Sumerel Tires Quotes

If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you problems. ~ Lani Lynn Vale

He who does not tire, tires adversity. ~ Martin Farquhar Tupper

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. ~ Murray Walker

As fast as we're going these days, especially because of the aerodynamics, we're all concerned about abusing tires. It's so fast that you're afraid of what you're going to do to the tires. ~ Jeff Gordon

The reason we have cancer and heart disease is the same reason you can't get rid of the wear and tear on your tires on your car: as soon as you use them, you are wearing them away. You can't make eternal tires, and it's the same with the human body. ~ S. Jay Olshansky

And he's lost both right front tires. ~ Murray Walker

Tires roared. The car lurched forward ... crunching ... a bright light ... yellow eyes ... then blackness. ~ Jessica Sorensen

If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a special nail. ~ David Long

A blaze first pleases and then tires the sight. ~ Samuel Johnson

IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. - BUMPER STICKER ~ Darynda Jones

Pleasure is labour too, and tires as much. ~ William Cowper

Flowers grow best on dungheaps, as Shakespeare never tires of saying. ~ J.M. Coetzee

Two tires fly. Two wail. A bamboo grove, all chopped down From it, warring songs. ~ Neal Stephenson

Roses are red, tires are black, you're the only pussy I wanna ride bareback. ~ K. Bromberg

If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble ~ P.C. Cast

Tires. Drums. Steel cages.
Your place is like Disneyland! ~ Geonard Yleana

When someone's got your rear tires off the ground, you don't have much traction. ~ Kyle Petty

Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. ~ Janet Evanovich

God never tires of forgiving us. ~ Pope Francis

He drove into the spewing smoke of acres of burning truck tires and the planes descended and the transit cranes stood in rows at the marine terminal and he saw billboards for Hertz and Avis and Chevy Blazer, for Marlboro, Continental and Goodyear, and he realized that all the things around him, the planes taking off and landing, the streaking cars, the tires on the cars, the cigarettes that the drivers of the cars were dousing in their ashtrays
all these were on the billboards around him, systematically linked in some self-referring relationship that had a kind of neurotic tightness, an inescapability, as if the billboards were generating reality ... ~ Don DeLillo

As so often happens, the thing left undone tires you most of all, you only feel rested when it has been accomplished. ~ Jose Saramago

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time. ~ E.W. Howe

How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! ~ Jane Austen

What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems. ~ P.C. Cast

Power only tires those who don't exercise it. ~ Pierre Trudeau

Do you know, I spent the first half of my life avoiding motherhood and tires, and now I'm counting them as blessings? ~ Barbara Kingsolver

I was in the oil business for a while
gas and oil, check the tires. ~ Mike Love

The sun is an arrogant thing, always leaving the world behind when it tires of us. The moon is a loyal companion. ~ Tahereh Mafi

If you drive at precisely twenty-nine miles per hour, the rumble strips play 'Jerusalem' on the car tires. Listen." Mary slowed to the correct speed and ~ Jasper Fforde

We had reached the foot of Sable's hill. Howell wrestled his car up the climbing curves. The tires shuddered and screeched like lost souls under punishment. ~ Ross Macdonald

You will be swindled by termite exterminators and not even know it. You will buy steel-belted radial tires for the front wheels of your car. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

The writer ultimately tires of the subject's self-serving story, and substitutes a story of his own. ~ Janet Malcolm

I prefer natural hardwood lump charcoal - the other stuff makes your food taste like Goodyear tires. ~ Jose Andres

Amid thy desert-walks the lapwing flies, And tires their echoes with unvaried cries. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ~ Linda J. Furney

A merry heart goes all the way, - A sad one tires inan hour. ~ William Shakespeare

If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna need some work. ~ Jiffy Kate

When inspiration is silent reason tires quickly. ~ Roger Zelazny

Eventually she tires of directing her speech outwards and closes her mouth in apparent resignation. A new silence comes to overlay the silence that is already there. ~ Haruki Murakami

The Bohemian who tires of life, who gives up by retirement into insamity or suicide, is not necessarily one who had failed in what he wants to express. ~ Emily Hahn

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. ~ Billy Mays

The streets were empty and shiny black with fresh rain. I listened to the water rush under the tires and tried to not lose it completely. ~ Becca Fitzpatrick

Anger is like
A full hot horse, who being allowed his way,
Self-mettle tires him. ~ William Shakespeare

People can turn into idiots if they're alone for long enough. (Mum) ~ Fredrik Backman

Don't be afraid to ask God for forgiveness. He never tires of forgiving us. God is pure mercy. ~ Pope Francis

There is absolutely nothing to be gained from sleeping with one strange woman after another. It just tires you out and makes you disgusted with yourself. ~ Haruki Murakami

You conquered the landscape with the soles of shoes, not the tires. ~ Georges Duhamel

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. ~ Ann Coulter

People can be a hoot on the set, but if they're not good to work with, that tires very quickly. ~ David Hyde Pierce

Because improbable tragedies create improbable superheroes. ~ Fredrik Backman

Sexual tension is like a ruthless pigeon. Feed it once and it will follow you around forever. It never tires or goes on vacation. It just lingers. ~ Chelsea Fine

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~ Dorothy Parker

I'd definitely pose nude again. No qualms. I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires. ~ Jessica Hahn

I am a child with an old soul. I see magic in everything, but at the same time, everything tires me because I feel everything so very deeply. ~ Juansen Dizon

Me this uncharted freedom tires; I feel the weight of chance desires, My hopes no more must change their name, I long for a repose that ever is the same. ~ William Wordsworth

When the enemy advances, withdraw; when he stops, harass; when he tires, strike; when he retreats, pursue. ~ Mao Zedong

Allons! whoever you are come travel with me!
Traveling with me you find what never tires.
The earth never tires,
The earth is rude, silent, incomprehensible at first, Nature is rude and incomprehensible at first,
Be not discouraged, keep on, there are divine things well envelop'd,
I swear to you there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell.
Allons! we must not stop here,
However sweet these laid-up stores, however convenient this dwelling we cannot remain here,
However shelter'd this port and however calm these waters we must not anchor here,
However welcome the hospitality that surrounds us we are permitted to receive it but a little while."
-from "Song of the Open Road ~ Walt Whitman

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees. ~ Rutherford B. Hayes

One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know. ~ Paul Keating

Cold rain, the sidewalk shining, the shhh of car tires on the wet street. Thinking about the terrible gulf of years between eighteen and fifty. ~ Emily St. John Mandel

One tires of a page of which every sentence sparkles with points, of a sentimentalist who is always pumping the tears from his eyes or your own. ~ William Makepeace Thackeray

Oh, sleep that dreams, and dream that never tires, press from the petals of the lotus flower something of this to keep, the essence of an hour. ~ F Scott Fitzgerald

Remembering tires a person out. this is something they don't teach us. Exercising one's memory is an exhausting activity. It draws our energy and wears down our muscles. ~ Juan Gabriel Vasquez

So one always starts a journey in a strange land
taking too many precautions, until one tires of the exertion and abandons care in the worst spot of all. ~ Graham Greene

if there's any software you need to be comfortable with, it's your antivirus software. It's a lot like automobile tires or insurance: Reliability and performance are not optional ~ Peter H. Gregory

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy. ~ Harry Connick, Jr.

I could hear the hiss of various gases escaping the engine and the tires still spinning outside, above, and there was the creak of metal settling as the car stopped rocking, a pathetic turtle on its back. ~ Andrew Davidson

Keep the child within alive. A child never tires of hearing the birds sing, never gets bored looking at flowers. ~ Mata Amritanandamayi

Our praying needs to be pressed and pursued with an energy that never tires, a persistency which will not be denied, and a courage that never fails. ~ E. M. Bounds

Lina liked going to the market plaza. It was always alive with people and animals, and the market had things she'd never seen before-sandals made of old truck tires, hats and baskets woven of straw. ~ Jeanne DuPrau

People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the bully's tires. ~ Peter Baynham

How does it taste?" Carter wondered.
Zia smiled. "Stick out your tongue."
To answer Carter's question, the tattoo tasted like burning car tires.
"Ugh." I spit a blue gob of "order and harmony" into the fountain. ~ Rick Riordan

The soul that walks in love neither tires others nor grows tired. ~ John Of The Cross

I will be patient till even patience tires of my patience. ~ Ali Ibn Abi Talib

Bus routes reach the most obscure corners of Paris. There's also the Metro - and especially the great Line No. 1, which runs on tires under the Champs-Elysees and beyond. ~ Serge Schmemann

FRIENDS

A good friend is like a glow in the darkness;
He brightens up your darkest thoughts.
When eyes are filled with tears, he harkens;
When you complain, he tires not. ~ Nonna Bannister

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. ~ Si Robertson

jog on, jog on the footpath way, / And merrily hent the stile-a; / A jovial heart goes all the day, / Your sad tires in a mile-a ~ William Shakespeare

God never tires of forgiving us; we are the ones who tire of seeking his mercy. ~ Pope Francis

Hoping is such hard work. It tires you out and you never seem to get any kind of reward. Hoping feels like you're a balloon that has a pinhole that slowly leaks air. ~ Christopher Paul Curtis

What if you were always stuck in one place, your mind spinning and unable to go forward like tires clenched in mud, because the answers wouldn't reveal themselves to you? ~ Will Lavender

So many times, I had chosen not to be with her. Too busy. Too tires. Don't feel like dealing with it. Church? No thanks. Sinner? Sorry. Come down to visit? Can't do it, maybe next week. ~ Mitch Albom

It tires me to talk to rich men. You expect a man of millions, the head of a great industry, to be a man worthhearing; but as a rule they don't know anything outside their own business. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying. ~ Elle Lothlorien

If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for. ~ Will Rogers

Adrian suddenly made an abrupt turn onto a side street we'd nearly driven past. I jerked upright as he clipped the curb.
What are you doing? Think about your tires! ~ Richelle Mead

The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. ~ Willie Geist

It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire. ~ Lee S Shulman

I've never actually been a fighter myself - fighting tires me out and I'm not an efficient fighter anyway - but I have certainly seen other people have great complicated goes at one another. ~ Margaret Mahy

I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it. ~ Thomas Carlyle

Oh! then repeat the truth that never tires; No God is like the God my soul desires; He at whose voice heaven trembles, even He, Great as He is, knows how to stoop to me. ~ Charles Haddon Spurgeon

On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed Oh, don't go to the goddamned cops. They're busy with real shit. I don't want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you're an asshole. ~ Justin Halpern

All I heard were the bumps and crunches of my tires on the dirt road, blending with the dark noises of the forest. But it wasnt the forest that scared me. It was the people who lived and prowled within them. ~ Lauren Myracle

Then I drew in a breath, and my renewed will with it, lifted the rod in my right hand, murmured a phrase in a language I didn't know, and blew the tires off his fucking truck. ~ Jim Butcher

Slowly the poison the whole blood stream fills. It is not the effort nor the failure tires. The waste remains, the waste remains and kills. ~ William Empson

Nothing is set in stone. A bird can be refolded into a boat, a fish, a kimono, or any other extravagant vision. At other times it aches to return to its original folds. The paper begins to fray. It tires, rebels. ~ Tor Udall

Tristram Shandy may perhaps go on a little longer, but we will not follow him. With all his drollery there is a sameness of extravagance which tires us. We have just a succession of Surprise, surprise, surprise. ~ David Hume

If you cannot be a sun that illuminates the light, be a moon that never tires of reflecting the light. ~ Subhan Zein

The Greatest Generation got to save old tires, dig a Victory Garden and forgo sugar. The Richest Generation is being asked to shop. ~ Margaret Carlson

The tires bore down, kicking up dust like an Arabian stampede. Elizabeth flipped off the car stereo. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell that she was studying my profile. I wondered what she saw, and my heart started fluttering. ~ Harlan Coben