Instagram Captions Bathroom Selfie Quotes

A selfie has nothing to do with ego. It is a constant search for perfection. ~ Chloe Thurlow

A selfie is nothing more than just an external reflection of yourself ~ Munia Khan

These days, the selfie and its main outlet, Instagram, generally come in for much adult loathing. But consider this: The selfie is a tiny pulse of girl pride - a shout-out to the self. ... The selfie suggests something in picture form - I think I look [beautiful] [happy] [funny] [sexy]. Do you? - that a girl could never get away with saying. It puts the gaze of the camera squarely in a girl's hands, and along with it, the power to influence the photo's interpretation. ~ Rachel Simmons

Soulmates feel like a deep breath of forever ~ Ventum

Ready for a selfie, m'lady? ~ Danika Stone

Selfies became too big. The selfie photos are not good. Fans ask me for a selfie, and I say, 'Let's just do a photo.' I'm not anti-selfie, but I like a classic photograph. ~ Marin Cilic

A selfie is a proof that either we are very lonely or too self absorbed to ask others to take our picture. ~ Saru Singhal

Fuck your personality if your best selfie doesn't get a hundred likes on Facebook. ~ Himanshu Rajput

We are often deceived by a selfie into thinking that someone does not think that they are ugly. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No, the great thing about selfie sticks is that they send annoying people out into the world with a built-in means with which to thrash them. -Bucky Katt ~ Darby Conley

Ten short years ago, nobody had ever heard of a selfie. But today every decent cell phone has not one but two cameras, so you can take idiotic duck face pictures. And don't forget the billion dollar selfie-stick industry. Capitalism has found a whole new way to turn our vanity into profit. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

What greater fetter to anchoring ourselves to the false notion of self could there be than a selfie? It is named after an illusion! ~ Chris Matakas

bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet. ~ Sol Luckman

If I hear the phrase "selfie" one more time, I'll have to enroll myself in anger management classes. ~ Rebecca McNutt

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is. ~ Nico Muhly

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom. ~ Thom Yorke

You know, When does a girl asks you for a selfie ?

When she got the solution to the biggest mathematical equation of this Society. ~ Balakoteswara Panchakshari

I don't think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I'm shaving my legs. It wouldn't even occur to me to even post something that silly. ~ Nicole Ari Parker

Jealousy likes photos, that's why instagram is such a hit. ~ Parul Sehgal

I was always the last to leave. That was my great skill. ~ Tara Isabella Burton, "Here In Avalon" Songs Of My Selfie

Sad eyes, once had happy stories to tell. ~ Ventum

If you include quotes with your Instagram photos, you need to look at your life. ~ Josh Peck

A lot of the photography I'm doing and thinking about is directed at Instagram. ~ Stephen Shore

A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you. ~ Whitney Cummings

She was pure chaos with a touch of disaster
and god damn did I love drama. ~ Ventum

When you have a business, you don't use Instagram as your primary selling storefront. That's what your website is for. Instead, your Instagram profile is meant to drum up interest for your business, gather followers, and direct them to your website to learn more. ~ Kevin J. Donaldson

There is something about a bathroom that feels like a fortress. A closed bathroom door may only be about two inches of plywood, but it feels like an iron bar. ~ Ursula Vernon

Behind him, he heard Ronan say, I like the way you losers thought Instagram before first aid. Fuck off. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

I want to thank everyone for believing in me, even though I only have 27,000 Instagram followers. ~ Riley Keough

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram. ~ Dane Cook

You were just a young girl not wanting to let on that death could happen to one who hadn't even lived yet. ~ Katherine Sloan, "Because You Were Under 30" Songs Of My Selfie

I think that anybody who's anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn't people take pictures of themselves? When I'm on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I'm like, 'Thank you.' I don't need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There's only one you. ~ Ezra Koenig

I ... take a selfie with him; two, to be safe. My lips are parted, as if I'm poking a dead thing to see if it'll come to life; it's the phone I'm attempting to keep at a distance. He's smiling faintly, as if amuse by some exotic piece of wildlife. ~ Amit Chaudhuri

Never test the depth of a river with both feet. ~ Bathroom Readers' Institute

If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows. ~ Casey Neistat

Uncoincidentally, Instagram was also the first social-media platform to which the only sane reaction was hate. ~ Jarett Kobek

There's something of everything in my bathroom. ~ Celine Dion

I am very active on Instagram and love connecting with people there. ~ Rachele Brooke Smith

The fact that people look at pictures so tiny on Instagram - people ask me about it popping on Instagram, but I didn't alter myself to be that. I didn't change for the screens, I've just been doing me. ~ Jeremy Scott

I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet? ~ Mila Kunis

You are not defined by an Instagram photo, by a like, by a comment. That does not define you. ~ Selena Gomez

I don't want her to see how I had hoped to pity her -- how I had thought, maybe, I was meant to. ~ Constance Renfrow, "The Edge Of Happiness" Songs Of My Selfie

I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is. ~ Matt Mullenweg

True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It's a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can't accept and that you can't accept from other people. ~ Mike Wehner

I am a dreamer,
neither lost or found.
Waiting for a story
worth dreaming, forever. ~ Ventum

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom. ~ Dave Barry

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart. ~ Johnny Cash

If only people tried to connect with the heart the way they do with Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. ~ D'Andre Lampkin

Instagram, as well as all other social media platforms, is meant to complement your main marketing efforts for your business, not take over them. ~ Kevin J. Donaldson

I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up. ~ Skylar Astin

My fans are incredible. Don't you dare talk bad about me on my Instagram, because my fans will come out and they will eat you alive. ~ Ashley Graham

My Instagram has personal things, like pictures of my home, but generally it's my voice, and that's a public thing. Using my Instagram posts in my art is not about taking my personal Instagram and making it public; it's about understanding and challenging the notion of these free platforms that encourage self-promotion and understanding what they are technically and culturally. ~ Frances Stark

There are those who build careers and companies just out of being popular on Instagram, but there's nothing behind them. ~ Margot Robbie

The world left me cold, foolish of me to think, that the sun dying for the moon, would give the warmth back. Sunsets were always cold. ~ Ventum

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. ~ Kiefer Sutherland

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. ~ King George V

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. ~ Robert Breault

Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know. ~ Mason Cooley

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There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. ~ Leah Remini

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(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom. ~ Larry Craig

We're all not exactly the same person online that we are in real life. I am not as happy as my Instagram makes me look. We are all heightening the positives and downplaying the negatives. ~ Kim Stolz

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher. ~ Demetri Martin

On the intimate relationships, I'd say you can be someone who wouldn't normally get attention in traditional media and come onto Instagram and build this massive following. ~ Kevin Systrom

I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the only family in the area to have a bathroom suite on the lawn. ~ Paula Yates

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what kind of bathroom it was. The door merely said H.
Was she an H? Was H "hers"? It could just as easily be "his". Or "Helicopter Room: Not a Bathroom at All ~ Maureen Johnson

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. ~ Rod Stewart

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. ~ Ken Marino

High school girls came bustling along, their rosy red cheeks puffing white breaths you could have written cartoon captions in. ~ Haruki Murakami

Chobani did a really wonderful yogurt campaign on 'Instagram' to shift perceptions away from the fact that they were just yogurt. And they had a 7-point incremental lift on shifting that perception through a brand advertisement on Instagram. ~ Kevin Systrom

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall. ~ Ani DiFranco

I love photography. Photographers and photos. I took a ton of pictures in Paris, and I find that I'm most inspired by following other photographers on Instagram. ~ Abigail Spencer

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. ~ Audra McDonald

When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off. ~ Stephen King

Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. ~ Hannibal Buress

Here I am, in a lovely hotel room, with my own bathroom. I have never experienced such incredible luxury. ~ Ellen Emerson White

A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. ~ John Walter Bratton

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example. ~ Richard Jeni

Oh, nothing," Gemma replied, still wrapped around Andy. "I was just discussing my own possible bathroom-related demise." "Ew," said Walter. "Do that in someone else's bathroom. You girls are disgusting enough as it is without leaving corpses. ~ Mary O'Reilly

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. ~ Billy Wilder

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom. ~ Tucker Carlson

Calling 'Instagram' a photo-sharing app is like calling a newspaper a letter-sharing book, or a Mozart grand era symphony a series of notes. 'Instagram' is less about the medium and more about the network. ~ Kevin Systrom

It should be like a driver's license - no one can have an Instagram until they're 18. It's the wild, wild west, the internet. ~ Ingrid Michaelson

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks. ~ Jim Benton

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. ~ David Walliams

I believe the best in people. I believe if you need a bathroom break you go to the bathroom. If you need treatment, you get treatment. I don't think any rules should be changed. ~ Caroline Wozniacki

I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there's nowhere. It's the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom in Blair Waldorf's house. ~ Lauren Barnholdt

I have to rub my eyes and read the captions again. They're still there. The Elector has freed Eden. ~ Marie Lu

Social media, where I'm head and shoulders above everybody else. I've read now 22 million people on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. More than 22 million people. Nobody else is even close. ~ Donald Trump

I think Instagram at its best is where you feel like you're getting the most authentic version of the person on the other side of the camera. Someone who does this wonderfully well is Lena Dunham. ~ Kevin Systrom

In the past, people have looked at photos as a record of memory. The focus has been on the past tense. With Instagram, the focus is on the present tense. ~ Kevin Systrom

If Instagram had been available when I was working in Nicaragua in 1978, I'm sure I would have wanted to use it as a way of reporting directly from the streets during the insurrection. ~ Susan Meiselas

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. ~ Taylor Swift

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. ~ Jillian Barberie

The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I have entered the New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest almost weekly virtually since it began and have never even been a finalist. I have done more writing for free for the New Yorker in the last five years than for anybody in the previous 40 years. It's not that I think my cartoon captions are better than anyone else's, although some weeks, understandably, I do. It's that just once I want to see one of my damn captions in the magazine that publishes the best cartoons in the world."
- Roger Ebert
(By the way, in 2011 Ebert finally won, after 107 tries.) ~ Bob Mankoff

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair
shane:bite me ~ Rachel Caine

The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing. ~ Sam Bradford