Funny Spelling Quotes

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ~ George Carlin

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. ~ E.A. Bucchianeri

I'd even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I'm trying to be clever. The truth is, I'm a chickenshit. ~ Victoria Laurie

I've worked in almost every other place in Canada except Toronto, funny enough, where my husband's from. The first time I was here it was winter, and I got engaged. The second time I was here it was summer, and I was married. My family lives here, my stepson lives here, so it's a wonderful place. Everyone's very nice and hospitable, unlike Hollywood. ~ Tori Spelling

Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney," he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. "You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph. ~ Aimee Agresti

I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling! ~ Tori Spelling

Audiences could never relate to me as anything other than Tori Spelling. ~ Tori Spelling

But no, I don't generally have trouble with spelling mistakes. ~ Bill Joy

I'm all for same-sex marriage. ~ Tori Spelling

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance. ~ Tori Spelling

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar. ~ Emma Stone

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far. ~ Mark Twain

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. ~ Terry Pratchett

I know what's like to be young and have atrocious spelling, spelling words all backwards, mixing up numbers, addresses. and things like that. ~ Ashley Scott

There's a link between bigotry and bad spelling. ~ David Mitchell

As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters, and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us. ~ Mark Twain

I want to be a mom who listens. ~ Tori Spelling

There iz no alternativ. Every possible reezon that could ever be offered for altering the spelling of wurds, stil exists in full force; and if a gradual reform should not be made in our language, it wil proov that we are less under the influence of reezon than our ancestors.
[This quote illustrates the reformed spelling advocated by Webster.] ~ Noah Webster

I never thought I'd have a daughter. ~ Tori Spelling

I am better at math than spelling. ~ Spike Jonze

The story's what matters; spelling's overrated. ~ Adam Langer

Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words. ~ Craig Ferguson

It's so silly not to be nice. ~ Aaron Spelling

That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me
do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower? ~ Nicholas Sparks

You young people learned spelling by the 'Close Enough' method. ~ Garrison Keillor

We are a very crafty family. ~ Tori Spelling

I've been a target my entire life. At this point, there's nothing anyone can say that will faze me. Bring it on! ~ Tori Spelling

You know, you only get one family, and you have to make it work. ~ Tori Spelling

Being a working actor, you're going to do a Spelling show. It's hard not to. ~ Casper Van Dien

In all honesty, I grew up a certain way. I never had to worry about money ... that was my reality. ~ Tori Spelling

Be careful of your spelling, if an o can make count cunt, what it might do to you. ~ M.F. Moonzajer

If I ever had the time to take on another job, being a party planner would be high on my list. ~ Tori Spelling

I never care about myself out in public when I get the paparazzi swarming me. ~ Tori Spelling

I am bundle of nerves riddled with irrational fears. ~ Tori Spelling

Aaron Spelling kept trying to bring vampires about, and I feel badly that it happened so much later. He was ahead of his time, in that regard. ~ Brigid Brannagh

I feel like the second child feels like they have to do everything faster. ~ Tori Spelling

Spelling bees are pretty much an English-speaking event, because other languages are much more consistent with spelling convention. Holding a spelling bee for a language with strong adherence to phonetics would be something akin to having a math bee in which contestants rattle off the numerals for a given number. "Bill, your number is one thousand and one. ~ Bill Brohaugh

There are days when I struggle with wanting to be a full-time, stay-at-home mom, and feeling guilty about that because I work. ~ Tori Spelling

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling. ~ Woody Allen

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids ~ Craig Ferguson

I'm lucky that I have such a hands on husband. ~ Tori Spelling

When a marriage fails, the story of the relationship changes. The best parts, the parts that made you think getting married was a good idea, fade from memory. ~ Tori Spelling

I know in fashion what's new is old and trends repeat but the 90's trends ala 90210 aren't exactly styles I'd want to wear today. ~ Tori Spelling

Love is pure and true; love knows no gender. ~ Tori Spelling

I'm eating healthy, I just have a crazy lifestyle. ~ Tori Spelling

I am not afraid of death threats, but I am appalled that so many people are capable of so much wrong spelling and fractured grammar! ~ Miriam

I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic. ~ Tori Spelling

I was a good pupil at primary school: in the second class I was writing with no spelling mistakes, and the third and fourth classes were done in a single year. ~ Jose Saramago

I know most people always thank people for believing in them - I actually want to thank people that didn't believe in me. ~ Tori Spelling

It's easier to do Shakespeare than Spelling, and I know that sounds crazy, because the challenge of Shakespeare is living up to Shakespeare, living up to that word, not failing, you know, where with Aaron Spelling it's like, just try to look good. Or maybe don't use Spelling there, that's bad. No - you can. He's dead. ~ Vincent Kartheiser

Spelling is the clothing of words, their outward visible sign, and even those who favour sweatpants in everyday life like to make a bella figura, as the Italians say – a good impression – in their prose. ~ Mary Norris

No one has even a definitive spelling for Cawdrey's name (Cowdrey, Cawdry). But then, no one agreed on the spelling of most names: they were spoken, seldom written. In fact, few had any concept of "spelling" - the idea that each word, when written, should take a particular predetermined form of letters. The word cony (rabbit) appeared variously as conny, conye, conie, connie, coni, cuny, cunny, and cunnie in a single 1591 pamphlet. ~ James Gleick

We do 32 episodes a season and will have shot 267 episodes by the end of the ninth season ... It's impossible to sell that many episodes in the foreign market. ~ Aaron Spelling

My mother is who she is. I've become who I am. At some point I realized those two just didn't go together. ~ Tori Spelling

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! ~ Tori Spelling

Little boys are a ton of fun. ~ Tori Spelling

Sacrifice" and "self" both begin with the same letter, but the spelling is way different after that. ~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Language, never forget, is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines. ~ Bill Bryson

I need to work to support my family. ~ Tori Spelling

I gave her a love letter and she returned it back to me by correcting spelling and punctuation. ~ M.F. Moonzajer

During my first pregnancy, I spent a lot of time worrying about how big I was getting and how I would lose it afterwards. ~ Tori Spelling

I actually intentially have poor spelling and grammar in my books. I feel that spelling and grammar shoudn't reflect inteltect. I beleive not everyone has the same recorses. Not everyone can aford to be taught the same grammar. Some people like me have learning dissabilites. Some people have dissorders or mental dissabilites. Some people never went to school. So when your judging someones writing, or reviewing, it. Please I ask of you this, don't take the grammar and spelling into acount. Because lets face it. Not everyone is as privleged as you. ~ Adam Snowflake

Nowadays, people always say, how come he's doing such young shows? But they never mention The Mod Squad. I was very proud of that show. It's the first time an African-American guy kissed a white girl. ~ Aaron Spelling

I was the fastest typist in my school, and I had an obsession with spelling and memorizing. ~ Shelley Hennig

I'm so blessed to have as many jobs that I have, but I do agree that there needs to be some downtime. ~ Tori Spelling

Company names without clear pronunciation or spelling won't last. ~ David Rusenko

Jesus is God spelling Himself out in language that men can understand. ~ S.D. Gordon

We are not defined by the family into which we are born, but the one we choose and create. We are not born, we become. ~ Tori Spelling

Do you know what our suicide rate would be if we didn't have television? Do you know how much happiness I've brought to people who couldn't get out of the house but could watch Love Boat? ~ Aaron Spelling

I don't remember a drama on TV that had shown a couple could be married but still love each other very much, spend every day as if they were still on their honeymoon, be sensuous, and have fun together. ~ Aaron Spelling

I want to be a positive role-model for my daughter. The last thing I want to put out there is that it's acceptable to be too thin or have an eating disorder because you're in Hollywood. ~ Tori Spelling

But it's true, when you see some television, you carry it with you. It's like 90210. Tell me what young shows were being done then ... We were thrilled about the ratings around the world. ~ Aaron Spelling

Command of English, spoken or written, ranks at the top in business. Our main product is words, so a knowledge of their meaning and spelling and pronunciation is imperative. If a man knows the language well, he can find out about all else. ~ William Feather

In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president. ~ Jay Leno

In the middle of the night When I'm in this dream It's like a million little stars Spelling out your name ~ Taylor Swift

I am a huge fan of gays. They love me, and I love them. They think of me as sort of a gay icon. ~ Tori Spelling

Correct spelling, indeed, is one of the arts that are far more esteemed by schoolma'ams than by practical men, neck-deep in the heat and agony of the world. ~ H.L. Mencken

When I first got out of drama school, my original manager tried to get me to change my name because people were having trouble spelling it and saying it. ~ Joe Manganiello

Sometimes I do envision just being a stay at home mom but not working isn't an option for me currently. ~ Tori Spelling

With two kids it's hard to find down time to write so I often write during their nap time. ~ Tori Spelling

You can't predict a show, that is the damndest thing, you can't predict if a show is going to work or not until it's on the air. ~ Aaron Spelling

It's always when you think that you've lost a little of the baby weight that someone steps in grabs a handful of a now sans baby soft belly and asks the inevitable 'When are you due?' ~ Tori Spelling

My biggest regret? Well, I got my boobs done in my early 20's and if I had known it would or could possibly have impacted production of milk, I would never have had them done. I love being a mom. ~ Tori Spelling

I cannot write in English, because of the treacherous spelling. When I am reading, I only hear it and am unable to remember what the written word looks like. ~ Albert Einstein

It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?' ~ Tori Spelling

Punctuation is important, but the rules are changing. Spelling is important today in a way that it wasn't when Shakespeare was a boy. Grammar isn't set in stone. ~ Gyles Brandreth

Reading and writing don't inevitably go together. You can read without learning a thing about writing, grammar, or spelling, although, you certainly can't learn anything about writing, grammar, or spelling unless you read. ~ Frank Smith

I don't travel by airplane. I mean that because when my wife, my kids and I travel on trains or boats, we meet a lot of people and we talk to them. ~ Aaron Spelling

Examples of human stupidity. Blasphemy in Pakistan can now include spelling errors by children or throwing away a card bearing the name "Muhammad". ~ William C. Brown

I'll tell you what I miss most. What I would love to do, more than anything, is just anthologies. With an anthology you can tell any story and be in every division of television. We don't have any anthologies anymore, do we? ~ Aaron Spelling

Now I've even gotten to running out to the fan buses that pass by our house, so I can talk to the people. I think I'm trying to gather fans, frankly. They're very, very nice people - they really understand. It's fun talking to them. ~ Aaron Spelling

Really, it is unfair to say that English spelling is not an accurate rendering of speech. It is – it's only that it renders the speech of the 16th century. ~ Guy Deutscher

I need not repeat familiar arguments about the waste of teachers' time, and the difficulties thrown in the way of English children trying to learn their own language; or the fact that nobody without a visual memory for words ever succeeds in spelling conventionally, however highly educated he or she may be. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Some of the comments on YouTube make you weep for the future of humanity just for the spelling alone, never mind the obscenity and the naked hatred. ~ Lev Grossman

I often refer to myself as a gay man and all my friends are gay and I would like nothing more than for them to be able to be married. ~ Tori Spelling

I'd had three great pregnancies. I thought morning sickness was the end of the world, and it's not until something pretty major happens that you're like, oh my gosh those were all a piece of cake. I had a pretty large bleed. I thought I was having a miscarriage. ~ Tori Spelling

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! ~ Tori Spelling

I wasn't truly comfortable with myself until I was about 30. I spent so much time and energy wondering if I wasn't worthy, and trying to find people to validate me, instead of validating myself. ~ Tori Spelling

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart