Hair Trimming Quotes

I decided to grow my hair out during college, and it's kind of stuck ever since. Even when I thought about cutting it or trimming it, common sense kicks in, and I don't think the fans would recognize me; people wouldn't know who I am. It would almost be like Santa Claus losing his powers. ~ Clay Matthews III

As I became older, I was given many masks to wear. I could be a laborer laying railroad tracks across the continent, with long hair in a queue to be pulled by pranksters; a gardener trimming the shrubs while secretly planting a bomb; a saboteur before the day of infamy at Pearl Harbor, signaling the Imperial Fleet; a kamikaze pilot donning his headband somberly, screaming 'Banzai' on my way to my death; a peasant with a broad-brimmed straw hat in a rice paddy on the other side of the world, stooped over to toil in the water; an obedient servant in the parlor, a houseboy too dignified for my own good; a washerman in the basement laundry, removing stains using an ancient secret; a tyrant intent on imposing my despotism on the democratic world, opposed by the free and the brave; a party cadre alongside many others, all of us clad in coordinated Mao jackets; a sniper camouflaged in the trees of the jungle, training my gunsights on G.I. Joe; a child running with a body burning from napalm, captured in an unforgettable photo; an enemy shot in the head or slaughtered by the villageful; one of the grooms in a mass wedding of couples, having met my mate the day before through our cult leader; an orphan in the last airlift out of a collapsed capital, ready to be adopted into the good life; a black belt martial artist breaking cinderblocks with his head, in an advertisement for Ginsu brand knives with the slogan 'but wait--there's more' as the commercial segued to show another free gift ~ Frank H. Wu

As a poodle may have his hair cut long or his hair cut short, as he may be trimmed with pink ribbons or with blue ribbons, yet he remains the same old poodle, so capitalism may be trimmed with factory laws, tenement laws, divorce laws and gambling laws, but it remains the same old capitalism. These "humanitarian parts" are only trimming the poodle. Socialism, one and inseparable with its "antirent and anticapital parts," means to get rid of the poodle. ~ Daniel De Leon

Oh, she doesn't belong to anybody now,' he said, and suddenly I saw her for what she was - a piece of refuse waiting to be cleared away: if you needed a bit of hair you could take it, or trim her nails if nail trimmings had value to you. Like a saint's her bones could be divided up - if anybody required them. She was going to be burnt soon, so why shouldn't everybody have what he wanted first? What a fool I had been during three years to imagine that in any way I had possessed her. We are all possessed by nobody, not even by ourselves. ~ Graham Greene

The lamb baa-ed vigorously as Mary dragged it into the manicure room, and Zel winced. She really should insist Julie come work, She could use the help, plus it would mean extra mother-daughter time
and, Zel thought wryly, I won't have to find a spare tower in the suburbs.
Closing the appointment book, Zel went to finish trimming Linda's hair. "Did I hear a sheep out there?" Linda asked.
"Sick dog," Zel said. "Now, bend your head down." Linda obeyed and Zel ran her fingers through the back of her hair to check for evenness. All she needed to do was think of a way to make Julie come without Julie immediately assuming her mother was trying to ruin her life. Not an easy task. ~ Sarah Beth Durst

What the hell is wrong with you, man? I thought we were cool."
"We were," Warner says icily. "Until you touched my hair."
"You asked me to give you a haircut - "
"I said nothing of the sort! I asked you to trim the edges!"
"And that's what I did."
"This," Warner says, spinning around so I might inspect the damage, "is not trimming the edges, you incompetent moron - "
I gasp. The back of Warner's head is a jagged mess of uneven hair; entire chunks have been buzzed off. ~ Tahereh Mafi

Colour is a creative element, not a trimming. ~ Piet Zwart

A beautiful eyelash is an important adjunct to the eye. The lashes may be lengthened by trimming them occasionally in childhood. Care should be taken that this trimming is done neatly and evenly, and especially that the points of the scissors do not penetrate the eye. ~ Eliza Bisbee Duffey

They set great store by their gardens ... Their studie and deligence herein commeth not only of pleasure, but also of a certain strife and contention ... concerning the trimming, husbanding, and furnishing of their gardens; everye man or his owne parte. ~ Thomas More

Religion is like the fashion, one man wears his doublet slashed, another lashed, another plain; but every man has a doublet; so every man has a religion. We differ about the trimming. ~ John Selden

I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them. ~ John Eldredge

There's a delicious irony in seeing private luxury jets flying in to Washington, D.C., and people coming off of them with tin cups in their hands saying that they're going to be trimming down and streamlining their businesses. There's a message there. ~ Gary Ackerman

I brushed it until it shone and looked somewhat like it used to look,
only far thinner, and less glorious. ~ V.C. Andrews

I'm a black woman who loves hair. I enjoy changing my hair, having fun with it - just hair! I go from braids, to weaves, to wigs, to natural hair. ~ Tasha Smith

I totally think there was a country hair phase. If you look at all the mullets, and Dolly Parton, and Reba's hair, Tim McGraw's hair, Blake Shelton's hair, they definitely had their moments. ~ Julianne Hough

My hair was mousy brown, parted in the center, straight and not particularly thick. Human hair, doing what human hair does: growing on my head. ~ Gail Honeyman

I feel that the kinks, curls, or tight coils in Afro hair is beautiful and unique. No other race on this planet has hair like ours - that makes me proud. ~ Monica Millner

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair. ~ Daniel Tosh

I was somebody who never loved my hair. I had curly hair and wished it was straight. ~ Jennifer Aniston

Hacking shampoos, conditioners, gels and creams with your oil(s) of choice is a great way to promote healthy strong hair growth. ~ Monica Millner

I have an evening dress, pink mull over silk (I'm perfectly beautiful in that), and a blue church dress, and a dinner dress of red veiling with Oriental trimming (makes me look like a Gipsy), and another of rose-coloured challis, and a grey street suit, and an every-day dress for classes. That wouldn't be an awfully big wardrobe for Julia Rutledge Pendleton, perhaps, but for Jerusha Abbott - Oh, my! ~ Jean Webster

I am the man who put the hair in hair metal. ~ Sebastian Bach

The hair hierarchy rates worth by length and texture of hair. The longer, the silkier and more European your hair, the higher your worth. The shorter, kinkier, and more African your hair? Kill thyself. ~ Issa Rae

Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day. ~ Mark R. Woodward

Put your hair up, Min. The secret ingredient is not your hair. ~ Daniel Handler

She was the most beautiful creature on Earth - her hair said so in that language only hair can speak. ~ Gabriel Ba

Her wavy, shoulder-length hair was the colour of polished mahogany. ~ William Hjortsberg

I grew up in New Jersey in the '80s. That means one thing: Big hair ... I had big hair, my boyfriends had big hair, we all had big hair. Our prom looked like the poodle division of the Westminster dog show. ~ Jancee Dunn

My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone. ~ Haven Kimmel

What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be. ~ Isaiah Mustafa

I mean, that is a mop of real hair. He has hair like a 15-year-old ... and so, I have to acknowledge I am a little envious of his hair. ~ Harry Reid

I'm more of a short-hair girl; short hair is a lot more low-maintenance than long hair. And when you're in front of camera every day and your hair is being flatironed and blow-dried it's easier to have a weave so you don't damage your own hair. ~ Nia Long

Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese. ~ Allie Brosh

My hair has been this chapter thing for me. In 'Jem,' I have blue hair. 'Insidious,' it's pink. In 'CSI,' I have blonde. I love changing my hair. It's just hair and it grows all the time. ~ Hayley Kiyoko

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. ~ Silvio Berlusconi

How much hair product does it take to get those spikes? ~ Ryan Cabrera

Nothing disfigures the intellectual's public
performance as much as trimming, careful silence, patriotic bluster, and retrospective and self-dramatizing apostasy. ~ Edward Said

The hair department is always on my case about washing my hair. I am incredibly lazy, and a brat about washing my hair. ~ Eden Sher

My mother has a theory about hair. It is that the longer the hair grows, the dumber a person becomes. She warns that too much hair will suck nutrients away from the head and leave it empty. ~ Weike Wang

It is also true that his hair had a reddish tinge and, as everybody knows, no one with red hair can ever truly be said to be handsome. ~ Susanna Clarke

Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair. ~ Lady Gaga

All girls over age 14 remove pubic hair. The only touching is to remove hair. That's grim. ~ Peggy Orenstein

The hair is the richest ornament of women. ~ Martin Luther

Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare. ~ Phyllis McGinley

And yet there are many times when it does not make any difference what pattern one uses. One thing is certain. The more bedraggled the fly gets the better the trout like it. I think there is a reason for this. I think the bedraggled half worn out wet fly more closely imitates a nymph than a new one does. Most commercial flies are tied too bushy and full. A little trimming of wings and thinning out of hackles will often work wonders. ~ Ray Bergman

Of course I have bad hair days; I'm human. ~ Ryan Lochte

I have had every hair color. I joke with my hair colorist. She keeps sheets of paper on every hair color that I've had, so she has records of it all. She's done my hair since I was 15, and I guess I have a thick folder going because I've had so many different hair colors. ~ Brittany Snow

Another theory about hair, not from my mother, but from the best friend. A woman who cuts her hair drastically is set to make some decisions. ~ Weike Wang

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair. ~ Julia Roberts

If youth was sold in a bottle of hair dye, we would all get in line. ~ Jan Rogers

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. ~ Dylan Moran

Let's talk about the hair. Why do I call it "yellow" hair and not "blond" hair? Because I'm pretty sure everybody calls my hair "brown." When I read fairy tales to my daughter I always change the word "blond" to "yellow," because I don't want her to think that blond hair is somehow better. ~ Tina Fey

Some of us are happy with our African hair, thank you very much. I don't want some poor Indian girl's hair. And I wish to God I could buy black hair products from black people for once. How we going to make it in this country if we don't make our own business? ~ Zadie Smith

Excess in apparel is another costly folly. The very trimming of the vain world would clothe all the naked ones. ~ William Penn

I can't imagine going back to long hair. Cutting it was the greatest thing I ever did. ~ Robin Wright

Learning isn't acquiring knowledge so much as it is trimming information that has already been acquired. ~ Criss Jami

If you're betwixt and between, trust the one with red hair. ~ O.R. Melling

I think it's better to be a hair band than a bald band. ~ Warren DeMartini

I'm much more conspicuous having long hair than I will be with it short. ~ Bess Truman

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. ~ Chris Pratt

I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker. ~ Amy Poehler

Alice's razor-thin blond hair is what people in Santo Domingo call bueno, but I don't understand how that kind of hair can be good. It doesn't move at all, or ripple like the water in Boca Chica when I throw shells at it. ~ Raquel Cepeda

Natural Hair is an Exquisite Crown. It's a wonder and fascination to many. But to the confident Black girl or Black woman who's rockin' it, they know what they've been born and blessed with. A head full of unique, healthy beauty. NATURAL BEAUTY. ~ Stephanie Lahart

The two times I have cut my hair shorter, I've ended up out of work - so short hair is not an option. ~ Marie Helvin

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

In particular I want to talk about natural black hair, and how it's not just hair. I mean, I'm interested in hair in sort of a very aesthetic way, just the beauty of hair, but also in a political way: what it says, what it means. ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I get a lot of questions about hair color. People are very into talking about hair. ~ Emma Stone

As a matter of fact I'd had my hair dyed a marvelous shade of pale red so popular with Parisian tarts that season. ~ Elaine Dundy

I think that everyone wants sexy hair, and when they think of sexy hair they think of volume - they don't think about flat, limp, lifeless hair. But for some women, it's hard to achieve because we're constantly buying these volumizing shampoos [that] leave a residue in your hair ... ~ Chrissy Teigen

People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, ... ,and he had very red hair. ~ J.D. Salinger

Man can have only a certain number of teeth, hair and ideas; there comes a time when he necessarily loses his teeth, hair and ideas. ~ Voltaire

I shaved the back of my head once and did the asymmetrical hair. ~ Olivia Wilde

Blown hair is sweet, brown hair over the mouth blown,
Lilac and brown hair; ~ T. S. Eliot

Glorious bouquets and storms of applause are the trimmings which every artist naturally enjoys. ~ Golda Meir

Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would call Bellevue. But, take away the hair dryer, it's just praying.' ~ Bill Maher

A genuine revival means a trimming of personal lamps. ~ Theodore L. Cuyler

When I went to prom, I wore my hair down. But I love the idea of a long dress with your hair up. It's just gorgeous. ~ Bethany Mota

Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices ~ Shana Alexander

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though. ~ Bob Uecker

I used to be very insecure about my curly hair, because I lived in a country where everybody had blonde straight hair. ~ Diane Von Furstenberg

Like when I had long hair, you kind of got male attention from everything. But when you had short hair, it was a different kind of man that was attracted to you or I found coming up. ~ Ashley Scott

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. ~ Charles Nelson Reilly

Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death. ~ Morrissey

I think the '90s is the reason why I recently had to find natural haircare products to allow my hair to grow. That was a time where they were processing your hair, and it was a time when African-American women wanted that straight hair. ~ Drew Sidora

Around the mid-'90s every hair guy who would have been in a hair-metal band got his tattoos and suddenly decided he was alternative. It just became like a thing. ~ Billy Corgan

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde. ~ Anna Faris

We cut the hair from women after they had been exterminated in the gas chambers. The hair was then sent to factories, when it was woven into special fittings for gaskets. ~ Rudolf Hoss

I worked with AXE Hair to do a promo shoot for the ESPYs and ESPN - it's all about having girl-approved hair. They have a newer product out there with the hair stuff - shampoo, conditioner and all the styling products that they have. ~ Matthew Stafford

I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it. ~ Tatyana Ali

Don't spend your life collecting other peoples postcards ~ Syd Hair

Even the trip throught the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle.
"Magic?"
"Hair gel. $3.99 at Ricky's. ~ Cassandra Clare

My mother's white, and she didn't know how to do my hair, so I had something that I always call white-mama hair. ~ Jami Floyd

When I was writing pretty poor poetry, this girl with midnight black hair told me to go on. ~ Carl Sandburg

For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts. ~ Dave Barry

My best feature would have to be my hair. That sounds so cliche - but my hair is like a separate entity. ~ Jake T. Austin

Putting the past behind you isn't like stuffing something in the back of a drawer or trimming a loose thread. The past has a life of its own. ~ Maggie Mitchell

To be honest with you, I literally don't even know how to style my hair unless I'm doing an event because I rely on hair stylists. ~ Nina Dobrev

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion. ~ Dean Koontz

I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess. ~ Georgia Jagger

I do wonder why people hate their grey hair so much! I think grey hair is a gift from the moon! When the moon laughs, her eyes produce tears of joy that fall to the earth and onto the tops of people's heads! ~ C. JoyBell C.