Chuck Norris Quotes

Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"
Pheonix- "What?"
Darcy- "A pissed off witch. ~ Jennifer Lyon

The only time we fail is when we stop trying. ~ Chuck Norris

My acting is atrocious, to say the least. But I've found that it's not acting that people are concerned about, it's your presence. ~ Chuck Norris

My whole goal in my film career is to project a positive image on the screen, that I hope people will enjoy watching. ~ Chuck Norris

Good morals lead to good laws. ~ Chuck Norris

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. ~ Chuck Norris

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris. ~ Charlie Sheen

I have a question." Stark looked to me. "Can you kick Chuck Norris's ass?"
Luke Stark smiled, white and lazy.
My heart thumped.
"I strive to be Chuck Norris," he replied. ~ Kristen Ashley

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS. ~ Justin Bieber

Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts. ~ Leo Howard

Cross Country: No half times, no time outs, no substitutions. It must be the only true sport. ~ Chuck Norris

If Bear Grylls bred with Chuck Norris, I would be their love child. That's how skilled I am." Lucy's face remained carefully blank. "Thank you for that disturbing imagery. But we both know Chuck Norris needs no one. He creates children from thought alone." "Agree ~ Jaymin Eve

I said, "I'm satisfied teaching the martial arts."
"Not me," Arnold responded. "Bodybuilding is just a stepping-stone to me. I plan on becoming a real estate mogul, and from there, I plan to get into the movies."
I had to smile as I said to myself, "How's he going to be an actor when he can hardly speak English? ~ Chuck Norris

Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That's what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get. ~ Chuck Norris

Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can't see it first, no one else ever will. ~ Chuck Norris

The best defense is not to offend. ~ Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. ~ Chuck Norris

Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen. ~ Chuck Norris

I don't initiate violence, I retaliate. ~ Chuck Norris

I think I can achieve more outside the political arena. ~ Chuck Norris

Did you just insinuate I'm comparable to Chuck Norris? Because I'll take that. ~ Jamie McGuire

Violence is my last option. ~ Chuck Norris

My whole family used to watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger. And I loved it when Walker would kick butt."
"As opposed to what? When Walker would hold forth on quantum physics? When he would write haikus? When he would interpret Bach on the harpischord? That show is an infomercial for Chuck Norris kicking people through plate-glass windows in show motion."
"So you've seen it. ~ Jeff Zentner

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun. ~ Chuck Norris

Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way ~ Chuck Norris

It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.' When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it. ~ Chuck Norris

There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none. ~ Chuck Norris

A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do. ~ Chuck Norris

Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris and don't know the real hardcore. ~ Damian Marley

It's the bullies who are afraid, are the ones that do all the fighting. It's not the secure kids that get out there and fight. It's the insecure kids. ~ Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. ~ Brian Wilson

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. ~ Brian Celio

I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You've got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it. ~ Chuck Norris

Jack, the man who owned the gas station and our cottage, got tired of watching me being chased. One day, when Jack saw Bobby chasing me again, he stopped us and said, "Son, it's time that you fought this boy".
"He's too big," I said.
"It doesn't matter," Jack said. "You can't run from your fears forever. It's time to stand up for yourself. ~ Chuck Norris

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me ~ Chuck Norris

People have a hard time believing that, but not having a father around, being shy, I just never participated in sports much. ~ Chuck Norris

People study martial arts for many reasons, sometimes all the wrong reasons. For example, I have had potential students come to my dojo with a belligerent and cocky attitude. When I ask why they want to study my art, their response has indicated to me that their goal is to learn to fight, which is the antithesis of the philosophy I hope to instill: I want them to know how to defend themselves if necessary, but to avoid fighting whenever possible because they will have nothing to prove by fighting. ~ Chuck Norris

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. ~ Chuck Norris

Stalone: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra."
Chuck Norris: "Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. ~ Silvester Stalone

The 3 key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness Physical Conditioning Mental Toughness ~ Chuck Norris

I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the room. ~ Jarod Kintz

Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don't try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one. ~ Chuck Norris

Well, I grew up as a democrat. ~ Chuck Norris

The fact is that everyone has ki, which is really little more than a technique of visualization allowing one to utilize the internal energy that we all have and letting it flow through the body ... ~ Chuck Norris

No one's perfect. And we've all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try to not make them again. ~ Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris would totally hit that. ~ Ian Spector

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner. ~ Chuck Norris

Looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. ~ Rick Riordan

T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More. ~ Chuck Norris

Write like you got Chuck Norris after ya'! ~ Ren Garcia

I would not want to be a politician ... Let me tell you this: If I was campaigning, and I go against my opponent and he started attacking my character, and I leap over the table and choke him unconscious, would that help my campaign? ~ Chuck Norris

If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can't just sit back and hope it will happen. You've got to make it happen. ~ Chuck Norris

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. ~ Justin Bieber

Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion. ~ Chuck Norris

Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll and she was going down repeatedly. Lily, scandalized, pouted, but began to retaliate. Oh no you don't, Chuck! I'm Piper, psycho Barbie! ~ Shelly Crane

Run while you still have the chance. ~ Chuck Norris

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt. ~ Chuck Norris

Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse. ~ Chuck Norris

Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don't mess with Shea, ~ Toni Aleo

You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become. ~ Chuck Norris

If I had said, "I don't stand a chance," one thing is clear: I wouldn't have. ~ Chuck Norris

(Taken from the Foreword of 'Do Hard Things') One of my life's principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same. ~ Chuck Norris

When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith. Its amazing ... as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing. ~ Chuck Norris

While I filmed the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' series for eight and a half years, I had never had much time to read, except for screenplays of the episodes. ~ Chuck Norris

I haven't always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, I've never been very good at being politically correct either, on or off screen. So why start now? ~ Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and superior martial arts ability." Phoenix met Joe's eyes. "Yeah?" "Then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciated irony, said he should have seen it coming. Now they play poker every second Wednesday of the month. ~ Jennifer Lyon

The only reason why world war 2 happened was because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap. ~ Lars Anderson

May the Force be with you, mister."
"You too, kid. You too. ~ Chuck Wendig

It's gotta be rock and roll music, if you wanna dance with me. ~ Chuck Berry

Anymore, no one's mine is their own. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Okay, so two people who are in love - they are who they are when they're apart, but when they're together, the fact that they're in love is supposed to make them better. Love and relationships are supposed to make people better. ~ Elizabeth Norris

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you've come to expect from Jessica Alba. ~ Chelsea Handler

Anytime you need to watch somebody die, die for real, check out how they get their orgasm at the end of a porn. Their mouth biting to get just one more inhale of air. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility. ~ Chuck Klosterman

The serial murderer often seeks the very form of capital punishment that is being held over his head as a deterrent. ~ Joel Norris

As you commit your life to follow the Lord, He begins to plant His desires in your heart, then guides you according to His plan ~ Chuck Smith

This isn't about love and hate, Helen says. It's about control. People don't sit down and read a poem to kill their child. They just want the child to
sleep. They just want to dominate. No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way. The masochist bullies the sadist into
action. The most passive person is actually an aggressor. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

To repeat, the way you get to the huge, impossible yes is, you start collecting a lot of easy, small yeses. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

It was good to see her laugh. Even if it was at me. ~ Chuck Dixon

You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. ~ Robert Muchamore

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

We can use music as a tool to overcome things. It was a beautiful age and realization for me, an awakening. I felt like my eyes were opened. It was like, you mean to tell me that I have the opportunity when I'm bottling stuff up, wanting to smash windows and breaking down walls, I can put that energy into a song and wake up the next day with that weight lifted? ~ Chuck Ragan

It's a whole nother aspect of this life that most people have no idea about. There's the loved ones, the wives, the girlfriends, the children. Some of the people out here are fathers and mothers. Whether you mean to or not, you end up neglecting your family in a lot of ways. Even if you do your best to keep in touch, the fact of the matter is that you're physically absent. ~ Chuck Ragan

I believe memories are ghosts. But spooks flapping along the halls of musty castles? I think those only exist in books and movies"

The Life of Chuck, If It Bleeds ~ Stephen King

You know, you should start to be in plays and things like that. Write some scripts. If you're an artist and you truly don't believe what you're spittin' then you need to really seriously be an actor then. ~ Chuck D

If you want to grow old as a pilot, you've got to know when to push it, and when to back off. ~ Chuck Yeager

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past you. Imagine the world more crowded and desperate every century. Imagine changing religions, homes, diets, careers, until none of them have any real value.Imagine traveling the world until you're bored with every square inch. Imagine your emotions, your loves and hates and rivalries and victories, played out again and again until life is nothing more than a melo-dramatic soap opera. Until you regard the birth and death of other people with no more emotion than the wilted cut flowers you throw away. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

The lucky ones are just born dead. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Her haunting me. The way a song stays in your head. The way you think life should be. How anything holds your
attention. How your past goes with you into every day of your future. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Then the flash of the strobe.
Give me sympathy.
Flash.
Give me brutal honesty.
Flash. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

It's easy to be a tough competitor and still be the kind of person with whom people love to compete. ~ Chuck Thompson

If I can't negotiate something that gets more than four Republicans, I'm not a very good representative of my party. ~ Chuck Grassley

Where I'm at is a big Episcopal church in downtown Newark, New Jersey, sitting in the dark while I try to rescue the doomed bits and pieces of life, in the hope that a mere story can become Noah's Ark and deliver all the living things of the past to a bright and glorious immortality? ~ Chuck Palahniuk

The amazing miracle of death, when one second you're walking and talking, and the next second you're an object. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Godless, 'we had no war.'
Until God set us to fight each other, for the rest of human history. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Strengthening local airports in Iowa is important for economic development and improving the quality of life our rural areas and urban communities ~ Chuck Grassley