South Park Sarah Jessica Parker Quotes

It's a great challenge to be better than your opportunities. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

A knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Friends are readily disappointed by the size of my closet. And I thought it was big! ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

It was very flattering when Manolo Blahnik named a shoe after me. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Most of my friends in New York are single women or gay men. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm curious about everything, except what people have to say about me. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I've destroyed my feet completely but I don't care. What do you really need your feet for anyway ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

If you have a child, you're improvising with rules all day long, and some of them are total lies. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I knocked part of my tooth out with a scrubbing brush on stage whilst singing 'Hard Knock Life' in Annie. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I cringe inside when anybody gives me something. I don't know why. I just get embarrassed. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

The Eskimos have hundreds of word for snow but we've invented three times that many words for relationships. What really defines a relationship? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

What I've learned about being a parent is how much you sort of secretly learn from everyone else and how valuable it is. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

You can't stop being who you are because you're afraid. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Can you make a mistake and miss your fate? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I don't think anybody should regret the choices they made in their twenties. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Matthew and I used to read Dickens together. Oh my god, it was so great. We would sit in the bathtub and pass the book back and forth reading passages out loud. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

My dream was to be a working actress that would be working in theater. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I love, love, love being an actor - it's still the hardest and scariest thing I do, outside of parenting. But I've always been someone who likes a busy day. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I took a page from [the playwright] Wendy Wasserstein's book. She said 'I'm not a feminist, I'm a humanist.' ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' ~ Trey Parker

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

The beautiful thing about New York is, you have to expose yourself to other people the minute you step outside the door. There is no choice. And I love that. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

If you're a nice person and you work hard, you get to go shopping at Barneys. It's the decadent reward. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

When a relationship dies do we ever really give up the ghost or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

People should dress the way they want. Any rules for age or shape are silly. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I really love eating, so I love reading about food, and I religiously read the dining section in newspapers. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable. ~ Trey Parker

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx ... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Sunscreen! It is a recent discovery and now I can't live without it - that and drinking lots of water and moisturizing. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I must point out - Sarah Jessica Parker is not a diva - she's one of these pop culture characters that everybody likes. ~ Philip Treacy

Balls are to men what purses are to women. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I love Jennifer Hudson! She is so lovely on screen. She is so buoyant and youthful off screen as much as on. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Most important to me is my home life and the well-being of my children. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the things that's great about New York is that it is not a one-industry town. It has education, academia, the service industry, arts, publishing, theater, politics, fashion, finance, as well as movie-making. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work really hard to not trade on it in any way. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

If I didn't have kids, I would be at the theater or the ballet every single night of my life. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I've never done nudity in my whole career. I certainly don't think now is the time to start. I don't think it's necessary for anything I've done, although I have absolutely no opinions against anyone who feels comfortable doing it. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

People always assume that I'm some sort of party girl, and that's such a misconception because I like staying home. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I still like getting dressed up and having the opportunity to borrow beautiful dresses, but as a mother - and as somebody who's schedule isn't always my own - I don't shop a lot, or think about clothes a lot. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I never was Carrie Bradshaw, but imagine how great it was to be told, "You are obligated to kiss all these men, to dress like that, and to carry on like that!" They were great guys, too. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I wanted a family, but before I had a family, I was a career person. I've tried to marry those two things, and sometimes it is successful, and sometimes it is not. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Hiding the truth will only cripple your emotional development. ~ Jessica Park

Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting. ~ Jessica Park

Solitude, which I both crave and detest. ~ Jessica Park

Finn was nowhere to be found online. ~ Jessica Park

I feel funny saying this, I'm not really a shoe shopper. I'm not going to go out and buy hundreds of pairs of shoes. I'm much more thoughtful than [Carrie] is, which is also one of the treats of playing her all these years. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

My heart is a stupid asshole. ~ Jessica Park

Live the life you've dreamed. ~ Jessica Park

Machine time a in polarity the reverse to how know anyone does: question quick? ~ Jessica Park

I'm done peeing now."
"Thank you for letting me know. ~ Jessica Park

You are the great love of my life that I'm never going to have. ~ Jessica Park

You give me such clarity. ~ Jessica Park

I really love beautiful, well-made clothes. I don't shop [a lot], so I tend to have pieces for a long time. I like mixing vintage with newer designers. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

There are occasions that I love to be fashionable and enjoy, you know? But the work day of a mother doesn't include a hair making team or any consideration of your shoe. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Never moon a werewolf. ~ Jessica Park

My involvement with UNICEF is particularly important to me because it is UNICEF that introduced me to volunteerism, thereby helping me to set my own personal standard of contributing my time and giving back to others. Working on behalf of UNICEF's lifesaving efforts is one of my most valued roles. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Make a right onto Hoover Ave., and then bear left and head back to campus up Webber Road. We'll have to double-park outside Reber Hall." We ~ Jessica Park

Julie took the paper and looked at the fifteen-digit password. Paranoid much? ~ Jessica Park

You know I have trouble with colloquialisms, so I resent your shocked reaction. ~ Jessica Park

I hope that someday they invent a car that runs on inappropriate thoughts ~ Jessica Park

I'm not going to drown in what I can't change. ~ Jessica Park

Ignore everything you think you know and listen only to your heart, without doubting anything. ~ Jessica Park

Good. I think I'm falling for you too. Let's not pull this chute. ~ Jessica Park

She read the two words that were so simple and so yet moving. Miss you. ~ Jessica Park

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply ... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. ~ Trey Parker

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations. ~ Jessica Park

She's fragile because you let her be fragile. ~ Jessica Park

Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do ~ Jessica Park

The great challenge for me is to be all things to all people; I want to be a great mother, and I want to feel good when I'm at work. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

And if you are a parent, introduce your children to their neighborhood library. It will give them a real sense of independence to have their own library card and enjoy borrowing books. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I think growing up in a big family taught me a lot of problem solving and how to share and compromise, and that's been helpful in my marriage. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Work was never about wanting fame or money. I never thought about that. I loved getting the job, going to rehearsal, playing someone else, hanging around with a bunch of actors. I needed that, the way you need water. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Where is my human pillow? Where are my clothes? Why am I alone in this bed? Do I smell coffee? Do I have a headache because I drank too much tequila or because someone hit me over the head while I was sleeping when I got frisky? ~ Jessica Park

She talked too much, and evidently not in the right ways or about the right things. ~ Jessica Park

I refuse to be left behind in this world, so I need to catch up. ~ Jessica Park

Read the editorial page of your local paper. It introduces you to opinion and can be terrifically provocative and perhaps a great motivating force for you to get involved in your community, regardless of your political ideology. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops. ~ Jessica Park

Eccentricities, of which I know I have
many, do not hold universal sexual and romantic lure. I understand that. ~ Jessica Park

What the hell? For what?' "That ~ Jessica Park

I love Matthew Broderick. Call me crazy, but I love him. We can only be in the marriage we are. We're very devoted to our family and our lives. I love our life. I love that he's the father of my children, and it's because of him that there's this whole other world that I love. ~ Sarah Jessica Parker

Whatever you like, my fairest princess of duchesses of the queendom." "That doesn't make any sense." He raises an eyebrow. "Have we met?" I ~ Jessica Park