Bad Humor Quotes

Is your badness so varied that it is still delightful? I expect anything gets boring after a while.'
He looked at her with interest. 'How perceptive you are. It takes a good deal of effort to keep badness from being boring. One must seek out new experiences and challenges. Our mutual friends may think I have an easy life, but being notorious is grueling work after a few years. ~ Madeline Hunter

And for goodness' sake put some of the county back where it belongs, the soil erosion's bad enough as it is."
Dill stared at my father's retreating figure.
"He's trying tryin' to be funny," I said. ~ Harper Lee

Nothing closes doors as quickly as constant bad humor, reclamation, whining. Nobody wants to associate themselves with losers. ~ Bangambiki Habyarimana

Blow the smoke off me and I'm not half bad. ~ Jerry Peterson

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! ~ C. JoyBell C.

The angel in me loves the devil in me. ~ Marty Rubin

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor. ~ Bowden Wyatt

I called this island Bad Humored Island, as we were in a bad humor. ~ John Bakeless

I'll let you in on a secret. I don't drink coffee."

I genuinely gasped in horror. "The devil you say. Java is the nectar of the gods. I don't know if I can be with a man who doesn't drink coffee." I knew there was something sinister about him. I had no idea it would be that bad. ~ Charlie Cochet

Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially endorsed by the proper Muse. If it explodes in your hand, my bad. ~ Rick Riordan

What's with savage humans always wanting to cannibalize us?" Jaden asks as she runs past Summer to check for any more of the Tainted around the corner.
"They want to suck your blood," Rob says in a Romanian accent.
Jaden snorts. Too bad humor won't help them out of this mess. ~ Laura Kreitzer

There was a great joke that was forever doing the rounds in the jail and it was probably funny not because it had a humorous punchline but because it was so very true at a deep psychological level. Put anyone in that jail and soon enough they'd actually become a cruel, twisted, sadistic and heartless thug. And some of the prisoners were just as bad. ~ H.M. Forester

Also not the kind of place to hide a server."
"Is that another pun?" She asked.
"No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."

~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 ~ Ridley Pearson

I think very long and hard about every possibly offensive joke I want to make. I really hate mean humor and would hate to make anyone reading my jokes feel truly bad. ~ Megan Amram

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. ~ Joseph Joubert

You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!"
"When you say it like that it sounds bad ... ~ S.L.J. Shortt

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. ~ Malcolm Muggeridge

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. ~ Matt Bell

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it. ~ Matt Groening

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad. ~ Terry Pratchett

'Darling, you have to come home,' she started in as soon as I answered. 'You cannot possibly want to stay in that ... that tomb with bodies falling out of the wall!'
'I don't know why not,' I replied. 'It's everything a ghoul could ask for.' ~ Josh Lanyon

I'm bad at picking heroes. ~ Margaret Atwood

Just stamping out anti-science and bad science will eliminate an enormous amount of business waste ~ Paul Gibbons

Situations in life often permit no delay; and when we cannot determine the course which is certainly best, we must follow the one which is probably the best. This frame of mind freed me also from the repentance and remorse commonly felt by those vacillating individuals who are always seeking as worthwhile things which they later judge to be bad. ~ Rene Descartes

The hand has programmable fingerprints, a vibration motor, data interface capabilities-" "Wait. A vibration motor in your hand? Why?" "I'm a man, and I'm alone on the planet. Figure it out. ~ Joseph R. Lallo

My first-night jitters are so bad, I can't even hold a tea cup, but once I am over that, I get really into it. ~ Neve McIntosh

So many limits in Catholic high school! I'm not a bad Catholic, but everything was off-limits. ~ Ryan Eggold

How do you know about Boy George? (Jesse)
I was in hell, Jesse. What do you think they used to torture me with? Bad pop songs. (Xypher) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. ~ Benny Bellamacina

I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore. ~ E.J. Copperman

Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
"Oops," Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
"Oops?" Connor shouted. "You blew up half the town. ~ Mark A. Cooper

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy ~ Groucho Marx

When little boys have learned a new bad word they are never happy till they have chalked it up on a door. And this also is Literature. ~ Rudyard Kipling

My husband and I see each other only on weekends, and generally get along well. We're like good friends, life partners able to spend some pleasant time together. We talk about all sorts of things, and we trust each other implicitly. Where and how he has a sex life I don't know,and I don't really care. We never make love, though
never even touch each other. I feel bad about it, but I don't want to touch him. I just don't want to. ~ Haruki Murakami

He'd spent so much time in the penalty box for fighting last season, he'd been tempted to hang a picture and maybe set up a lava lamp, it had felt so much like home ~ Rachel Gibson

We always want to find good and bad guys, and I don't believe in that. ~ Susanne Bier

I pulled the Johnny character from the Jamaican Johnny Too Bad thing. ~ Robert Cray

You learn to rise above a lot of bad things that happen in your life. And you have to keep going. ~ Lauren Bacall

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital. ~ Anthony Jeselnik

We had generals who were admirals and admirals who wanted to be generals. Generals acting as admirals are bad enough, but it was the admirals who wanted to be generals who imperiled victory among the coral islands. ~ Holland Smith

You're so far off base this time you can't even see the base! ~ Eileen Wilks

B, hows your aim? ~ Quinn Loftis

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops ~ Karen Gibbs

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. ~ Jen Turano

In her attempt to make me a good man, I made her a bad woman. ~ Darnell Lamont Walker

I think it looked like I was a little more aggressive than I was, ... I swing at bad pitches anyway, but I was swinging at even more bad pitches and missing. It looked worse. But I was thinking about [the milestone], no doubt about it. ~ Vladimir Guerrero

Incessant company is as bad as solitary confinement. ~ Virginia Woolf

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves ... I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we
can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness. ~ Lily Tomlin

It is hardly lonely in a nunnery, son, with other women. And God is there."
Morgause said, "I would rather dwell in a hermitage in the forest than in a house full of chattering ladies! If God is there, it must be hard for him to get a word in edgewise! ~ Marion Zimmer Bradley

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it. ~ Suzanne Collins

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. ~ Warren Ellis

Let me give you really bad news, and I'm sure people will demonize me for saying this: the rich are always gonna be with us. They will always be with us. There are rich people in Cuba. There are rich people in Venezuela. You pick the policies, and the rich are gonna figure it out. They're always gonna be rich. ~ Anthony Scaramucci

A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything. ~ Winifred Holtby

The best safeguard against bad literature is a full experience of good; just as a real and affectionate acquaintance with honest people gives a better protection against rogues than a habitual distrust of everyone. ~ C.S. Lewis

And some poets are far better read off the page because they're very bad speakers. I'm thinking of one in particular whom I won't name, a good poet, and he reads in such a dry, boring way, your eyes start drooping. ~ Norman MacCaig