Inspirational Humour Quotes

Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure ~ Harishankar Kaushik

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and hide behind a bush. ~ Peter James West

It's surprising what you can fail to achieve if you really put your mind to it. ~ Peter James West

Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until next week. ~ Peter James West

In the midst of thinking we r having fun, doing wrong knowingly, we humans tend to loose more than what we had/have. We know the price but still we do it. How hard is it to just do the right thing so to loose nothing? ~ Henry Lali

There is no greater offence than harbouring desires. There is no greater disaster than discontent. There is no greater misfortune than wanting more. ~ Laozi

I didn't know what I wanted to Be ... A sense that I had permanently botched things already, embarked on the trip without the map. and it scared me too, that I might end up as a mother of 3 working in a psychiatrist's office, or renting surfboards ... I guess I saw their lives as failed somehow, absent of the Big Win ... What is fate was an inherited trait? What if luck came through the genetic line, and the ability to "succeed" at your chosen "direction" was handed down, just like the family china? Maybe I was destined to be a weed too. ~ Deb Caletti

Some live Life strictly, following each and every rule rigidly. They go by the Book and get stuck by the Hook. Break free today, let conscience guide your way.-RVM ~ R.v.m.

Your family's history does not have to be your future legacy! ~ Jayce O'Neal

I think she's too ignorant to be a witch. ~ Muriel Spark

Why are dumb brutes so damned smart, anyway?'

'Why are us smart folk so often stupidly brutal, Quick Ben?' Trull asked.

'Stop trying to confuse me in my state of animal terror, Edur. ~ Steven Erikson

Nothing disappoints an atheist more than meeting God. ~ Srini Chandra

To brighten humanity.We must constantly give the gift that everyone really wants ... Love<3 Our world could really use more of it! Timothy Pina ~ Timothy Pina

Make a point to continually search for a better way of doing things, even when things are going well, to ensure that a better alternative has not been overlooked and to keep your creative talents in practice. ~ John C. Maxwell

Do you think ladies' eyebrows can communicate as well?" she asked.
"No, they don't have sufficient thicketry," he said with authority.
"Thicketry?"
"Yes, that is the official term. ~ Anne Gracie

What's a Dullahan?'
'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.'
'Headless?'
'Yes.'
'Seriously?'
'Yes.'
'So he has no head?'
'That's usually what headless means.'
'No head at all?'
'You're really getting hung up on this headless thing, aren't you?'
'It's just kind of silly, even for us.'
'Yet you spend your days with a living skeleton.'
'But at least he has a head.'
'True.'
'He even has a spare. ~ Derek Landy

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things. ~ Lawrence Dale Bell

You know what makes a person a fighter? It's not the amount of punches he can throw, or how long he can last in a ring. It's when he shows real courage and strength to overcome his battle wounds and scars. You have scars, killer. Own up to them. ~ Claudia Tan

Stand up against all abuse by standing up for your rights. Because truth is...any injustice is always too much
www.bullyingben.com ~ Timothy Pina

You can't make a cloudy day a sunny day, but can embrace it and decide it's going to be a good day after all. ~ Jane Lynch

In seven days God had created the Earth. In a single day mankind had turned it upside down. ~ Kristina McMorris

The weirdest love stories are always the best ~ Margaret Mazzantini

Nobody needs saving, just a little bit of empathy ~ John O'Callaghan

The world offers you comfort. But you were not made for comfort. You were made for greatness ~ Pope Benedict XVI

Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time, but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. ~ Kesha

Sometimes you're the protagonist and someone else is the hero. ~ A.D. Posey

Compassion dissolves ignorance. ~ Alaric Hutchinson

Percy let me go, she croaked. You can't pull me up.
Never ~ Rick Riordan

You have to remain cool under fire and let criticism roll off you. Good leaders handle conflict easily and bad ones are eaten up by it. ~ Donald Trump

If a man spreads his secret with his own tongue and blames another... then he is a fool. If his own breast is too narrow to conceal his own secret, then the breast of the one in whom he places it is even narrower. ~ Imam Ash-Shafi`i

For even the best artwork is a static thing of the eye alone, and words are by their nature linear. ~ Marie Brennan

If the Spray discovered no continents on her voyage, it may be that there were no more continents to be discovered. She did not seek new worlds, or sail to pow-wow about the dangers of the sea. ~ Joshua Slocum

Our children are extraordinary. As parents and guardians, we have to be bold and tell them if they attempt to walk in anyone else shoes, they are going to be highly disappointed because the shoes they are trying to walk in won't fit. ~ Charlena E. Jackson

Dispirited, unmotivated, unappreciated workers cannot compete in a highly competitive world. ~ Frances Hesselbein

If ye have a choice one way or another, don't risk it. Prepare yerself an' then come back, stronger 'n ever. Never pick a fight when angry; do it when ye've got a clear head an' a reason to risk yer life and others. Only stand up 'n fight when absolutely necessary, when it means saving a life rather than endangering more. ~ K.V. Wilson

Nature is always inviting you to see her beauty and power. She is attracting you with her dance, song, and love. ~ Debasish Mridha