Benny Bellamacina Quotes

Time changes everything, nothing changes time

There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Always keep a part of your mind empty, so you can go there to rest.

I used to be a know it all, then I learnt something else

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.

Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead

If you forget who you've become remember who you are

Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are

I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead

When plan A and plan B are the same, plan C becomes irrelevant.

Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love

Achieve everything and fail at the rest

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

When you don't fit in anymore, eat less.

If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin

When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.

Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are

When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

True love, loves true

Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there

Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.

Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.

In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need

Giving is the only way of taking part

If you're going to settle for less, make sure it's more than it was

Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time

Never let your uniqueness be compromised

Find out if you're still human, observe yourself from another planet

I've been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I've given up and decided to become a pilot.

Make sure your not followed! Don't go anywhere

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours

If you want to leave a big mark in life, make sure you've got a bigger rubber

If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.

Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

You can't help who you are, but you can change who you want to be.

When penciling in your future, always use a pen

When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage

When everything gets too much, give some away

Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

The life we're given is on a thread, so wear it well.

Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god

Always recycle wasted time

Avoid being narrow-minded; it's a fat world.

Want less, live more

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.

Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.

We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even

Always think backwards before moving forwards

Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.
And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺

A sneeze can never be to far away

The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.

Love life, Live Love

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going

Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else's is unhygienic

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit

Raise a smile and lower stress

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive

My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind

The more you give the less your poor

Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up

Everything you've ever wanted is only ever a smile away

In the big scheme of things, it's the little things that matter

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Question everything, unless it's the answer

You can label jam, you can't label man

Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.

Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one.

If you wake up tired, you've been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.

Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door

Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it's contagious

When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

I've been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Education is meaningless without manners

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.

You are only limited by your own imagination

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny

Life is a gift so rap up your troubles and throw them away.