Accountant Quotes

I had a fairly enlightened dad, though if you looked at his resume, it might not seem that way. He was a chartered accountant for Price Waterhouse. He was strict, and we had a very ordered life. To this day, I am the least materialistic person I know, because my father didn't raise me to just go out and buy this or that car. ~ Hugh Jackman

You can or you can't is not the matter.You wanted to or you tried is the whole game about. ~ Vikrmn

What the fuck? Didn't you tell him you had a boyfriend?" "I did. He asked if I loved you." "Who is this guy? What's he do?" "He's an accountant in Boston." "An accountant? Jesus Christ, didn't you tell him you're dating a fucking war correspondent? ~ Michael Hastings

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example. ~ Daniel Goleman

Black and white is as if phoenix of colors has eloped into opacity. ~ Vikrmn

You can make a very good argument that society would be much worse off if you let 10 rapists and murderers free rather than put one poor, wrongly accused accountant in prison. And so my only point on that is that it should open up an argument. It should not sort of settle one, because nobody disagrees with it. ~ Jonah Goldberg

Expectations hurt, be it sorry, be it thank you. ~ Vikrmn

Challenges in the rear view appear smaller than they are.. But keep your spirits higher than the Challenges are. ~ Vikrmn

Hurting a softhearted caring person would please you but loss is yours; you would have friends less one. ~ Vikrmn

When problems come, remain calm in two cases. One when you know you can solve them so smile; second when you know you can't so be silent. ~ Vikrmn

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. ~ Ray Romano

Decide. What you want? Life full of years or Years full of life. NOW. ~ Vikrmn

One sock can't house two feet. If it does, it's of no use. ~ Vikrmn

I was never a Certified Public Accountant ... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. ~ Bob Newhart

I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training. ~ Joanne Harris

Sunshine, external, is universal; internal, the eternal. Choose; shine. ~ Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. ~ Elvis Presley

One religion, one civilisation, above all is Love and Humanity, respectively. ~ Vikrmn

The moment you think you are out of resources; you still have one thing, Will to Win. Ignite it. ~ Vikrmn

Your good friends can write a book on you; but Your best friends can create an embarrassing full fledged 3 hours movie on you, with silliest jingles and animation made ever. ~ Vikrmn

First love yourself.. the real inner-self.. then only you'll be able to love the world.. the lives.. the souls. ~ Vikrmn

Don't kill but conquer, the Ravana in you. ~ Vikrmn

When you choose to earn your living by helping people who are in emotional pain, you're also making a choice to carry them on your back for a while. To hell with all that talk of taking responsibility, assertiveness. That's crap. You're going to be coming up against helplessness every day of your lives. Your patients will imprint you, like goslings who latch on to the first creature they see when they stick their heads out of the egg shell. If you can't handle it, become and accountant. (82) When the Bough Breaks ~ Franz W. Kellermanns

Power of dreams is not measured by the frequency of dreaming, but by speed of actions to make them come true. ~ Vikrmn

Good news! My accountant has just informed me that by imparting all these Top-Secret Hollywood Secrets to you, I've now saved you at least one zillion American dollars! ~ Lauren Graham

My parents were very open about what kind of talent I had. They never pushed me to become an accountant because they knew that would be just absolutely ridiculous. So they were encouraging in what I am able to do with some success. ~ Grace Slick

Nirvana; closing the eyes to see the world inside. ~ Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

Then I didn't think much about it, I just did it. I started wearing some of the things he left behind, especially his bathrobe, some shirts too, but only in the house. I read his books, I am embarrassed at this. I also did some things to the place I knew he would like. He always complained about my plants, so I got rid of them. It seems strange to think about it now, but at the time I found some comfort in it. [ACCOUNTANT, AGE 38, SEPARATED AFTER LIVING TOGETHER 13 YEARS] ~ Diane Vaughan

Be the one for others who they can look up to; the one you too want to. ~ Vikrmn

Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly. ~ Vikrmn

Life is like a painting; make yours a masterpiece. ~ Vikrmn

Austerity, if I were to define, I'll say, It's YOU. ~ Vikrmn

My accountant worships me because I'm so cautious with my money. ~ Scott Patterson

You are the best at life and shine when you just be YOURSELF. Let nobody tell you that you are not capable of doing what you believe in. ~ Vikrmn

Let's not call cancer patients as patients, they are cancer fighters. They are brave hearts. ~ Vikrmn

Something looked through my grandfather's eyes. It said Being an accountant, it's not the end of the world.
Something looked at my Uncle Danny. Something looked at my aunts and it said A secretary, is that so terrible?
Linda had seen four before her do something that was not so terrible and already there was something about them, their whole lives ahead of them and the best thing cut off, as if something that might have been a Heifetz had been walled up inside an accountant and left to die.
Doom. Doom. Doom. ~ Helen DeWitt

Defeat none but one; yourself; for a better self than you were before. ~ Vikrmn

Idea-less steps and step-less ideas are greatest wastes. ~ Vikrmn

Happiness is.. looking at the closing door, then bolting them from outside and fleeing. ~ Vikrmn

Shh! It happens. Sh!it happens. ~ Vikrmn

I grew up in the Southwest Bronx. Father an accountant, mother a schoolteacher. Brother was six years older, which explains why I gobbled crystal meth at 12, smoked hashish at 13, and was shooting smack at 17, which explains how I got Hepatitis C, which was the basis of my first book, which was a humor book about dying. ~ Dave Barry

I'm an accountant. I'm interested in things that don't add up.'

Max. ~ Jan Ruth

The difference between a signature and an autograph is that the second one has higher face value on a plain paper than the first one even on a cheque. ~ Vikrmn

It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances. ~ Vicki Robin

Ladder of success is made by nails of Patience. ~ Vikrmn

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! ~ Red Buttons

Black and white, severally incomplete and at the same time completely several. ~ Vikrmn

Science can make a heart beat with ventilator, but there is only one power that makes it live, that is LOVE which is the purest form of FAITH. ~ Vikrmn

There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my friends and baffled my accountant. If I had not picked up this habit in the library long ago, I would have more money in the bank today; I would not be richer. ~ Pete Hamill

Dreams you sow, happiness shall you reap. ~ Vikrmn

You're serious."
"As serious as an accountant at an IRS audit."
His face closed off, reminding her of the ruthlessness she had first noticed about him on the front steps. "You have no business opening a restaurant."
"Says who?"
"Says the guy who watched you try to extricate yourself from a burger suit with a knife."
Her mouth fell open. "Burger suits and restaurants are two different kettles of fish."
"Kettles of fish? Now there's great business terminology."
"Yep, Texas style."
"You're in New York, sweetheart."
"I am not your sweetheart, thank my lucky stars."
"Another of your quaint Texas sayings? What was the last one I heard you use? 'Bless your heart'?"
She sliced him a tooth-grinding smile. "While you might not like them, you can bet your backside that a cafe that serves the kind of fare we create in Texas would have people lined up around the corner. Or, as we say in Texas, till the cows come home. ~ Linda Francis Lee

With chefs, the problem is we have to be very confident because people are looking at us for that. So pretty soon, you think you're a plumber, you think you're an electrician, you think you're an accountant. ~ Michael Mina

Life goes on.. no matter you are happy or not.. no matter you want someone to be happy or not. ~ Vikrmn

Vocational guidance officers speak about scores necessary to get into university, how to calculate them, what band might be needed to get into various institutions, what countries they can offer information on, what courses are available.
The post-school future they outline is entirely about getting into a university. There is nothing on alternative futures. The parents around me seem fine with this. Presumably they have academically successful children and have bought into the notion that raising a child is primarily
about getting them to pass exams to enable them to be an economically productive unit in society.
All those claims of building better humans, of being the best you can be, of following your passion, of learning to be inclusive and that everyone has something to offer, are all lies. It is simply about being a banker, IT or human resource person, sales manager, accountant, or a supportive spouse. ~ Linda Collins

Let the pain of past not ruin the happiness of present and dreams of future. Move on. ~ Vikrmn

Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me. ~ Simon Sinek

After Huguette Clark died in 2011 at age 104, 19 relatives challenged her will, claiming she was mentally ill and had been defrauded by her nurse, attorney and accountant. ~ Bill Dedman

Get the hell out of here. You're an accountant? You?" He must be joking . Beautiful and highly intelligent? I feel like I've found a unicorn.

Daniels, J. (2014-05-02). Sweet Addiction (Kindle Locations 280-281). . Kindle Edition. ~ J. Daniels

If you kill the Ravana in you, it's like killing the healthy cells along with cancer cells. Guru with Guitar. Happy Dussehra. ~ Vikrmn

every pirate and privateer has lurking within him the soul of an accountant. Though some would say 'tis the other way round. ~ Neal Stephenson

Do as gas balloons do, while in depression; inhale helium of happiness and fly high. ~ Vikrmn

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. ~ Kinky Friedman

Dear Boss! Don't be a boss-hole. ~ Vikrmn

Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not have to check with your lawyer or your accountant. You are a free American, and you have the opportunity to engage in free speech over the Internet. ~ John Doolittle

True artists, whatever smiling faces they may show you, are obsessive, driven people
whether driven by some mania or driven by some high, noble vision need not presently concern us. Anyone who has worked both as artist and as professor can tell you, that he works differently in his two styles. No one is more careful, more scrupulously honest, devoted to his personal vision of the ideal, than a good professor trying to write a book about the Gilgamesh. He may write far into the night, he may avoid parties, he may feel pangs of guilt about having spent too little time with his family. Nevertheless, his work is no more like an artist's work than the work of a first-class accountant is like that of an athlete contending for a championship. ~ John Gardner

Beware of will power. It damages your giving-up skills. ~ Vikrmn

I didn't do anything differently than what my father was doing. It's a really hard family to rebel in. I could have become an accountant. Or I could have become a Republican. ~ Justin Townes Earle

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags. ~ Ed Helms

I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant. I feel that there is a time when a political statement needs to be made and I make it. ~ Arundhati Roy

You think if you don't fight back then maybe they'll like you, stop picking on you and calling you a freak? Well here's what it is. They don't like you, they don't dislike you. They're afraid of you.You're different. Sooner or later, different scares people. Victim or not? Make a decision. ~ The Accountant (2016)

Trying something different won't ensure that you would be liked by everyone. Still.. Go on.. ~ Vikrmn

Higher you step up to the ladder of success.. lesser you need to speak about yourself.. your deeds should do so. ~ Vikrmn

Damn it, Jimmy, I'm an accountant - not a fishermen. ~ Nathan Lowell

HOPES may vanish; DREAMS never die. ~ Vikrmn

Anti-corruption policies are like cancer curing treatments. They affect good cells, say good people, in the short run; but make the life of a nation flourish in the long term. ~ Vikrmn

Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but thank God for Bill's. ~ Ryan Miller

As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world. ~ Marta Andreasen

Have I ever told you you're like some kind of occult superhero? Georgia Clare: bookkeeper by day, badass biker witch by night. Seriously, you should put that on your business cards. ~ Laura Oliva

We both were there, but alone. "Bye," she said and left; I was alone; again, one more time. ~ Vikrmn

See the world from another perspective and things would be simple. ~ Vikrmn

Bob Cavallo remembers early on in the process, 'We were at odds with each other. Our contract was up; five years had gone by since Purple Rain. We met at the Four Seasons with his lawyer and his accountant, me and Steve Fargnoli to discuss some kind of rapprochement because he had fired us. Basically he said, "I'll work with you again but you've got to help me make this movie." I read the treatment and said, "This could be an interesting thing," and I said, "I'll try to put you together with some young hip writers and maybe we can come up with a script quickly, 'cause this is pretty detailed." And he went, "What are you talking about? That is the script." It was thirty pages. And he said, "I'm going to shoot it, I know exactly how to do it." So I said, "Maybe we could get this on Broadway for you. Would you be interested in that?" And he said, "No." Now he was pissed that I didn't think this was a good enough script, so we shook hands and that was the end of it. Then, about a year later, we were suing each other. But even when we sued each other, it was kinda funny. I said, "How could you not pay me?" He said, "How could you sue me?" He said, "You can't have my children, those songs. You're gonna give your involvement in those songs to your grandchildren?" And I said, "Yeah, I put ten years of my life into you, and you sucked all the air out of the room. I couldn't really manage anybody else except for your friends. ~ Matt Thorne

Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day. ~ Vikrmn

When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for years and not find out. ~ Patsy Rodenburg

I am just an Accountant who love God. ~ Evans Biya

I need you forever, for you are my teddy. ~ Vikrmn

Someone remind me why I didn't want to be an accountant when I grew up," Brock drawled.
Niko chuckled. "Because accountants don't get to make things go boom. ~ Lara Adrian

This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief research accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neomathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent. ~ Douglas Adams

Time spent for temporary happiness like movie or outing or weekend on a beach is all synthetic; with shelf life of a day or two. Work for your bigger dreams that should last for whole life. Then movie and beach would seem more interesting, realising that you have done something. ~ Vikrmn

The best way to check what you want is to first imagine that you have nothing and then check if the thing you want really matters to you. Your priorities would change; your wishes would change for sure. ~ Vikrmn

Dream and let sleep. ~ Vikrmn

Curing cancer affects good cells in short run too but makes a life flourish in long term. Curing corruption affects good people in short run too but makes a nation flourish in long term. ~ Vikrmn

Lee threw down the tripod, and Trip dropped the FN MAG machine gun onto it ... Lee hunkered down behind the big weapon. Holly handed me an RPG. The heavy tube was reassuring in my hands. Everyone dug down into the ditch, prepared to fight. Nervous but competent. Scared but professional. We were ready to put some smack down. Not bad for an accountant, a librarian, a schoolteacher, and a stripper. ~ Larry Correia

If someone breaks up, it's an opportunity to revamp yourself; this time better and stronger than before. ~ Vikrmn

Corporate irony; you will seen the best of machines and worst of people ever. ~ Vikrmn

And You win. Period. ~ Vikrmn

After I began to make some money, my brain-damaged accountant put me in one business after another that went bad. The only one that panned out was a small bank, an old Scottish firm with London offices in Pall Mall. I was a director. We sold out to a larger bank. That was the only successful venture I've had, apart from acting. ~ Sean Connery

Nature is a miserly accountant, grudging the pennies, watching the clock, punishing the smallest extravagance. ~ Richard Dawkins

Like the story of the steam drill against John Henry, the machine will be victorious because it doesn't get tired and keeps on going long after a human worker will have dropped dead from exhaustion. The modern-day steam drill is likely to be an AI system, and John Henry is played by the planner, doctor, analyst, stockbroker or accountant who believes that they can process more data and crunch more numbers than the new machine overlords. They can't. ~ Sean A. Culey

Have rum; I mean, have fun. Don't overdose. Cheers. ~ Vikrmn

If educated ones would behave like illiterates, how the nation would end corruption? ~ Vikrmn