Kuritzky Neil Quotes

Why is ground round sold in a square package? ~ Neil Leckman

Is it worse to double park if you're cross eyed? ~ Neil Leckman

Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating? ~ Neil Leckman

We are all improved by the glow of memory. ~ Neil Gaiman

Forgetfulness can sometimes bring freedom of a sort ~ Neil Gaiman

Mrs. Whitaker found the Holy Grail; it was under a fur coat. ~ Neil Gaiman

I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!! ~ Neil Leckman

Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back ... ~ Neil Leckman

Dinosaurs are reptiles, sir," said Professor Steg. "We do not go in for milk. ~ Neil Gaiman

Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!! ~ Neil Leckman

Bad questions at employment interviews:
Is your drug test graded on a curve? ~ Neil Leckman

Don't be a moronic lump of blubbering, quaking, pathetic lard. ~ Neil Gaiman

NEIL GAIMAN near Kinsale, County Cork 15 January 2001 ~ Neil Gaiman

e was respecting Neil's decision to stand alone and wouldn't hover while Neil said his piece. Neil answered that trust with a small smile, and Andrew turned away. Neil would have watched him go ~ Nora Sakavic

We started our journey across the waistlands by folowing the enormous belt!! ~ Neil Leckman

I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!! ~ Neil Leckman

Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat ~ Neil Leckman

Our worries, fears and dreams make fantastic stories. Take them with you as you grow up. ~ Neil Gaiman

How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"? ~ Neil Leckman

Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties ... ~ Neil Leckman

How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer? ~ Neil Leckman

I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!! ~ Neil Leckman

Empolyee form fun
Who to contact in an emergency?
911 ~ Neil Leckman

I took the road less traveled, now I need a map. ~ Neil Leckman

Never mock a sin of mine until you have walked a mile in my moccasins ~ Neil Gevisser

If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses? ~ Neil Leckman

Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet! ~ Neil Leckman

I tok the road less traveled. Now I'm lost. ~ Neil Leckman

I took the road less travled, now I'm lost. ~ Neil Leckman

I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!! ~ Neil Leckman

You know what they say. One man's joke is another man's brother ~ Neil Leckman

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. ~ Neil Gaiman

My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!! ~ Neil Leckman

This was it, his life of crime and recreation about to officially start. ~ Neil Walker

The link to my online art portfolio for a chance to be shown in Brooklyn.

https://cheechwizard.see.me/ ~ Neil Leckman

How can you escape from your own conscience, the reality of your own actions? ~ Neil Walker

People named Tinkerbell name their daughters Susan. ~ Neil Gaiman

It occurred to me then that the man might not be mad; I found this far more disquieting than the alternative. ~ Neil Gaiman

Pharmacy drive-up window:
"Could I have your address?"
"Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!! ~ Neil Leckman

As sure as water's wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint you in the end. ~ Neil Gaiman

Why waste yourself doing something pointless, when you can spend your life being productive in your own eyes? ~ Neil Walker

You write. That's the hard bit that nobody sees. ~ Neil Gaiman

And there ain't nothin' like a friend who can tell you you're just pissin' in the wind.
Neil Young, "Ambulance Blues" from "On the Beach" (1974) ~ Neil Young

Self-loathing was on the agenda for the foreseeable future and he found it hard to imagine a way past it. ~ Neil Walker

Life imitates art, but clumsily, copying its movements when it thinks it isn't looking. ~ Neil Gaiman

Andrew raised a hand to Neil's face but stopped with his fingers just a breath from Neil's skin. Andrew wasn't looking at his injuries; he was staring at Neil's unguarded eyes. "Did I break my promise or were you keeping yours? ~ Nora Sakavic

Oh, Neil!" Andrew wiggled his cigarette at Neil in greeting.
"Hello."
"Can we talk?" Neil asked.
"Today's not a good day," Andrew said. "Try again tomorrow."
"I wouldn't crash your birthday party if it wasn't important."
Andrew grinned. "Sarcasm from Neil? Your repertoire of talents is ever-expanding."
"Two minutes," Neil said.
"So persistent. ~ Nora Sakavic

They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at least a rebate? ~ Neil Leckman

Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source. ~ Neil Leckman

If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!! ~ Neil Leckman

Rattle his bones
over the stones
its only a pauper
who nobody owns ~ Neil Gaiman

People tend to find books when they are ready for them. ~ Neil Gaiman

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think. ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson

I make them up,' I tell them. 'Out of my head. ~ Neil Gaiman

Do you know why I stopped being Delight, my brother? I do. There are things not in your book. There are paths outside this garden. ~ Neil Gaiman

I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!! ~ Neil Leckman

When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was. ~ Neil Leckman

It is good for children to find themselves facing the elements of a fairy tale - they are well-equipped to deal with these ~ Neil Gaiman

On the whole, stories don't write themselves. ~ Neil Gaiman

Only a mediocre man is always at his best, ~ Neil Peart

Pain hurts, just as greed intoxicates and lust burns. ~ Neil Gaiman

There is an enormous tentacle somewhere in these pages. ~ Neil Gaiman

You dumped me, and I don't exist anymore. ~ Neil Gaiman

I like stories where women save themselves. ~ Neil Gaiman

Hit me up at [email protected].
AWESOME! ~ Neil Pasricha

Whatever is happening, it can all be sorted out. ~ Neil Gaiman

We are writing the future in Letters of Fire. ~ Neil Gaiman

Scared my grandmother so much she nearly had kittens. ~ Neil Gaiman

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face. ~ Neil Young

LARRY NIVEN is best known as a science-fiction writer. ~ Neil Gaiman

Yesterday, all this was snow. Always winter, and never Christmas. ~ Neil Gaiman

Don't start anything you're not prepared to finish. ~ Neil Gaiman

He was me, yes. But I am not him. ~ Neil Gaiman

The way / your life is sharper once it's gone. ~ Neil Hilborn

Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me over. ~ Neil Gaiman

In America, the least amusing people are its professional entertainers. ~ Neil Postman

I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. ~ Neil Gaiman

All theories are oversimplifications, or at least lead to oversimplification. ~ Neil Postman

And he showed Shadow how to do the thing. ~ Neil Gaiman

Loki makes the world more interesting but less safe. He ~ Neil Gaiman

He looked like a big baby goose with acne. This ~ Neil Strauss

You don't pass or fail at being a person ~ Neil Gaiman

There's enough joy in birding to fill a lifetime. ~ Neil Hayward

I watched the needle take another man. ~ Neil Young

I missed her, deeply, painfully. But life goes on. ~ Neil Gaiman

enter the world of things as they are ~ Neil Gaiman

Nothin' sweeter than danger, boys, am I right? ~ Neil Simon

The black cat began to wash its face ~ Neil Gaiman

Even the oldest stories are new to somebody ... ~ Neil Gaiman

Bod was obedient but curious. ~ Neil Gaiman

Let's start a new tomorrow, today. ~ Neil Gaiman

Adventures suck when you're having them. ~ Neil Peart

Seek not revenge, but the Buddha. ~ Neil Gaiman

Piracy is the new radio. ~ Neil Young

Promise them anything, but do what you will. ~ Neil Gaiman

What's not to like about weightlifting? ~ Neil Gander

Project Hollywood had reached a new nadir. MYSTERY: ~ Neil Strauss

...There is no such thing as grown ups... ~ Neil Gaiman

Alas, respect for the truth compels perfect honesty ~ Neil Gaiman

just put the fear of God in them. ~ Neil Gaiman