Gabriel instructed without making eye contact with the waitress.
The waitress left, and Rachel began to laugh. "Big brother, only you could make ordering a drink sound pretentious."
-Rachel to Gabriel ~ Sylvain Reynard

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress. ~ Kim Cattrall

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. ~ Jessica Lange

Once a waitress, always a waitress. ~ Sandra Bullock

You know," he said softly, "there's a fine line between being determined and being an idiot. ~ Rachel Aaron

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

I'd rather be a happy Hooters waitress than a depressed out-of-work actor. ~ Lauren Beukes

The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a ... waffle waitress. ~ Bill Hicks

Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first. ~ Rachel Caine

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. ~ Kristin Davis

[A]pparently, it's okay to WORK as a waitress but not to BE a waitress. ~ Deb Caletti

I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage. ~ Edie Campbell

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress." ~ Greg Giraldo

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. ~ Jane Siberry

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. ~ Gelett Burgess

But fair warning, being drunk doesn't slow down my head shots. ~ Rachel Bach

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. ~ Kim Dickens

I was tired of being me. ~ Rachel Ward

Success is found when we focus on being driven towards our dream every day. ~ Rachel Wolchin

Male and female friends are always only just-the-tip away from being more. ~ Rachel Robinson

Devon Hamilton-Zemaitis was a beautiful woman. Being dead didn't change that. ~ Rachel Gibson

These are the hands of Rachel Joy Scott and one day, will touch millions of people's hearts. ~ Rachel Scott

I loved being on the radio. Being paid to talk? It's like being paid to eat. ~ Rachel Maddow

The waitress serving the wedding party was a short young blonde. She took their orders efficiently and delivered everyone's food correctly. "If
only she knew my story," Melora mused. then she thought again, "Better yet,
maybe she's in the middle of her own story." Who knew what things might have
happened already on the island to this typical college-age waitress. ~ Marie Zhuikov

Girls may try to avoid being alone at all costs, including remaining in an abusive friendship. ~ Rachel Simmons

There are always a few, Claire, who like being told what to do instead of being required to think. And those are the ones you should fear. That goes equally for humans, I'm afraid. Critical thinking has become a sadly rare skill these days. ~ Rachel Caine

You could be ordinary and attempt something extraordinary, without being able to explain it in a logical way. ~ Rachel Joyce

It feels like being a woman now gives you a slight advantage. ~ Rachel Bloom

In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress. ~ Denise Mina

...being a weatherman in Ireland is about the biggest scam going. ~ Rachel Friedman

Sure, at heart I wanted to be a Dickens, but I hated being great on command. ~ Rachel Heffington

I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials ... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress. ~ Teri Garr

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. ~ Lisa Kudrow

I'm the only person who gets along with everyone, by way of not being friends with anyone. ~ Rachel Cohn

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts. ~ Rachel Johnson

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. ~ Liam Payne

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring. ~ Rachel Johnson

Many of us have had that experience of being in love with someone and then they end up being your enemy and there's a stranger in your bed. ~ Rachel Holmes

Evolution means letting go of our false fundamentals so that God can get into those shadowy places we're not sure we want him to be. It means being okay with being wrong, okay with not having all the answers, okay with never being finished. ~ Rachel Held Evans

Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don't like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know. ~ Rachel Caine

Wold domination is exhausting and cliche. People ought to just focus on being individual responsible citizens of the earth instead of assholes. ~ Rachel Cohn

Knowing myself… being myself was better than anything else. It was the very best thing. ~ Rachel Higginson

I ordered a cheeseburger and a beer from a waitress who looked as though she wanted to be in one of those want-to-get-away? commercials. She called me hon. I love when a waitress calls me hon. ~ Harlan Coben

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress. ~ Phyllis Schlafly

It's called being polite; they probably didn't teach you that at home. Doesn't mean I like you or anything. ~ Rachel Caine

You can't go into things with the mindset of already failing. Being fearful isn't necessarily a bad thing. ~ Rachel Van Dyken

It is actually difficult to edit life. Especially in regard to feelings. Not being open to anger or sadness usually means being unable to be open to love and joy. The emotions seem to operate with an all-or-nothing switch. ~ Rachel Naomi Remen

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. ~ John Lennon

I laughed when I read about being born with two hearts, one of which is devoted only to destroying humanity. ~ Rachel Klein

I just really love being in my pajamas. ~ Rachel Bilson

Must we argue word choice? Now? ~ Rachel Caine

You would be too stubborn to die. ~ Rachel Hawkins

I hate traveling with amateurs. ~ Rachel Caine

I've loved him forever, but he can never be mine. ~ Rachel Hawthorne

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. ~ Andy Rooney

Where, incidentally, a holiday meal was not being served. My mother worked as a waitress at Palmer's Supper ~ Larry Watson

It's easy to roam if you have an anchor. - Clive Hollowel ~ Rachel Gibson

Where the heck was I while you were playing Grand Theft Cellar? ~ Rachel Hawkins

Maybe you're not his type." Michael said
"Oh, now you're just being insulting. ~ Rachel Caine

Patience, Abigail. Patience."
Abigail snorted. "Patience, right. I am known for having a great handle on the Fruits of the Spirit."
"Interesting. I don't recall manipulation being a Biblical virtue. ~ Rachel Van Dyken

Life is over in a blink of an eye - so why waste your time being anything but happy that you've been given another day to live?" "Hey, ~ Rachel Van Dyken

It would be so easy to stop getting up. To stop washing. To stop eating. Being alone required such constant effort. ~ Rachel Joyce

The world was at my fingertips. But I was tired of being at its fingertips. ~ Rachel Heffington

I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other things. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Wishing that I could stay right here in this moment of not doing, but simply being, forever. ~ Rachel Harris

Harold could no longer pass a stranger without acknowledging the truth that everyone was the same, and also unique; and that this was the dilemma of being human. ~ Rachel Joyce

It was one thing to get laid out by Archer in Defense, but being attacked out of nowhere by my great-grandmother was just embarrassing. ~ Rachel Hawkins

Wake me for the massacre, okay? Don't want to miss it. ~ Rachel Caine

Stepping inside Daisy's Diner, I was greeted by Rachel, the evening waitress, who side-eyed me as I walked in with Jeremiah. A cautious smile tugged at the corners of her mouth when she saw us. She winked at me as she grabbed the menus, ~ Sky Shifter

You know, the heroes in my romance novels always say that. Scout's honor. But they all later admit to never being a Boy Scout. ~ Rachel Harris

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. ~ Rachel Caine

I really liked the idea of playing that kind of optimistic, super-intense, go-get-'em spirit combined with being a little bit of an outsider. I am really drawn to girls of that age in general, who believe they can be a waitress, scientist, actress, a dentist, a zookeeper ... and who really aren't boy-crazy. ~ Amy Poehler

They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem. ~ Rachel Caine

There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or whatever it is, but I think it's so important for me to do things that I'm passionate about. ~ Juno Temple

It gives me some satisfaction to know that my departure will become somebody else's good luck ~ Rachel Cohn

Plus, research shows that being a part of a group that meets just once a month will give you the same increase in happiness as doubling your salary. ~ Rachel Bertsche

I love being in touch with my readers and fellow writers! It's just amazing to have such access to people. ~ Rachel Caine

I was told the nurses swooned when I was born, something about being the most beautiful baby they'd ever seen. It ~ Rachel Van Dyken

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life ~ Hunter S. Thompson

I pride myself on not being run of the mill. I don't want to be your umpteenth Fantine in 'Les Miz.' ~ Rachel Tucker

If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence. ~ Rachel Johnson

For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job at Merrill Lynch as an account executive, from where I went to vice president of investments for Prudential-Bache Securities. I started my own firm in 1987. ~ Suze Orman

Each loss had been devastating in its own ways and had changed her life. ~ Rachel Gibson

I'm not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any. ~ Rachel Caine

I do love being on television and in peoples' homes. I'm not an actor, so there is a connection that's real. ~ Rachel Zoe

Being able to laugh is sexy in a man or woman. ~ Rachel Stevens

Married and buried, wed and dead. ~ Rachel Caine

Mirnin: Where's Shreve? ~ Rachel Caine

Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott) ~ Rachel Gibson

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that. ~ Rachel Caine

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now. ~ Rachel Caine

Being surrounded by love and people that care about your heart is the dream. That's what I would like on my last day. ~ Rachel Boston

Sofia was miffed. And if American girls make being miffed a sweet-and-sour emotion, European girls always manage to add an undercurrent of murder to it. ~ Rachel Cohn

There's so many confusing messages that you're being sent about being pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart, ambitious but in a way that makes people comfortable. It's very hard to navigate. ~ Rachel Bloom

Might as well go out flipping the bird to the powers that be killing us. ~ Rachel Caine

They were accustomed to being interrupted. Whoever was hungriest to speak, spoke. I wasn't hungry in that same way. I was hungry to listen. ~ Rachel Kushner

I love people and want to be good to people. If I'm in restaurant and somebody doesn't treat a waitress right, I literally will leave. I will unfriend you. You are not my friend anymore. ~ Kristen Stewart

Only true friends faked kidnappings so you would admit your feelings. ~ Rachel Van Dyken