Hannibal Beans Quote Quotes

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him. ~ Hannibal Buress

We must either find a way or make one ~ Hannibal

We will either find a way or make one. ~ Hannibal

I will find a way -- or make one. ~ Hannibal

Words are living things. They have personality, point of view ... agenda. ~ Hannibal

I was curious what would happen, ~ Hannibal

I like beans. Lentils are beans, right? I love beans and rice. ~ Prince Fielder

You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you? ~ Hannibal Lecter

Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude. ~ Hannibal

Hannibal at eighteen was rooting for Mephistopheles and contemptuous of Faust, but he only half-listened to the climax. He was watching and breathing Lady Murasaki ... ~ Thomas Harris

Paint the entire ship? Id rather eat my cigar! ~ Hannibal

I put your face on every bully I ever hurt. ~ Hannibal Lecter

You put the life in your belly and you live. ~ Hannibal

Dogs keep a promise a person can't. ~ Hannibal

We will find a way or we shall make one ~ Hannibal

She felt as bevy as a sack of beans. But then, a sack of beans never got embarrassed or did stupid balloon in front of other sacks of beans or forgot to lock the bathroom door. Come to think of it, life was easy for all the beans of the world. Being a sack of them wouldn't be so bad. ~ Jodi Lynn Anderson

Black beans and soy beans are the cornerstones of longevity diets around the world. ~ Dan Buettner

Your dreams were the one place you could be physically safe. ~ Hannibal

This is our foxhole, and in foxholes, sometimes faith is all you've got. ~ James R. Hannibal

Many things which nature makes difficult become easy to the man who uses his brains. ~ Hannibal

I really like Halal food. ~ Hannibal Buress

Cattle grazing on public lands is heavily subsidized by the federal government, so yes, all of us taxpayers are helping to pay for tremendous environmental degradation. ~ Mary Ellen Hannibal

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. ~ Hannibal Buress

Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist. ~ Roald Dahl

God has given to man no sharper spur to victory than contempt of death. ~ Hannibal

I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words. ~ Hannibal Buress

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. ~ Hannibal Buress

Psychopaths are not crazy; they are fully aware of what they do, and the consequences of those actions. ~ Hannibal

Let us now relieve the Romans of their fears by the death of a feeble old man. ~ Hannibal

We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again. ~ Hannibal

We evolved the ability to communicate disappointment to teach those around us good manners ~ Hannibal

I have no interest in understanding sheep, only eating them. ~ Hannibal

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. ~ Hannibal Buress

Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn. ~ George Lopez

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment ... Thank me. ~ Hannibal Buress

I like that Barack got that job. ~ Hannibal Buress

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half. ~ Hannibal Buress

These scenes deal with what happened before Hannibal Lecter was captured for the first time. ~ Dino De Laurentiis

I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode. ~ Hannibal Buress

There was nothing abstract or theoretical in his world. The stars had no significance. The sky was not interesting unless it showed probability of rain. He ate corn, corn, corn. He ate beans, beans, beans. ~ Warren Eyster

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. ~ Hannibal Buress

I have come not to make war on the Italians, but to aid the Italians against Rome. ~ Hannibal

Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.' ~ Eric Andre

Beans are a real go-to for me. ~ Joe Bastianich

Completely dried up, They've become beans. ~ Santoka Taneda

The sky seemed abruptly to have had enough of my dithering and dramatically lightened up around the glowing moon, which retreated like an aging sovereign before the rising sun. ~ Mary Ellen Hannibal

Who's the subject?"
"The psychiatrist - Dr. Hannibal Lecter," Crawford said.
A brief silence follows the name, always, in any civilized gathering. ~ Thomas Harris

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. ~ Hannibal Buress

The mongoose I want under the stairs when the snakes slither by. ~ Hannibal

I went see the horror thriller, Hannibal. I am a massive fan of Anthony Hopkins. He is superb in the film. ~ David Ginola

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. ~ Hannibal Buress

We are built from a DNA blueprint and born into a world of scenario and circumstance we don't control. ~ Hannibal

In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere. ~ Andy Kindler

I was always observing. Even while talking, living, going through every motion, I was watching myself and the situation. That's a writer. Always observing. ~ Mary Ellen Hannibal

Hannibal Lecter stole Leatherface's mask and ported the slasher conventions into the thriller for the early '90s. ~ Stephen Graham Jones

Between the beach and the big breaking waves about a quarter mile off was a stretch of bumpy, glistening reef, its usual blanket of water pulled back by a celestial hand. ~ Mary Ellen Hannibal

Abstain from beans. There be sundry interpretations of this symbol. But Plutarch and Cicero think beans to be forbidden of Pythagoras, because they be windy and do engender impure humours and for that cause provoke bodily lust. ~ Richard Taverner

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume. ~ Al Yankovic

Sometimes people don't like me because I'm too honest; I speak the truth. ~ The Mighty Hannibal

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off. ~ Hannibal Buress

I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat. ~ Antony Worrall Thompson

Not much more than a broke disgrace who's hooked on tonics, so excuse him if his poker face has puke on it. ~ Hannibal Lecture

My favorite movie villain? Oh, that's easy. Hannibal Lecter. ~ Troy Duffy

Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. ~ Theric Jepson

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles. ~ Hannibal Buress

Let us ease the Roman people of their continual care, who think it long to await the death of an old man. ~ Hannibal

Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast! ~ Alex Kapranos

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot. ~ Ray Clemence

The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked. ~ Amie Kaufman

It's not what you appreciate; it's that you appreciate. ~ Hannibal

The great law of denial belongs to the powerful forces of life, whether the case be one of coolish baked beans, or an unrequited affection. ~ Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

I can't eat beans - all beans. I think because I'm half Cuban. So growing up, we were always eating black beans and rice, and I think I just said, 'Enough with it,' and I can't even stand to taste it anymore. ~ Ryan Lochte

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively. ~ Hannibal Buress

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. ~ Hannibal Buress

Red beans and ricely yours. ~ Louis Armstrong

In the tide pool I was riveted by fat pink sea stars sitting like satisfied gangsters and seemingly unconcerned by their exposure; gulls would peck at them but the sea stars simply grew replacement limbs. ~ Mary Ellen Hannibal

My parents didn't grow up here or anything. They chose to live in this nowhere town. Why? Because it was named after Hannibal of Carthage. Their basic train of thought was this: Hannibal's Rest? And we're naming our child after Alexander the Great? MARVELOUS. Ah, the history, it tickles.

Sometimes I wanted to beat my parents over the head with a frying pan. ~ Francesca Zappia

They journeyed on for a bit, then set up camp and cooked beans over a small fire. The poor man's meat. Drifter food. Some said beans'd get you across the desert and back. Dead men said a lot of things. ~ Dean F. Wilson

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon. ~ Hannibal Buress

Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas. ~ Horace Gray

People were so cheap there ... they ate beans to save on bubble bath. ~ Daniel Wallace

I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer. ~ Hannibal Buress

Beans have a soul. ~ Pythagoras

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans. ~ Bobby Darin

I is not understanding human beans at all,' the BFG said. 'You is a human bean and you is saying it is grizzling and horrigust for giants to be eating human beans. Right or left?' 'Right,' Sophie said. 'But human beans is squishing each other all the time,' the BFG said. 'They is shootling guns and going up in aerioplanes to drop their bombs on each other's heads every week. Human beans is always killing other human beans.' He was right. Of course he was right and Sophie knew it. She was beginning to wonder whether humans were actually any better than giants. ~ Roald Dahl

You were born to win. ~ Troy Clark

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated. ~ Jennifer Saunders

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line. ~ Hannibal Buress

I skipped kindergarten because I was reading at a pretty high level. That's a weird and cocky thing to say, but I was real sharp, and I knew that early on. ~ Hannibal Buress

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content. ~ Hannibal Buress

I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. ~ Rico Rodriguez

For me ... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts. ~ Hannibal Buress

Failure starts a future success, if you become better. ~ Troy Clark

After The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal, the audience would like to know where, when, and who arrests Hannibal Lecter for the first time. This is the story of Red Dragon. ~ Dino De Laurentiis

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music. ~ Hannibal Buress

It's not really a curse or anything that you're blind; it's really a blessing. ~ The Mighty Hannibal

There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast. ~ Alex Kapranos

Without allegiance to the Constitution it doesn't matter one hill of beans which party is in power! ~ Chuck Baldwin

I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce. ~ Tom Sizemore

You cannot have chocolate without cacao. The cacao bean is chocolate. All chocolate contains at least some ground up cacao beans. ~ David Wolfe