Megan Fox Quotes

In New York, especially, so much of your life is spent on the streets. You don't always want to be driving around in an SUV with a security guard. You want to be able to walk to a restaurant; you want to go and do things. ~ Megan Fox

I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations. ~ Megan Fox

I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. ~ Megan Fox

I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon. ~ Megan Fox

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say. ~ Megan Fox

I'm very domestic, and I think that keeps me sane. My personal relationships keep me grounded. ~ Megan Fox

If I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy. ~ Megan Fox

But I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot. ~ Meg Cabot

Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle. ~ Megan Fox

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity ~ Megan Fox

If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. ~ Megan Fox

I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews. ~ Megan Fox

Honestly kiddo? You're beautiful. You use your weight as an excuse but you're just all woman. Not every woman has to look like a stripper. Or a model. Or Megan Fox. You're petite, have a tiny waist, a fantastic rack, a devastating ass ... what the hell more do you want? You should know it. Everyone else knows it ... that's why you're getting all these asinine comments. Can't you just see that it's just jealously that's ripping these people apart? ~ Karina Halle

I think what I regret is that I would rather do something like that when I was a more established actress and I really had proven myself first. Now, people are still unsure whether I can act or not. I just don't want to be one of those girls who are playing off the show's popularity. ~ Megan Fox

I like reading books that provide you with knowledge that you previously didn't have. And books you have a chance to grow as a human being after reading them. ~ Megan Fox

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. ~ Megan Fox

She and I went to school with Shay Mitchell and Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox was prom queen, Chris Hemsworth was prom king."
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"And there was Natalie's worst enemy, a cheerleader who tried to steal Damon away from her in tenth grade; Natalie said she was the slutty version of Nina Dobrev - none of these people really looked like them, not really anyway. Natalie is just ... odd ~ J.A. Redmerski

I don't really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi. ~ Megan Fox

I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. ~ Megan Fox

If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy. ~ Megan Fox

People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it. ~ Megan Fox

Everyone got behind Fox, the name the guys had dubbed the red truck.

"Fox?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah," Isaac said with a grin. "Our truck is hot, like Megan Fox. ~ Ali Novak

I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook. ~ Megan Fox

I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I'm talented or people think I'm going to be a movie star. I always feel that it's forced and fake. ~ Megan Fox

Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities. ~ Megan Fox

I think it's perfectly acceptable not to run with cliques. ~ Megan Fox

You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun. ~ Megan Fox

I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control. ~ Megan Fox

Once you let the words go, you have no control over how they're printed or what the media does with them. So there's no point in trying to make plans or to control it. ~ Megan Fox

There are a lot of guys who think that if they show weakness or vulnerability they're not sexy anymore or attractive. In my opinion, you can't be too open or too gentle or kind or sensitive. If you really want to work on a relationship and have one that lasts, you have to be willing to go deep into human psychology and emotion. If you don't want to go there, you can be a serial dater, and I guess that's okay, but if you want a relationship with a woman, you have to be introspective and look at yourself and your family and where you've been and where you're going. ~ Megan Fox

I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on. ~ Megan Fox

I love comic books. I just do. ~ Megan Fox

My sense of humor doesn't translate well into print, some of the things I say can be offensive or found offensive even though I don't mean them that way. So I have been told to try and censor myself here and there. I'm trying, but I'm not really succeeding at it. ~ Megan Fox

Having been in a relationship since I was 18, I'm very domestic, but I don't enjoy cooking for myself. I don't mind cooking for other people. But I don't like cleaning or washing dishes, although I don't mind doing laundry. ~ Megan Fox

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy ~ Megan Fox

The boy reported - after the Sergeant had slept for a few hours, which was not nearly enough - that YouTube had actually gone down for ten minutes under the weight of traffic. The story was truly global, truly immense: not Obama, not Justin Bieber, not Psy and not Bin Laden had ever touched this, he said. Not Khaled Saeed and not Mohamed Bouazizi, either. If Pippa Middleton and Megan Fox had announced their intention to marry during a live theatrical production of 50 Shades of Grey starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and then taken off their clothes to reveal their bodies tattooed with the text of the eighth Harry Potter novel, they might have approached this level of frenzy. But probably not, the boy said, because not everyone liked Benedict Cumberbatch. ~ Nick Harkaway

My main weakness is nerves. ~ Megan Fox

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it. ~ Megan Fox

There's a misconception that maybe I'm overly confident or a little vapid or that I am a stereotypical, bratty, spoiled girl who doesn't have much to bring to the table other than how people perceive her physically. ~ Megan Fox

I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. ~ Megan Fox

I would really love to go on an archaeological dig. ~ Megan Fox

Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all. ~ Megan Fox

Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial. ~ Megan Fox

If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah. ~ Megan Fox

When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties. ~ Megan Fox

My weight fluctuates constantly - I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive. ~ Megan Fox

Everyone with an iPhone is a journalist in their own way now, especially because we live in a tabloid culture. ~ Megan Fox

People expected 'Jennifer's Body' to make so much money. But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare. ~ Megan Fox

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. ~ Megan Fox

If you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model. ~ Megan Fox

I feel people think I'm almost like a robot - like an android ... I just don't really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic ... like a self-absorbed ice queen. ~ Megan Fox

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously. ~ Megan Fox

I feel like if you are with someone through the process of pregnancy and delivery, if nothing else, there is such an incredible amount of respect that would lead into some sort of love in one way or another. ~ Megan Fox

I honestly don't think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day like "I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barney's. Love me some shoes!" ~ Megan Fox

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living. ~ Megan Fox

I don't like boys who are mean to their mommies. That's a real turn off for me. And I don't like boys who aren't chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal. ~ Megan Fox

My mom lived with me until I started making enough money to support myself. I was asking her to leave the entire time. I'd been ready to move out since I was, like, 14. ~ Megan Fox

I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. ~ Megan Fox

We live in this world where loosing our phones are more dramatic than loosing our virginity. ~ Megan Fox

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic. ~ Megan Fox

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. ~ Megan Fox

When I sit down to talk to men's magazines, there's a certain character that I play. She's not fully fleshed out - she doesn't have her own name - but she shows up to do men's-magazine interviews. ~ Megan Fox

But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story. ~ Megan Fox

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows. ~ Megan Fox

As soon as you tell me to do one thing, I do the opposite. As soon as someone tells me not to get any more tattoos, I have this intense fire burning inside me to cover myself with them. I don't care if it's self-destructive. I just have that need to rebel. ~ Megan Fox

He had a rough idea where he was going, since Rylann had previously mentioned that she lived in Roscoe Village. At the stoplight at Belmont Avenue, he pulled out his cell phone and scrolled through his contacts. The beauty of text messaging, he realized, was in its simplicity. He didn't have to try to explain things, nor did he have to attempt to parse through all the banter in an attempt to figure out what she might be thinking. Instead, he could keep things short and sweet.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU.

He hit send.

To kill time while he waited for her response, he drove in the direction of his sister's wine shop, figuring he could always drop in and harass Jordan about something.

This time, however, she beat him to the punch.

"So who's the brunette bombshell?" Jordan asked as soon as he walked into the shop and took a seat at the main bar.

Damn. He'd forgotten about the stupid Scene and Heard column. Kyle helped himself to a cracker and some Brie cheese sitting on the bar. "I'm going to say…Angelina Jolie. Actually, no - Megan Fox."

"Megan Fox is, like, twenty-five."

"And this is a problem why, exactly?"

Jordan slapped his hand as he reached for more crackers. "Those are for customers." She put her hand on her hip. "You know, after reading the Scene and Heard column, I'd kind of hoped it was Rylann they were talking about. And that maybe, just maybe, my ne'er-do-well twin had decided ~ Julie James

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why. ~ Megan Fox

It's interesting, the things you learn when you're 21. I learned never to get tattoos in the middle of shooting a movie. Because if you're not Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, they will fire you. ~ Katee Sackhoff

I have absolutely no skill set that would suggest that I would be able to do directing. If I were able to, I'd like to get into that. ~ Megan Fox

I just really want it at some point to be OK for women and young girls to be sexy because I think that's a power, a gift that we were given by God or the universe or whatever. ~ Megan Fox

I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films. ~ Megan Fox

I always want to be a part of ensembles. Besides it feeling safer, I think it's a more fun environment to work in. To have a bunch of people collaborating on something, it takes the pressure off of each individual. ~ Megan Fox

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind. ~ Megan Fox

I hope you feel better about yourself. I hope you feel alive. I hope that good things happen to you, and I hope that when the inevitable bad things happen you can handle them and learn a lesson and move on. I hope you know you're not alone and I hope you spend plenty of time with your family and/or friends and I hope you write more and get a seven-figure book deal. I hope next year no more celebrities die and I hope you get an iPhone if you want one. Or maybe a pony. I hope someone writes a song for you on Valentines Day that's a bit like Hey There Delilah, and I hope they have a good singing voice, or at least one better than mine. I hope that you accept yourself the way you are, and figure out that losing 20 pounds isn't going to magically make you love yourself. I hope you read a lot. I hope you don't have to almost die to figure out how valuable life is. I hope you find the perfect nail polish/digital camera/home/life partner. I hope you stop being jealous of others. I hope you feel good, about yourself and the people around you and the world. I hope you eat heaps of salt and vinegar chips because they're the best kind. I hope you accomplish all your hopes & dreams & aspirations and are blissfully happy & get married to Edward Cullen/George Clooney/Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie (delete whichever are inappropriate) & ride a pretty white horse into the sunset & I hope it's all sweet and wonderful because you deserve it because you did well this year in the fa ~ Steph Bowe

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them. ~ Megan Fox

I've come to the realization that if I don't feel like sharing, then I'm just not going to share. But I'm not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn't really get me anywhere either. ~ Megan Fox

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. ~ Megan Fox

My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it. ~ Megan Fox

I was grounded for all of my childhood. Not most - all. ~ Megan Fox

I'm not a big family person. I'm more of a loner. ~ Megan Fox

I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. ~ Megan Fox

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it. ~ Megan Fox

There are a lot of people who think celebrities shouldn't complain, that the photography is just a price to pay for having this career. I guess that's bizarre. What they don't understand is that this is all stuff that's really new. ~ Megan Fox

I grew up craving the spotlight, and once it happened, I immediately recoiled. ~ Megan Fox

I love the beach, and I love sunshine. ~ Megan Fox

I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is. ~ Megan Fox

I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against - but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' ~ Megan Fox

It is very difficult to be under the microscope every moment of every day. Everything that leaves your mouth becomes this sensationalized news story, no matter what your intentions were when you first said it, so it becomes overwhelming. ~ Megan Fox

I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded. ~ Megan Fox

I was too young to have watched '90210.' ~ Megan Fox

I don't know if you're ever prepared for public scrutiny. I don't know if you can even mentally prepare yourself for it. But it is part of the job. It's maybe not the most pleasant part but I get to experience so many other things that I shouldn't be able to experience. So, that's the trade-off. ~ Megan Fox

I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels. ~ Megan Fox

All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. ~ Megan Fox

I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. ~ Megan Fox

I want to be invisible. ~ Megan Fox

I'm not on Twitter. ~ Megan Fox

Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones. ~ Megan Fox

Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being. ~ Megan Fox

I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe. ~ Megan Fox

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married. ~ Megan Fox