Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

The only place men want depth in their women is in their décolletage

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?