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When Ben arrived, he was having a bad hair day. He looked like Francine from those Arthur cartoons on PBS, and yet I was still very attracted to him. ~ Courtney Robertson
Bad Hair quotes by Courtney Robertson
I think I had a lot of bad hair moments. In the early 80's just sometimes I wore purple lipstick or green lipstick. ~ Madonna Ciccone
Bad Hair quotes by Madonna Ciccone
I feel like hair is the number one thing that makes me feel beautiful or not. If I have really bad hair, but my makeup's beautiful and I have a wonderful dress on, I'm still not happy. So if I wake up, and I've got 2 big zits on my face and my hair looks fierce, I feel ok. I have a weird hair obsession. ~ Amber Stevens
Bad Hair quotes by Amber Stevens
Sure. What's the worst that could happen."
Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this."
I cringed. "I'm so sorry."
"I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak."
"It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life. ~ Jaye Wells
Bad Hair quotes by Jaye Wells
Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day. ~ Mark R. Woodward
Bad Hair quotes by Mark R. Woodward
Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don't feel like we do. ~ Cat Deeley
Bad Hair quotes by Cat Deeley
Although I come from a family who are Muslim - my mother is Egyptian, my father is Palestinian - my mother only puts a veil on her head when she has a bad hair day. ~ Yasmine Al Masri
Bad Hair quotes by Yasmine Al Masri
I think what people like about my channel is that I am not perfect. I always point to my pimple, my bad hair day ... people relate to that. They are watching somebody who is exactly like them and talking about things that they experience as well. ~ Lilly Singh
Bad Hair quotes by Lilly Singh
If you're having a bad hair day or a bad boy day, he'll whip up one of his yummy mango smoothies for you, sit you down, and say, "Little one, remember what's really important in life: a family that loves you, good friends, and not putting too much garlic in the pesto."
- Chloe Carlson ~ Nancy Butcher
Bad Hair quotes by Nancy Butcher
Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day. ~ Mary Anne Radmacher
Bad Hair quotes by Mary Anne Radmacher
Good hair day. Bad hair day. Dead hair day. ~ Kathy Reichs
Bad Hair quotes by Kathy Reichs
There will be those who love you for your hair and those who love the beauty of your mind and those who adore the warmth of your heart. but there will be those who will leave you for not conforming to their type of hair, mind and heart. And there will be those who will live/die to see your bad hair days, derailed mind, and broken heart. but what matters most is Who You Are ~ Goitsemang Mvula
Bad Hair quotes by Goitsemang Mvula
Things were changing; I was changing. All swelling limbs and sweating brain, suddenly I had more body than I knew what to do with. Arms and legs became the prey of low desktops and narrow corridors, were ambushed by sharp corners. Mr Baxter ignored my plight. Bodies were inimical to mathematics, or so we were led to believe. Bad hair, acrid breath, lumpy skin, all vanished for an hour every Tuesday and Thursday. Young minds in the buff soared into the sphere of pure reason. Pages turned to parallelograms; cities, circumferences; recipes, ratios. Shorn of our bearings, we groped our way around in this rarefied air. ~ Daniel Tammet
Bad Hair quotes by Daniel Tammet
It's hard to have a bad hair day when you're famous. ~ Marion Jones
Bad Hair quotes by Marion Jones
[People say]'You're always happy' and I'm, like, sometimes I have a huge zit on my face. But if you smile, people won't notice that. I do have bad-hair days but if you feel confident in yourself it would make people want to be around you. ~ Cheyenne Kimball
Bad Hair quotes by Cheyenne Kimball
I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess. ~ Georgia Jagger
Bad Hair quotes by Georgia Jagger
I hate hats! Hats just give you really bad hair! I had a hat sometimes. Frankly, you get burnt so much anyway, it's beside the point. And when you're walking into the western sun, no hat in the world is going to save your face and neck from being sizzled. ~ Robyn Davidson
Bad Hair quotes by Robyn Davidson
Of course I have bad hair days; I'm human. ~ Ryan Lochte
Bad Hair quotes by Ryan Lochte
She was a woman who made mistakes, who sometimes cried on a Monday morning or at night alone in bed. She was a woman who often became bored with her life and found it hard to get up for work in the morning. She was a woman who more often than not had a bad hair day, who looked in the mirror and wondered why she couldn't just drag herself to the gym more often; she was a woman who sometimes questioned what reason had she to live on this planet. She was a woman who sometimes just got things wrong.
On the other hand, she was a woman with a million happy memories, who knew what it was like to experience true love and who was ready to experience more life, more love and make new memories. ~ Cecelia Ahern
Bad Hair quotes by Cecelia Ahern
Listen," said the Hemulen. "I was born bald on top and really I get along very well. ~ Tove Jansson
Bad Hair quotes by Tove Jansson
I feel naked without jewelry. If I'm having a bad hair day, I pick something from my huge collection of hats. ~ Olivia Thirlby
Bad Hair quotes by Olivia Thirlby
Normal people don't just wake up in the morning and say I think it'd be a good idea to run for president of the United States. ~ Jon Huntsman, Jr.
Bad Hair quotes by Jon Huntsman, Jr.
At thirteen, I thought more about my acne than I did about God or world peace. At thirteen, many girls spend more time in front of a mirror than they do on their studies. Small flaws become obsessions. Bad hair can ruin a day. A broken fingernail can feel tragic. ~ Mary Pipher
Bad Hair quotes by Mary Pipher
If I have a bad hair day, I just think, 'Well, it will be an OK hair day tomorrow. Just put your head down and go.' ~ Mitt Romney
Bad Hair quotes by Mitt Romney
Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple ~ Jimmy Buffett
Bad Hair quotes by Jimmy Buffett
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. ~ Taylor Swift
Bad Hair quotes by Taylor Swift
People almost never look as bad on the outside as I do on the inside, but that's sort of nice because it reminds me that even when I'm having a bad hair day my ponytail is still more aesthetically pleasing than Gwyneth Paltrow's bile duct. ~ Jenny Lawson
Bad Hair quotes by Jenny Lawson
What did the Faerie that attacked you look like?"
"Super creepy. Ripped jeans, weird tattoos, bad hair. And, come to think of it, really nice boots ... "
"Where?"
"On his feet."
Sonny winced and rubbed his temples. "Where were you attacked, Kelley?"
"Okay, see ... that was a joke. ~ Lesley Livingston
Bad Hair quotes by Lesley Livingston
It was nobody's choice. It was a chemical reaction. I had to cut it. It basically fell out. Somebody had said to me that it was just because, you know, you're trying to make Gail, you know, because she's just now coming out of the closet ... Not even for 2 seconds would we ever do that. It literally was a really bad hair experience. ~ Charlotte Sullivan
Bad Hair quotes by Charlotte Sullivan
Roses are red, violets are blue, bad hair days are okay, but bad air days will screw you. ~ Abhijit Naskar
Bad Hair quotes by Abhijit Naskar
On a second note, though, I have something to say about pain. There are lots of kinds of pain. Pain of smashing your fingers in a car door, pains of loosing a baby, pain of failing a test. But in their own little ways, these pains are all agonizing. Which is sad, and yet, happy, if you really think about it. If we never lost our car keys, or stepped in gum, or had a bad hair day, what kind of people would we be? In a word? Boring. We wouldn't be passionate; we wouldn't know it was exciting to get pregnant, or score an A on a final. So that's why, today at least, I am grateful for pain. Because it's part of what makes me the whacky, goofy, jaded, person that I am. Peace. ~ Alysha Speer
Bad Hair quotes by Alysha Speer
If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not only gave me the gift, but the free will to create my own journey through life. ~ Audrey Conn
Bad Hair quotes by Audrey Conn
Step out from behind the words. When you're a writer you can imagine that the words speak for you and are you, but they're not. You are this living breathing bad hair day kind of person. ~ Beth Kephart
Bad Hair quotes by Beth Kephart
Because I grew up around Danny and Phillip, I discovered the truth about the male language very early in life. What I learned is there are three basic responses that most guys will use when shouldered with the major task of having to answer the question, How do I look? by the fairer sex.
Although I have never confirmed it, I am convinced that boys are taken aside in school, probably in fifth grade when the girls watch the film about getting their periods, and are taught the following three responses:

You look like shit. (Translation: You look bad. Just go back to bed and start over tomorrow. I really shouldn't be seen with you like this.)

You look fine. (Translation: You look good enough to be seen with.)

You look hot. (Translation: I want you.)

They also must teach them there is only one acceptable variation to these responses and to use it sparingly. The variation is simple. They just throw a REALLY into the sentence. The following are examples I have witnessed:

JJ, you REALLY look like shit. (Translation: You must be very hung over, or sick, or having an extremely bad hair day. I really don't want to be seen with you.)

REALLY, JJ, your hair looks fine. (Translation: Your hair looks the same to me as it always does, even though you spent an hour fixing it, so stop messing with it and lets go because you look good enough to be seen with.) And…

(Insert cheerleader's name here) looks REALLY Hot. ~ Jillian Dodd
Bad Hair quotes by Jillian Dodd
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. ~ Joseph Heller
Bad Hair quotes by Joseph Heller
It's cheesy, but having a pimple or a bad hair day isn't going to matter in five years. I don't always remember that, but I try. ~ Abigail Breslin
Bad Hair quotes by Abigail Breslin
I'm constantly saying that I have bad hair days when I'm in New York. It's so hard. I've been lucky enough to jump immediately into a car, head straight to the location, and stay in the air-conditioning. ~ Christina Hendricks
Bad Hair quotes by Christina Hendricks
The relationship between any two communities in the global economy is not unlike a marriage. As couples counselors advise, relationships falter when two partners are too interdependent. When any stress affecting one partner - the loss of a job, an illness, a bad-hair day - brings down the other, the couple suffers. A much healthier relationship is grounded in the relative strength of each partner, who each should have his or her own interests, hobbies, friends, and professional identity, so that when anything goes wrong, the couple can support one another from a position of strength. Our ability to love, like our ability to produce, must be grounded in our own security. And our economy, like our love, when it comes from a place of community, can grow without limit. ~ Michael H. Shuman
Bad Hair quotes by Michael H. Shuman
I have a friend who, if she has a bad hair day, it affects her whole mood because it is part of her sexuality, her confidence. I don't have that problem any more. ~ Cathy Freeman
Bad Hair quotes by Cathy Freeman
Yes, but I don't always remember that I talk now.' Sara hugged me for the second time in two minutes. 'Your voice is beautiful. You sound like you're singing,' I could see her little guy growing up. His terrible two's drive her crazy. She has a wedding ring on her finger. She has several bad hair phases. ~ Robyn Jones
Bad Hair quotes by Robyn  Jones
Cremation was definitely the way to go. It was the way I wanted to go, rather than risk the possibility of going out on a bad-hair day. ~ Emily Giffin
Bad Hair quotes by Emily Giffin
It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. ~ Kate Bosworth
Bad Hair quotes by Kate Bosworth
3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only. ~ Elizabeth Eulberg
Bad Hair quotes by Elizabeth Eulberg
What do you think? Does everything look right? "
" You really expect me to look at anything but you? "
She laughed even as her pulse jittered. " Boy, I must be in bad shape when a shopworn line like that hits the mark. "
" I mean it, " he said and watched her smile fade. " I adore looking at you. " Laying a hand on her knees with a long, slow, thorough kiss. " Beautiful Margo. mine. "
" Well, you're certainly taking my mind off my ... kiss me again. "
" Glad to. ~ Nora Roberts
Bad Hair quotes by Nora Roberts
But whether he was happy or not it is hard to say. Probably he was neither, just as a plant is neither. He had memories to disturb him and a plant hasn't, but after the first bad night his memories were quiet. ~ Nathanael West
Bad Hair quotes by Nathanael West
Your hair isn't quite right and maybe you're a size bigger than you should be and on and on and on. I think there comes a moment when you've matured to the point where you suddenly think, nonsense. I am fine just the way I am. ~ Anna Quindlen
Bad Hair quotes by Anna Quindlen
No one brushes my hair as well as the wind. ~ Alda Merini
Bad Hair quotes by Alda Merini
Leaving town I sat next to a senseless and beautiful boy
who asked where I live.
His unwashed hair or the way his eyes were just eyes…
the soul is a tiring thing. You can have it.
I don't know what you mean's what I told him.
It's more simple than that. I'm just passing through. ~ Alex Dimitrov
Bad Hair quotes by Alex Dimitrov
Men wore business suits and carried briefcases, while their wives, who were attractive but not sexy, stayed home, raised the kids, cleaned the house and had a meal on the table for the whole family when they arrived home. Both husband and wife knew their roles. The wife would only apply face cream after 'congress' was completed and the husband was asleep as it was considered that it could be shocking for a man to view his wife this way last thing at night. She would be compliant and forgiving if he suggested some of the more 'unusual' sexual practices, although she might register hesitancy by remaining silent.

The Hippies rebelled against this, growing their hair long, burning their draft cards, taking hallucinogenic drugs and indulging in 'free love,' which in reality was just another term to describe the notion that all the girls were up for it. ~ Karl Wiggins
Bad Hair quotes by Karl Wiggins
I'm a little bit of a germophobe - not that bad! ~ Amber Riley
Bad Hair quotes by Amber Riley
I try not to set myself up as different or as a celebrity or special. I have a husband that can get on my nerves. I have kids that test my patience. I've got a cat I can't keep off the sofa. It's real. On a bad day, I'm reading 'Acts of Faith.' ~ Iyanla Vanzant
Bad Hair quotes by Iyanla Vanzant
The world is full of good people who do bad things! ~ Agatha Christie
Bad Hair quotes by Agatha Christie
You see people, you judge. It's just the human thing to do - good or bad, it's a fact. Like when you get a coffee at Starbucks and the person is rude to you. My mom always says, 'Yeah, but you don't know what kind of day they're having.' You don't know the back-story, and that's why it's so fun to be an actor and to get into the back-story. ~ Nicola Peltz
Bad Hair quotes by Nicola Peltz
I am grateful to God for all the good and bad that has given me, Without reproach the past, without waiting in the future I continue, just living in the moment makes me completely happy! ~ Ebelsain Villegas
Bad Hair quotes by Ebelsain Villegas
And then Zach said a really bad word, but I doubt DeeDee noticed because it was in Farsi ~ Ally Carter
Bad Hair quotes by Ally Carter
his hair gelled into badass spikes. ~ Tijan
Bad Hair quotes by Tijan
I melted easily into him once again - our homework still lying on the floor forgotten and neither of us seemed too inclined to start it again. Too bad we didn't have a class on physical anatomy together, then maybe we could've passed this off as studying. ~ Lacey Weatherford
Bad Hair quotes by Lacey Weatherford
But I believe good things happen everyday. I believe good things happen even when bad things happen. And I believe on a happy day like today, we can still feel a little sad. And that's life, isn't it? ~ Gabrielle Zevin
Bad Hair quotes by Gabrielle Zevin
Yukiko rolled over.
That plain, that simple.
Her body was small in its moving.
And her hair followed, dreaming her as she moved.
A cat, her cat, in bed with her was awakened by her moving, and watched her turn slowly over in bed. When she stopped moving, the cat went back to sleep.
It was a black cat and could have been a suburb of her hair. ~ Richard Brautigan
Bad Hair quotes by Richard Brautigan
Hair has always been important. ~ Diana Ross
Bad Hair quotes by Diana Ross
Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered. ~ Scott Westerfeld
Bad Hair quotes by Scott Westerfeld
The injury which may possibly be done by defeating a few good laws, will be amply compensated by the advantage of preventing a number of bad ones. ~ Alexander Hamilton
Bad Hair quotes by Alexander Hamilton
Young people in the business have grown up and made the wrong decisions, or bad decisions, and haven't been good role models. To be someone that people look up to is important to me. ~ Justin Bieber
Bad Hair quotes by Justin Bieber
I don't know, Alexander, sometimes it gets so bad you can't think of nothing better to do than make it worse. ~ Alexander Masters
Bad Hair quotes by Alexander Masters
The crew knew because they had heard from other people, and when I showed up on the set the next day, they were all looking at me kind of weird. I told them that Bill always taught me that whenever something bad like that happens, the best thing to do is work. ~ Brandon Cruz
Bad Hair quotes by Brandon Cruz
The best way to watch Breaking Bad is in the fetal position, sobbing. ~ Aaron Paul
Bad Hair quotes by Aaron Paul
What we may view as bad or dark experiences will often be what makes us who we were always meant to be. ~ Beem Weeks
Bad Hair quotes by Beem Weeks
The problem with pursuing bad feelings was that it was always difficult to tell if one was running towards a problem to fix it, or running to a problem to create it. ~ Maggie Stiefvater
Bad Hair quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
Not that she could have chosen to have the wind move through her hair the way it did, or commanded the sunlight to brighten her eyes. What she did had nothing to do with hair or eyes but with the way she moved that made the sky seem to long for her. ~ Mark Z. Danielewski
Bad Hair quotes by Mark Z. Danielewski
Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition. ~ L.B. Gregg
Bad Hair quotes by L.B. Gregg
My mother picked me up in her arms, touching my checks comforting my distress. I stared into her eyes and held her hair in my small hands, for the first time realizing what a moment in time meant. I touched her cheek and then looked away, knowing this was the truth to life, and there was nothing I could do about it. The truth that her death would one day occur made me realize that I never wanted her to leave my side. It was something I could not control, something no one could ever stop no matter how strong they were. ~ Joseph McGinnis
Bad Hair quotes by Joseph McGinnis
It's a bad word, 'belong.' Especially when you put it with somebody you love ... You can't own a human being. ~ Toni Morrison
Bad Hair quotes by Toni Morrison
There were many paths that led up into those mountains, and many passes over them. But most of the paths were cheats and deceptions and led nowhere or to bad ends; and most of the passes were infested by evil things and dreadful dangers. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
Bad Hair quotes by J.R.R. Tolkien
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