Kristen Wiig Bridesmaids Quotes

I'd love to do a comedy like 'Bridesmaids;' I think that would be so fun. I would play the Kristen Wiig character. ~ Emma Roberts

I don't always just want to do the same thing. ~ Kristen Wiig

I am shyer than most people think. ~ Kristen Wiig

Don't do something just because someone else wants you to ~ Kristen Wiig

I am a big David Bowie fan. ~ Kristen Wiig

It's fun for me to play people that are just kind of odd. ~ Kristen Wiig

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. ~ Kristen Wiig

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. ~ Kristen Wiig

I just want to try and be in projects that are exciting to me. ~ Kristen Wiig

My friends back home are very supportive. ~ Kristen Wiig

I always say I want to look haunted. ~ Kristen Wiig

I feel like women are asked their age more than men. ~ Kristen Wiig

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow. ~ Kristen Wiig

I do sort of gravitate towards smaller, indie-type movies. ~ Kristen Wiig

I'm one of those people that really pays attention to the music in films. ~ Kristen Wiig

I'd make a terrible surgeon. The fear of blood? Very high on my list. ~ Kristen Wiig

When you go out of your comfort zone and it works there's nothing more satisfying. ~ Kristen Wiig

If you're creating anything at all, it's really dangerous to care about what people think. ~ Kristen Wiig

I wish I had a lot of tattoos. ~ Kristen Wiig

I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never. ~ Kristen Wiig

It's a mystery to me what makes people laugh. ~ Kristen Wiig

When you're on your deathbed, you probably aren't counting the movies you've made. ~ Kristen Wiig

You have to leave things that you love. ~ Kristen Wiig

I really, really want to go to Paris. I've never been. ~ Kristen Wiig

For movies to get greenlit solely based on the success of other movies that have a lot of women in them? It's so ridiculous to me. ~ Kristen Wiig

I never think if I do an impression of someone, I'm never making fun of them. ~ Kristen Wiig

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things. ~ Kristen Wiig

I'm a vegetarian; I eat a lot of tofu and soy. ~ Kristen Wiig

I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments when you imagine a different life. ~ Kristen Wiig

Mean comedy is not really something that I personally gravitate towards or something that I do. ~ Kristen Wiig

I don't rehearse a lot. I try to keep it organic. Even in movies, the less I rehearse, the better I am. ~ Kristen Wiig

I probably lived more of a rock-star life when I was 15. I got in trouble a fair amount. I cared more about hanging out and skipping school than studying. ~ Kristen Wiig

I'm not as much a history person as an art person, but I mean, you can read history through art. ~ Kristen Wiig

People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor who does comedy. But who wants to do other things as well. ~ Kristen Wiig

I think it's an interesting thing to watch when a person is trying to keep it together and then ultimately when they do lose it a little bit. ~ Kristen Wiig

I would rather have a small part in a really great movie than a big one in one that I'm not too psyched about. ~ Kristen Wiig

I just always gravitate toward the kind of characters or people that maybe you don't want to talk to for a long time at a party, but you do like to watch what they're doing. ~ Kristen Wiig

I roller skated when I was younger, but when you're on a track that's slanted and you're with other people all skating in a pack, it's a whole different sport. ~ Kristen Wiig

I hated speaking in public. I would miss school just so I wouldn't have to do it. ~ Kristen Wiig

Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a surprise to people that they are seeing it. ~ Kristen Wiig

I love kids. All my best friends have kids, and I love, love, love kids. ~ Kristen Wiig

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. ~ Kristen Wiig

I think people like to see the lives of artists that are legends. They always go through the dark periods and I think just as humans we like to see that and them coming out of it. I love those kinds of movies. ~ Kristen Wiig

I know from my own experience and from other people in the business that when you come from a place where nobody knew who you were and then there is this sudden shift to where everybody now knows who you are, there's an adjustment that you have to make. ~ Kristen Wiig

The good thing about 'SNL' is that it's the same people every week that you're working with, and we've all become so close and tight because we've worked together so long and so closely together. ~ Kristen Wiig

I can relate to having those people in your life that you feel are moving on to this great, big, normal life and you're like, 'What's wrong with me?' ~ Kristen Wiig

When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but it seems like everyone else does, and your best friend gets married, and it forces you to look at yourself. I don't know if I described that in a very funny way. ~ Kristen Wiig

I feel there's so much pressure, especially for women, to declare what their life's going to be and what their career is, and are you married yet? Are you single? But you're 30. And girlfriends are so important. You can have a boyfriend or husband when you're 30, but you still need your girlfriends. ~ Kristen Wiig

Bridesmaids are never going to upstage the bride. ~ Georgina Chapman

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there. ~ Gillian Jacobs

Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success. ~ Rex Reed

Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious. ~ Casey Wilson

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig. ~ Chelsea Peretti

You humble me."
I blinked then breathed, "What?"
"Your strength, Ace, it's got nothin' to do with bootcamp. ~ Kristen Ashley

Persistence can look a lot like stupid. ~ Kristen Lamb

May feel like you're falling', Tabby, but remember, I'm at the bottom ready to catch you. ~ Kristen Ashley

I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny. ~ Saoirse Ronan

It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!' ~ Bill Hader

When you pray, all heaven prays with you. That's a mighty army. ~ Kristen Heitzmann

Her memory like a skipping record, bumping continually up against the scratch. ~ Kristen Roupenian

I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that. ~ Greg Proops

. . . while we cooed and fretted and bent our faces into sympathetic shapes in his direction. ~ Kristen Roupenian

I'll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she'd written "Have fun." That always stayed with me. ~ Nasim Pedrad

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. ~ Emma Stone

Frankly, the whole concept was a little too New Age - y for me. ~ Kristen Roupenian

Using covertly acquired information to feign a mysterious psychic bond was a new realm of deception for Ted. ~ Kristen Roupenian

Why do you like me? Why can't you tell I'm not that into you? ~ Kristen Roupenian

Ted would have preferred not to live like this, but he wasn't quite sure what to do about it. ~ Kristen Roupenian

Oh, my God, Ted," she moaned, fakely.

They dated for the next four months. ~ Kristen Roupenian

Ted thinks: Everyone at this party could die tonight, including me, and I wouldn't even care. He gets very drunk. ~ Kristen Roupenian

It takes great courage to write great books. Find your courage and find your voice. ~ Kristen Lamb

My life was over, finished, and I'd never seen Pearl Jam play live ~ Kristen Ashley

She wants what she wants," Kath says.

Don't we all? ~ Kristen Roupenian

Even with college, the reason I wanted to go so badly is because I wanted to major in film. I want to take screenwriting classes and learn more about behind the scenes stuff, because I love people like Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig who are able to write a lot of their own material and be so involved in everything they do. ~ Miranda Cosgrove

The opportunities available to actors who achieved the peak of their fame as nameless characters in 1990s softcore horror porn films must be limited. ~ Kristen Roupenian

Last night you sat there singing to me 'nothing to hide, believe what I say' and not ten hours later you're standin' in front of me lyin ~ Kristen Ashley

It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids' and ushers' dinner is usually on that night, for a groom realizes that he and his attendants need some time in which to recover sufficiently to be able to distinguish the altar from the organ and walk up the aisle with no mishaps. ~ Alice-Leone Moats

You saved me a long time ago ~ Kristen Day

Fuck, baby doll, I missed you so fucking much. ~ Kristen Ashley

Always and forever, baby, you're stuck with me. ~ Kristen Ashley

God took my boy. Then He gave me you. ~ Kristen Ashley

And glad you're takin' a chance on me. ~ Kristen Ashley

You can say shit. I've heard it before. ~ Kristen Proby

My angel of vengeance, I answered, and she blinked. ~ Kristen Ashley

What are souls, but stars waiting to be born? ~ Kristen Ciccarelli

Keep sayin' Joe, baby, you're makin' me hard. ~ Kristen Ashley

Fair warning, Jet. I'm making you my business. ~ Kristen Ashley

You're my reason, the answer to all questions. ~ Kristen Callihan

You don't need me being a third wheel, ~ Kristen Callihan

If I'm your Mitch, you're my Mara ~ Kristen Ashley

Pain always seemed to make her more beautiful. ~ Kristen Painter

Jesus, you could bring a man to his knees. ~ Kristen Ashley

My mother named me Knight because she needed one. ~ Kristen Ashley

Then hop up, baby. Time to fuck. ~ Kristen Ashley

Only you could put color in a colorless world. ~ Kristen Ashley

At the sight of him my clit started tingling. ~ Kristen Ashley

Like what? You think I'm gay or something? ~ Kristen Chandler

Bottom line, no one fucks with my woman. ~ Kristen Ashley

The brain could go just about anywhere with anything. ~ Kristen Heitzmann

Quiet, babe, i got some issues to work through ~ Kristen Ashley