Canturi Barbie Quotes

I am the living Barbie Doll, how are you? ~ Jeffree Star

When I stand before the throne of God, I shall be judged Innocent ~ Klaus Barbie

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World ~ Shelley Winters

If there were mistakes, there were mistakes. But a man has to have a line of work, no? ~ Klaus Barbie

We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do ... ~ Sharon Stone

I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. ~ Ruth Handler

When I was really young. My sister and I would create different characters with our Barbie dolls - I'd be the crazy diva Barbie and she'd be the homeless Barbie. ~ Jordana Brewster

If I think of all those homosexuals in Germany today, I think I'd hand my German passport back, if I had one. ~ Klaus Barbie

Travel to the stars, read! ~ Barbie Wood

Nudge: I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend. ~ James Patterson

I wasn't Barbie-obsessed. I think my mother might have been my Barbie. ~ Michael Kors

Ash has a huge customized Barbie collection. Aside from Horror Movie Barbie (head lopped halfway off, torn and bloody clothes), Commando Barbie (camouflage bandana, pistol-whipping Ken with toy guns stolen from Josh), there is my personal favorite, Fat Barbie (dressed in a muumuu, sporting extra body girth and a double chin, thanks to the discreet placement of Silly Putty), I think Fat Barbie is genius but Nancy flipped out when she saw her. Our mother, whose statuesque blond Minnesouda beauty makes her look like a Barbie, is a size four on her bloated days. ~ Rachel Cohn

There is a new Barbie doll on the market. It's called Marie Antoinette Barbie with removable head; guillotine included! ~ Various

Inspire yourself in order to motivate others, that will later become inspired by you. ~ Black Barbie

She hated their new nickname. It made them sound like deranged Barbie dolls. ~ Sara Shepard

May Your Light of Love In Life,
Shine Through Others. ~ Official Barbie Michelle

You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll ~ Meghan Trainor

I'm not barbie, and im alright with that. ~ Pink

Cuz I look like Barbie." I reply, knowing they can connect the dots. "Bad girls don't like Barbie?" Michael asks, both his eyebrows rising. "No. Bad girls want to rip Barbie's head off and flush it down the toilet, ~ Amy A. Bartol

We All Have Light In our Lives,
You Just Need To Find The Switch. ~ Official Barbie Michelle

I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll. ~ Vanna White

I'm loving Gateway to the Seer Realm Look Again to See Beyond the Natural ~ Barbie Breathitt

I did a picture for the First Barbie doll box. ~ Heather O'Rourke

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage. ~ Mario Cantone

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I'm Paris Barbie - and it's a compliment. ~ Paris Hilton

And I call Saks Fifth Ave-y home. That is where a real bad Barbie roam. ~ Nicki Minaj

I was always the freaky Asian girl who drew these weird-looking Barbie dolls in class. ~ Yaya Han

Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree ... ~ Hamish Blake

I didn't have a Barbie doll, so I played with eternity. ~ Vanna Bonta

They probably do have an Asian Barbie. ~ Iris Chang

Damn those fat Barbie heads. I blamed them for my loss, and to this day I can't walk down the sickeningly pink Barbie aisle of any store. ~ Tiffany King

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse? ~ Lani Diane Rich

People Are Like Fruits
They All Come In Different,
Colours,Shapes And Sizes.
Just Love Them All ~ Official Barbie Michelle

Yep, I often lit the barbie with old drafts. ~ Richard Flanagan

What hasn't Barbie been? I don't think I can create an occupation that she has not done yet. ~ Zendaya

I don't like being under someone elses thumb. I'm very supportive of other female artists, especially those trying to make their own statement ... trying to do what they want instead of being someone else's Barbie doll. ~ Irene Cara

[On the Barbie doll:] Her values, while somewhat Yuppified, are not so bad. Look at GI Joe. His only wardrobe is fatigues, he spends all his time trying to kill people, or getting his own innards splashed across the landscape. His big hobby is death. ~ Caryl Rivers

Barbie is just a doll. ~ Mary Schmich

Sometimes I'll post goofy photos of myself on Instagram without make-up or making silly faces. I don't always look like a little Barbie doll. ~ Becky G

I was into Barbie and designer jeans. ~ Carson Kressley

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. ~ Robert Kirkman

Barbie has always been an inspiration. Dressing her was part of ever girl's dream. ~ Reem Acra

I was the original voice of Mattel's Barbie for an '80s claymation workout video. ~ Jodi Benson

Don't get me wrong, being rich was fucking awesome. If anyone tells you being rich isn't awesome then they're not doing the whole being rich thing right. ~ Barbie Bohrman

All I see is you… All I've ever seen is you from the moment you walked through my door and into my life. ~ Barbie Bohrman

You blew it, Katy. All this time, you've been blowing it. you never picked up your head long enough to see that I've been here waiting for you…wanting you. ~ Barbie Bohrman

I'm a big Aqua fan. 'Barbie Girl' was a big deal growing up. ~ Allison Williams

Growing up with two sisters, you either play by yourself or play Barbie with them. I played by myself. ~ Ricky Williams

Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I feel like an action figure Barbie. ~ Eva LaRue

Those that think my clothes are androgynous also still believe that women should look like Barbie dolls. That's precisely the problem, the deep-rooted assumptions about what is feminine. ~ Ann Demeulemeester

Kids don't plan to play. They don't go: 'Barbie, Ken, you ready to play? It's gonna be a three-act.' ~ Lynda Barry

That settled, I wipe my eyes with the edges of my comforter and smile weakly to myself in the darkness when one of my favorite movie quotes comes to mind. "Tomorrow is another day." You're goddamn right it is, Scarlett ~ Barbie Bohrman

When you find the one you're supposed to be with, you know it with every fiber in your being. You feel it in your bones that they are your person…and you are theirs. ~ Barbie Bohrman

Although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit. ~ Mira Grant

Ari had discovered a contraband Barbie bangle in her weekend case and had gone on an hour's rant that contained words like 'body fascism' and 'third-wave feminism', then made Ellie write out fifty times, 'Barbie is a toxic plastic tool of a patriarchal culture. ~ Sarra Manning

For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong. ~ Michele Jaffe

Was he nice to look at?
Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes!
But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness just poured right out of him. it was like he couldn't help himself. Almost sad really. ~ Barbie Bohrman

Are you going to be all right now? No more tears? I don't know how to handle crying girls. Every time my five-year-old sister turns on the waterworks, I end up buying her a Barbie. You don't need a new Barbie, do you? ~ Jessica Verday

My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on 'The Tonight Show.' It was this Barbie commercial where I got to pour mud all over Barbie dolls and watch the heads pop off. It was so exciting, a lot of fun. ~ Brie Larson

At home, she toed the party line: "The greatest calling for a woman is to be a Catholic wife and mother." But I sensed that she hated the 1960s convention of stay-at-home motherhood. In my thirties, when my father shipped me my old Barbie-doll cases that had been sealed in storage since my mother's death, I found evidence of her unhappiness. My Barbie stuff was a mirror of her values. She never told me that marriage could be a trap, but she refused to buy my Barbie doll a wedding dress. She didn't say, "I loathe housework," but she refused to buy Barbie pots and pans. What she often said, however, was "Education is power." And in case I was too thick to grasp this, she bought graduation robes for Barbie, Ken, and Midge. ~ M.G. Lord

Black Barbie? Nah… I'm an unapologetic Exquisite Black Queen who's intelligent, creative, courageous, confident, ambitious, and authentic. My beauty is just a bonus! ~ Stephanie Lahart

On a recent HBO special, Roseanne Arnold, who, incidentally, collects Barbies, excoriated what she considered to be Barbie's middle-class-ness. Why didn't Mattel make, say, "trailer-park Barbie"? But to many upper-middle-class women, all post-1977 Barbies are Trailer Park Barbie. Ironically, given the knee-jerk antagonism to Barbie's body, it is one of her few attributes that doesn't scream "prole." Her thinness - indicative of an expensive gym membership and possibly a personal trainer - definitely codes her as middle- or upper-middle-class. In Distinction, French sociologist Pierre Bourdieu notes that "working class women . . . are less aware of the 'market' value of beauty and less inclined to invest . . . sacrifices and money in cultivating their bodies." Likewise, Barbie's swanlike neck elevates her status. A stumpy neck is a lower-class attribute, Fussell says. ~ M.G. Lord

I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED. ~ Brene Brown

It is Nixon himself who represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character that almost every country in the world has learned to fear and despise. Our Barbie-doll president, with his Barbie-doll wife and his boxful of Barbie-doll children is also America's answer to the monstrous Mr. Hyde. He speaks for the Werewolf in us; the bully, the predatory shyster who turns into something unspeakable, full of claws and bleeding string-warts on nights when the moon comes too close ... ~ Hunter S. Thompson

I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade and making the salads and then everybody says, 'what a great barbie' to the guy cooking. A barbecue is just the ultimate blokes' pastime, isn't it? ~ Curtis Stone

Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll and she was going down repeatedly. Lily, scandalized, pouted, but began to retaliate. Oh no you don't, Chuck! I'm Piper, psycho Barbie! ~ Shelly Crane

I feel like I was being sucked into something bigger than the both of us. As if a fucking tractor beam was grabbing hold of every single fiber of my being and dragging me further and further down the rabbit hole that was Daphne. And I fucking loved it. ~ Barbie Bohrman

I didn't want to be a Barbie doll. I didn't want to be a passive entertainer. It wasn't how I wanted to present myself. ~ Annie Lennox

And there they were being so responsible, practicing safe sex and all. She'd been a fool to believe all that hype, she thought. The only hundred percent safe sex was between Barbie and Ken, and she'd heard rumors that they weren't doing it anymore. ~ Christopher Pike

My dad will win, I silently countered, even as I smiled sweetly. I couldn't wait to spike the ball right through her block, no matter how tall she was. In health class we'd learned that if Barbie were human, she'd be six feet tall and weigh one hundred pounds, and Gisele seemed pretty close to those dimensions. By contrast, my doll representation would be more like Barbie's Fat Mexican-American Republican sidekick. ~ Jennifer Lane

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace? ~ Olivia Wilde

People like you are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore. So thanks for that."
"Geez, I was just joking around, Max," he said.
"Did I hurt your feelings?"
"A little bit, yes."
"Then you might want to get a colonoscopy for all that butthurt because I don't give a shit. ~ Barbie Bohrman

Anyway ... I'm a firm believe that every girl should get one Barbie dream wedding in her lifetime, but if that marriage craps out, I'm also a firm believer that all future weddings must be banned to beaches and back yards. ~ Chrissy Anderson

I was blessed with the looks of a fucking Adonis, so yeah, men usually hated me anyway. I paid their bullshit complaints little to no attention at all. Let me put it this way, if I had a nickel for every single time some guy was jealous of me, I'd be rich.
Oh, wait! I am rich. So, fuck them. ~ Barbie Bohrman

Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself? ~ Connie Willis

Most modern men want sex and can't have it. They want success and never get it.
They want money and never earn enough. Everybody has desires and nobody
Except the psychopathic few - Has the guts to go out and just take what they want.
- Professor Michael Friday ~ Barbie Wilde

I used to be obsessed with Pearl Jam, but I love having pink hair and kind of looking like a Barbie. ~ Ellie Goulding

But there was one girl who had a big influence over me. Barbie. I worshipped Barbie. In fact, I would say Barbie was my twelve-inch plastic life coach. She had it all, a camper, a dune buggy, even a dream house. Part of why it was a dream house to me was that she was the only one who lived there. Her boyfriend, Ken, came to visit when she--er, I decided. She had a sports car and would bounce from job to job as she--er, I saw fit.Barbie owned zero floral baby-making dresses. I craved that indepence. And her weird-ass boobs? So what? She still reached the steering wheel of her royal blue sports car. Some people thought that the fact that her feet were fucked and she couldn't stand was a problem. But to me, it meant she was free. Free from standing at a stove, or a washing machine, or with a baby hanging off her hip. She has no hip. She has no hips. Plus, she didn't have to walk; she drove her convertible everywhere. God, I loved Barbie. She was free in every way I knew how to define freedom. ~ Lizz Winstead

I can't do Los Angeles. I've always been the anti-Barbie. I don't want to be in a place where almost every woman walks around with puffy lips, little noses and breasts large enough to nourish a small country. ~ Vera Farmiga

I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she was blonde, she was free and she was fun. ~ Catherine Malandrino

If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that won't happen either. That is never going to happen. No matter how much weight I lose, my stomach, below the belly button, always pooches out. ~ Holly Madison

Hollywood and Disneyland are the legacy of Europe's cultural imperialism. We gave them nursery rhymes and they gave back film. Televised riots are as American as Barbie/ Big Macs. Tomorrow the riots will be forgotten but Mickey mouse will still be there. Welcome to Disneyland. ~ Richey Edwards

I felt like Barbie's less-than-perfect friend. ~ Ally Carter

Because sometimes in life Ken doesn't always choose Barbie. ~ Rachel Gibson

Is that permanent?" I ask, reaching out to touch her new pink hair before she slaps my hand away.
"I'm trying something new," she says, undaunted. She points to Barbie's Dream House and says, "We enter through the sky-light in the master bedroom. Here."
Rosie points to the Barbie jeep and says, "Where are we going to get our mobile observation unit?"
"Noah's going to borrow his mom's van," Megan says.
Rosie nods, but Noah just says, "I am?"
"You are," Megan says. ~ Ally Carter

She had a Barbie Dreamhouse, which back then, to little girls, was pretty much the equivalent of crack. That ~ Leah Remini

But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake. ~ Rachel Hawkins

What's Psycho Bitch Barbie doing here?" Nora ~ J.A. Redmerski

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me. ~ Valeria Lukyanova

Just think of me as the barbie you'll never get to play with ~ Giuliana G. Carboni

I had some Barbies, but they were few and far between the mud fights. ~ Stacy Dragila

Playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever. ~ Richard Kadrey

Honestly, I'd rather be anywhere else. Even home, where my dad begins almost every conversation with, "You should lose the black clothes and wear something with color." Puh-lease. Like I want to look like every Barbie clone in Hell High, a.k.a. Oklahoma's insignificant Haloway High School. Ironically, Dad doesn't appreciate the bright blue streaks in my originally blond/now-dyed-black hair. Go figure. That's color, right? ~ Gena Showalter

You can buy a Talking Barbie anywhere, but you can't even special order Listening Ken. ~ Burl Barer

I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do, I griped. ~ Stephenie Meyer

Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie ~ Nicki Minaj

My boyfriend had been fucked over by Barbie and Ken. And I was more like the Bratz doll rebound. My ~ Vi Keeland

If you want a perfect girl, GO and buy a barbie! ~ C.M.

Barbie wasn't sure there was that much difference between city mice and country mice when they were under stress, but he kept his mouth shut. ~ Stephen King