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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Let me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking a trip of three steps (with one glide) down the chronicle to trap a slick, sibilant character. Hiss. (Ss.) Tih. Ree.
He was a pig, a plain pig, in the morning, standing five feet ten on one hoof. He was a pig in slacks. He was a pig in school. He was a pig on the dotted line. But in my eyes it's always the ones signing dotted lines that become pigs.
Did this pig have a precursor? He did, indeed he did. In point of fact, dating all the way back to the Biblical Age. Oh where? About everywhere you look there's pigs giving that fancy ol' snake a chase. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can always count on a fuckin' pretentious sarcastican for a fancy prose style.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I've been pro-bush ever since.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
Postmodernism has turned into this devil's vortex where no matter what you do, your neck will be turned and your face shoved into a foreign example, and worse, no matter what you say, despite the context, it will be considered a postmodern device. That's the danger of postmodernism: it poses itself as something that can't be trumped, something you can't escape. It continually mocks your efforts for the sake of its name. I know even this will be seen as another postmodern bullet, and no matter what I say, critics and readers will be locked into how to lock me in.
I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.