Ashleigh Quotes

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

You can never discard too many bad ideas. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

A good friend is worth pursuing ... but why would a good friend be running away? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

One thing about pain: It proves you're alive. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I miss you Annabeth. I know it's wrong, but I can't stop thinkin' about you. I think about you all the damn time. ~ Ashleigh Z.

I have seen the future! Go back! ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Because you love him and you miss him. And I'm sure you're dying to tell anyone who will listen about all the things that made him so special. And I'd like to listen, Ashleigh. Because… because I want to make you happy. I want to know because he's part of you and Kate, and I want you and Kate. I'm hooked. I can't even imagine leaving you behind. ~ J.A. Huss

Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm not sure you understand what you're getting in to. I'm a single mom."
"I'm a single guy."
"I have Kate and - "
"And I want Kate, Ashleigh. I do. I want you both. ~ J.A. Huss

I love you. I'm in, Ashleigh. I want you, I want Kate, I want this. I want to sleep with you every night and give you everything ~ J.A. Huss

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member). ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in a very difficult industry. He does tickle me in certain ways with humor. ~ Ashleigh Banfield

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Marriage as a team means working and playing together toward a winning season. ~ Ashleigh Slater

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

It wasn't fair to pull her into that vortex, because I couldn't be fixed. And Roxy was a fixer. She thought she could help me, I could see it in her eyes. ~ Ashleigh Z.

Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I've had some of the best and most traumatizing experiences at NBC. ~ Ashleigh Banfield

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I'd come here to fuck Ashleigh Keaton. There was no way in hell I was staying out. ~ Annabel Joseph

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I just can't do it anymore. It's too painful. It doesn't mean I'm over you, it means I'm not going to waste the rest of my life being haunted by your memory. ~ Ashleigh Z.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If I get married, I want to be very married. - AUDREY HEPBURN ~ Ashleigh Slater

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm a hockey coach and a single mother of two who commutes. I don't watch TV. I watch news, and that's it! ~ Ashleigh Banfield

There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I couldn't control my heart as it thumped out of control in my chest, insistent on remindin' me that it was still in there. That it was still beating. For damn Archer Beaufait. ~ Ashleigh Z.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Those monumental anniversary celebrations aren't what ultimately determine the actual direction of our marriage. Rather, it's the here and now. It's those daily decisions we make individually and together that influence how our relationship actually fares in the long run ~ Ashleigh Slater

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

When I think about you with him, it guts me. I feel like you ripped open my chest and tore out my damn heart. Do you even realize that? I know I should want you to be happy, but I can't wish it for anyone else other than me. I belong to you, and that's never going to change. ~ Ashleigh Z.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant