Correnteza De Emo Ao Quotes

Haruhiro: Hitting them when they were down was a specialty of Ranta's. ~ Ao Jyumonji

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo. ~ Emo Philips

Yume to Ranta: Just by bein' there, your existence itself is loud and annoyin'. ~ Ao Jyumonji

If you can't grope around blindly in the darkness, you'll never be able to reach anywhere. ~ Ao Jyumonji

The view on life isn't just change , but time ~ Emo Star

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. ~ Emo Philips

When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster. ~ Emo Philips

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. ~ Emo Philips

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?' ~ Emo Philips

If I'm too old to be Emo, how do you account for the very Emo and very old Edgar Allan Poe? Checkmate! ~ John Green

Don't get salty with me!"
"Yowch?!
"Whoops... Sorry, put a little too much strength into it there."
"...Ohhh..." Haruhiro came close to fainting in agony. Barbara-sensei had struck him in the crotch.

If I keep training here, am I eventually going to end up impotent!? he wondered. ~ Ao Jyumonji

How many people here have telekinetic power? Rise my hand ~ Emo Philips

The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository. ~ Emo Philips

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand. ~ Emo Philips

白鳥は
哀しからずや
空の青
海のあをにも
染まずただよふ

Shiratori wa
kanashikarazu ya
Sora no ao
umi no ao ni mo
somazu tadayou

Does not a white bird
Feel within her heart forlorn?
The blue of the sky
The blue of the sea. Neither
Stains her, between them she floats. ~ Bokusui Wakayama

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life. ~ Emo Philips

I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it? ~ Emo Philips

I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods. ~ Emo Philips

I've always suffered from a complete inability to sense who's important. ~ Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ~ Emo Philips

When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches. ~ Emo Philips

You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls. ~ Emo Philips

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. ~ Emo Philips

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples ... you don't have to shout into them! ~ Emo Philips

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers ... damn anthropologists. ~ Emo Philips

Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are. ~ Emo Philips

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell. ~ Emo Philips

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs? ~ Emo Philips

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. ~ Emo Philips

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster. ~ A.G. Howard

The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement. ~ Emo Philips

Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th. ~ Emo Philips

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets. ~ Emo Philips

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers. ~ Emo Philips

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... ~ Emo Philips

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time. ~ Emo Philips

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. ~ Emo Philips

I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center. ~ Emo Philips

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'. ~ Emo Philips

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me. ~ Emo Philips

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. ~ Emo Philips

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. ~ Emo Philips

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. ~ Emo Philips

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much! ~ Emo Philips

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. ~ Emo Philips

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness! ~ Emo Philips

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like. ~ Emo Philips

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi! ~ Emo Philips

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. ~ Emo Philips

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose. ~ Emo Philips

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady ... take your purse.' ~ Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. ~ Emo Philips

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary. ~ Mikey Way

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. ~ Emo Philips

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. ~ Emo Philips

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. ~ Emo Philips

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor. ~ Jim Gaffigan

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' ~ Emo Philips

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. ~ Emo Philips

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won. ~ Emo Philips

Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?

Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...

Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo! ~ Ao Jyumonji

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me. ~ Emo Philips

I have no interest in emo. I'm all about rap metal. ~ Rivers Cuomo

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing. ~ Emo Philips

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy. ~ Emo Philips

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. ~ Emo Philips

I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a ... small child. ~ Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. ~ Emo Philips

I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats. ~ Emo Philips

I'm not a Republican ... but I am saving up to be one. ~ Emo Philips

I learned about sex the hard way ... from books. ~ Emo Philips

I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items. ~ Emo Philips

I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far. ~ Emo Philips

I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby. ~ Emo Philips

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' ~ Emo Philips

Emo is over, you can all go home now ~ Pete Wentz

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer. ~ Emo Philips

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. ~ Emo Philips

Emo means different things to different people. Actually, that's a massive understatement. Emo seems solely to mean different things to different people - Like pig latin or books by Thomas Pynchon, confusion is one of its hallmark traits. ~ Andy Greenwald

You know what I hate? Indian givers ... no, I take that back. ~ Emo Philips

I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine. ~ Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. ~ Emo Philips

Ambiguity is the devil's volleyball. ~ Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories? ~ Emo Philips

Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block. ~ Emo Philips

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving. ~ Emo Philips

Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long? ~ Emo Philips

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. ~ Emo Philips

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. ~ Emo Philips

Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~ Emo Philips

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. ~ Emo Philips

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase. ~ Nick Kroll

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. ~ Emo Philips

Ambiguity - the Devil's volleyball. ~ Emo Philips

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. ~ Emo Philips

My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know ... You break it, you buy it. ~ Emo Philips

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence ... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. ~ Emo Philips

Japanese used to have a color word, ao, that spanned both green and blue. ~ Guy Deutscher

So biggest pussies in METAL, I'd say a lot of these emo bands come off as pussies.They have those beards and tight jeans and to me they all look so fake. ~ Charlie Benante

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. ~ Emo Philips