Salvatore Romano Quotes

I like doing film, you know, single-camera. ~ Ray Romano

Life's too short not to laugh and enjoy the friends you have. ~ Vikki Romano

How the air is so thick you can eat it like dirty pudding. ~ Stephen Romano

I live in L.A. Now. ~ Ray Romano

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith. ~ Ray Romano

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life. ~ Ray Romano

Essentially a soldier, the Christian is always on the lookout. ~ Romano Guardini

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. ~ Ray Romano

Our continents unification is at hand and we must stand to account. ~ Romano Prodi

and Jesus advanced in wisdom and age and grace with God and men" (Luke 2:52), ~ Romano Guardini

The extremist, isolationist policies of Jean-Marie Le Pen have been rejected and crushed ~ Romano Prodi

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. ~ Ray Romano

I don't get sick. ~ Ray Romano

I was wracked with insecurity. ~ Ray Romano

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it. ~ Ray Romano

Asceticism means that a man resolves to live as a man. ~ Romano Guardini

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. ~ Ray Romano

Our asylum system is sick. ~ Romano L. Mazzoli

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out. ~ Ray Romano

I still do standup. ~ Ray Romano

But Italy can only have any real influence on world affairs if it carries weight in Europe. ~ Romano Prodi

And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. ~ Christy Romano

No one wants to lose their job, or cede the power they've acquired. ~ Romano Prodi

pushing away his breakfast plate of mushrooms and moss sauce. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Profound pain is often the unavoidable reality of conscious existence. ~ R.A. Salvatore

I do not deal with denizens of the lower planes, ~ R.A. Salvatore

The finest leaders are those who listen more than they talk. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Everyone dies. It is how one lives that matters. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Only there, where virtue sits as judge, are heroes born. ~ R.A. Salvatore

The dagger belonged to Artemis Entreri. Pasha Pook's prime assassin. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Matron Malice, her belly swollen in the final hours of pregnancy. ~ R.A. Salvatore

That's just the way this business works. You're a reliable commodity. ~ Christy Romano

controlled and survivable manner: And, of course, ~ Connie Carson-Romano

Artemis Entreri: Do not underestimate Jarlaxle. Many have; they all are dead. ~ R.A. Salvatore

And by the lie that was his deepest love. ~ R.A. Salvatore

There are terrible living conditions and unhappiness, (even) where everybody is Italian. ~ Romano Prodi

I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music. ~ Christy Romano

We are the archenemy of our own salvation, and the Shepherd must fight first of all with us - for us. ~ Romano Guardini

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. ~ Ray Romano

I do still get intimidated by certain things. ~ Ray Romano

He hates me because my way of life shows his to be an empty lie, ~ R.A. Salvatore

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. ~ Ray Romano

That did not go well," LaValle said when Entreri had left. "It went splendidly!" Pook disagreed. ~ R.A. Salvatore

The Transfiguration is the summer lightning of the coming Resurrection. Also of our own resurrection, for we too are to partake ~ Romano Guardini

Those who rely on certainties are certain to be disappointed ~ R.A. Salvatore

Ah, but would we not all be the fools to attack an armored turtle through its shell? ~ R.A. Salvatore

Oh, by Moradin's itchy arse," grumbled Bruenor. "Scratched it, he did, and this one fell out. ~ R.A. Salvatore

I have this mistress: show business. ~ Ray Romano

Farewell, my friend, Drizzt whispered, trying futilely to keep his voice from breaking. :This journey you make alone. ~ R.A. Salvatore

To Han Solo, the galaxy seemed a more dangerous place by far. ~ R.A. Salvatore

A leering succubus, vile temptress of the Abyss, stared back at him. ~ R.A. Salvatore

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level. ~ Ray Romano

The true warrior understands that while one is learning how to use a sword, ~ R.A. Salvatore

A foundation that had been built of stone shifted like sand on the blowing wind. ~ R.A. Salvatore

The world is a dark place," Kipper replied. "But when friends join hands, it lightens. ~ R.A. Salvatore

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. ~ Ray Romano

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. ~ Ray Romano

But first I want to get my master's degree at Columbia's School of International Public Affairs. ~ Christy Romano

Never seem to have a Death Star lying around when you need one.
-Han Solo ~ R.A. Salvatore

Nothing pains a liar more than when an opponent turns one of his lies into truth. ~ R.A. Salvatore

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. ~ Ray Romano

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. ~ Ray Romano

As one candle is lit from the flame of another, so is faith kindled by faith. ~ Romano Guardini

We seek goals as if their achievement will grant magical happiness and unending fulfillment, but is that ever the case? ~ R.A. Salvatore

I don't want to pass a punitive law, or use politics as a vendetta. ~ Romano Prodi

The cool part about working for Disney is that they've allowed me to be a change agent. ~ Christy Romano

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. ~ Romano Prodi

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people. ~ Ray Romano

I usually shop at Charlotte Ruth and Bebe. ~ Christy Romano

How often do we allow often irrational fears to paralyze us in our movements. ~ R.A. Salvatore

It is difficult to realize that you cannot win every battle for every friend. ~ R.A. Salvatore

I need no fantasies to belittle the great treasures that I already possess. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Sometimes the sweetest juices can be found buried within the most mundane of fruits. Entreri ~ R.A. Salvatore

When you live with death so close, you come to appreciate life all the more. ~ R.A. Salvatore

All of his life had been filled with crashing ends to promising beginnings. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Do not worry so much of the future that you let today pass you by. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Well, the name is Salvatore. As in Savior - Damon Salvatore ~ L.J.Smith

A man who lives a lie will soon enough be consumed by it, ~ R.A. Salvatore

Where in the nine hells did you ever find the notion that I would fight fair? ~ R.A. Salvatore

But you broke my mirror!" the master growled. "Die stupid, stupid boy! Find your own answers! ~ R.A. Salvatore

What loss is death if life is not to be lived? ~ R.A. Salvatore

Are you surprised by anything anymore?
~ Artemis Entreri ~ R.A. Salvatore

Why do ye care," elf? Athrogate asked him. "I do not know," came Jarlaxle's honest response. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Moreover, resolving the mother of all problems - the Israeli-Palestinian question - requires cooperation between Europe and the U.S. ~ Romano Prodi

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. ~ Ray Romano

An unholy altered state of mind
Stalking with intent from behind
The needless lonely empty time
That's filled my life- that's so unkind ~ Vin Romano

Only with the honest knowledge that one day I will die can I ever truly begin to live. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Is morality not an internal force, and if it is, are principles then to be dictated or felt? ~ R.A. Salvatore

Everything life throws at you can only make you stronger... ~ Scott B. Salvatore

comes with such power. ~ R.A. Salvatore

Fie these gods! What beings are these who would play so cruelly with the sensibilities of rational, conscientious mortals? ~ R.A. Salvatore

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?' ~ Ray Romano

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother. ~ Ray Romano

We are involved in a constitution-building process of historic importance. The Convention should mark a new stage in European integration. ~ Romano Prodi

How else to explain the accomplishments of a warrior such as Artemis Entreri, who could outfight many drow veterans ten times his age? ~ R.A. Salvatore

The person who values community will oft be deceived and destroyed by the knave whose heart lies in selfish ambitions. For ~ R.A. Salvatore

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. ~ Ray Romano

I just got a body wave because I wanted it to look good when it was down. ~ Christy Romano

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now. ~ Ray Romano

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. ~ Ray Romano