Crawling Babies Quotes

You see, Ross, in every right marriage, in every good marriage a woman has to be three things, don't she? She's got to be a wife and look after a man's comforts in the way a man should be looked after. Then she's got to bear his children and get all swelled up like a summer pumpkin and then often-times feed them after and smell of babies and have them crawling all about her...But then, third, she has also to try and be his mistress at the same time; someone he is still interested in; someone he wants, not just the person who happens to be there and convenient; someone a bit mysterious...someone whose knee or -- or shoulder he wouldn't instantly recognize if he saw it beside him in bed. It's -- it's impossible. ~ Winston Graham

Crawling still gets you there. ~ Cynthia Lewis

People love babies, even sick babies. Even crack babies. But babies grow up to be kids. Nobody really wants messed up kids. And Moses was messed up. ~ Amy Harmon

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. ~ Margaret Mitchell

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. ~ Jeanne Moreau

Babies are living dolls with dancing smiles that come from the stars to still our hearts. ~ Debasish Mridha

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. ~ Samuel Johnson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. ~ Alison Gopnik

We've hired the calmest babies in the world to play the hysterical Thomas. One did finally start to cry but stopped every time Chris [Newman (assistant director)] yelled 'Action' ... Babies smiled all afternoon. Buddhist babies. They didn't cry once. We, however, were all in tears by 5 p.m. ~ Emma Thompson

When life gets you down, improvise as if crawling was part of the choreography. ~ Iveta Cherneva

One feels like crawling on all fours after reading your work. ~ Voltaire

Freedom is dangerous. Possibly crawling on all fours might be safer than standing upright, but we like the view better up there. ~ Isabel Paterson

How many colors are there in a field of grass to the crawling baby unaware of "green"? ~ Stan Brakhage

The Tralfamadorians tried to give Billy clues that would help him imagine sex in the invisible dimension. They told him that there could be no Earthling babies without male homosexuals. There could be babies without female homosexuals. There couldn't be babies without women over sixty-five years old. There could be babies without men over sixty-five. There couldn't be babies without other babies who had lived an hour or less after birth. And so on. It was gibberish to Billy. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

My mother says I was writing before I was crawling. I wrote in the dirt with a twig. ~ Alice Walker

Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks. ~ Demetri Martin

Babies, babies, babies! They're everywhere, aren't they? In our eyes, in our thoughts, in our arms, in our dreams. Sometimes, in our dreams, they are riding alpacas or juggling tacos - but that doesn't mean those dreams are necessarily about babies. Look, I'm not Freud. ~ Julie Klausner

A large number of people to begin crawling through those tunnels and caves looking for the bad folks. ~ Donald Rumsfeld

Babies are frightening
raw tyrants whose only kingdom is their own body. ~ Jeanette Winterson

I am this fiery snail crawling home. ~ Charles Bukowski

Babies? I want babies. They are so sweet and succulent. ~ Alina Meuangkhot

Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~ Don Herold

Morality comes from religion? There are no Baptist babies or Catholic babies or Muslim babies. Religion is imposed on children by adults and society, and morality is an evolutionary adaptation. Period. ~ Kelli Jae Baeli

Nyarlathotep ... the crawling chaos ... I am the last ... I will tell the audient void ... ~ H.P. Lovecraft

All babies are Buddha babies. ~ Joseph Campbell

Eating a peach is like eating a newborn baby's head. In that it's all soft and fuzzy. Not that peaches taste like babies. I don't eat babies. Or peaches, actually. Because they remind me of eating babies. Vicious circle, really. ~ Jenny Lawson

Keep cool my babies. ~ Conan O'Brien

Famous people don't want to be told that you have a quality in common with them. It makes them think there's something crawling in their clothes. ~ Don DeLillo

I want babies. Lots of babies. Of course! ~ Blake Lively

I am comfortable around babies and children because I have two of my own. ~ Clive Owen

In 1900, 180-plus out of every 1,000 African-American babies died. ~ Peter Diamandis

Yes, babies in the womb are human beings, but so what? ~ MaryElizabeth Williams

When you see the orbiter headed out the launch pad and then crawling up the hill and being hard down on the pad, it does something to you. ~ Alan G. Poindexter

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies. ~ Roberto Hogue

And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder crawling cooped we live and die, Lift not your hands to It for help-for it As impotently moves as you or I ~ Omar Khayyam

The world has become one big grassy knoll, crawling with lone gunmen who think they're the Warren Commission. ~ Ken MacLeod

Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two," she said. ~ Kate Atkinson

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm ~ David Cross

As a romance novelist, I have a rather skewed view of babies. You see, they don't typically fit into the classic structure of the romance novel - romance is about two people finding each other and falling in love against insurmountable odds. Babies ... well ... babies are complicated. ~ Sarah MacLean

I'm not cut out to lug babies around! ~ Sophie Hannah

I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought to lead. I follow it at a mighty distance, crawling ~ Seneca The Younger

Babies are the buds of life ready to bloom like a fresh flower to refresh humanity. ~ Debasish Mridha

If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families. ~ Adriana Lima

When we traveled for two and half days, we reached the Deads' road from which dead babies drove us, and when we reached there, we could not travel on it because of fearful dead babies, etc. which were still on it. ~ Amos Tutuola

I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. ~ Jeremih

Babies were dangerous ... they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening.
-Ella's thoughts ~ Lisa Kleypas

The Go-Go's were like my first babies. ~ Jane Wiedlin

That's why babies cry so much. All of a sudden having a body is a lot to deal with. ~ Ron Koertge

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. ~ David Z. Hirsch

Why did they make babies so damn small? And loud. Surely better arrangements could be made for the propagation of the human race. ~ Nora Roberts

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. ~ Princess Diana

Like the 'test tube babies' born of in vitro fertilization, cloned children need not be identifiable, much less freaks or outcasts. ~ Virginia Postrel

On a slightly unconnected note, I am sorry to report that babies, as a collective species, are largely oblivious to my charms. ~ Amruta Patil

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? ~ Candice Bergen

These babies ain't just guitars; these babies are living, breathing instruments. ~ Brenda Sutton Rose

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ~ Diablo Cody

What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth? ~ William Shakespeare

I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing ~ Darynda Jones

As an artist, you don't think about the parabola or the arc you're describing or where you're going to ultimately end up, you're just kind of crawling around, seeing what's out there. ~ Michael Nesmith

I've lately had two spiders Crawling upon my startled hopes
Now though thy friendly hand has brushed 'em from me, Yet still they crawl offensive to mine eyes: I would have some kind friend to tread upon 'em. ~ Colley Cibber

If I'm around spiders, my fear isn't so much the spider, but my fear is that I'm somewhere rustic and that spiders are crawling around. I must be in the woods. ~ Chuck Klosterman

You know, Henry, we're the only people who get born into the enemy camp. I mean, black babies get born into black families, Jewish babies get born into Jewish families, but gay babies, we get born into straight families. How we survive it all is a miracle. ~ Michael Nava

I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often. ~ Shakira

Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile. ~ Minnie Driver

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. ~ Norman Vincent Peale

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Because most infants spend more time looking at female faces - because there are more women than men taking care of babies - they comprehend them better: babies, at least those raised primarily by women, tend to see female faces as individuals and male faces as a category. (Women have identities; men are just men.) ~ Nicholas Day

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket. ~ Lish McBride

Don't give tips to friends who are about to have babies unless they ask! ~ Jamie Cullum

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. ~ Deepak Chopra

Be wild and boundless. Why are you crawling when you have wings of imagination? ~ Debasish Mridha

Healthy bodies make healthy babies so you have nothing to lose! ~ Heidi Murkoff

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. ~ H.L. Mencken

Oh, I don't wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too. ~ L.M. Montgomery

Here's the problem: we are taught nothing. How to sew, grow food, preserve food, build things, fix things, make fires, birth babies, care for babies, feed babies, move through time, grow old, die, grieve, change, sit still, be quiet. Still and quiet, endless Interneters, quiet, quiet, quiet. How to be alone, how to shut up and be ~ Elisa Albert

I do think about having babies a lot, actually. I think I look forward to that more than anything else. ~ Adam Rodriguez

Every bride is beautiful. It's like newborn babies or puppies. They can't help it. ~ Emme Rollins

You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we'll have a lot more of them. And they'll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Sometimes she plays a game now where she scatters her stuffed animals all over the living room. "Babies, babies," she mutters darkly as she covers them with white napkins. "Civil War Battlefield," we call it. ~ Jenny Offill

How can someone who has no mouth filter and kills with more glee than I thought humanly possible also coo over seedlings?" "Because they're my babies. And mamas love their babies. ~ Sarah Lyons Fleming

I hate that sense of entitlement or the sense of business crawling into playing music. ~ Joshua Homme

I love it so much I might agree to skip past friends and dating and have it's little gyro babies ~ Kiersten White

My body will never go back to what it was, and I wouldn't expect it to after three babies. ~ Kate Winslet

Mother's milk is soul food for babies. The babies of the world need a lot more soul food. ~ Ina May Gaskin

I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous. ~ Jacob M. Appel

I like babies, but not in the front row. I don't want to sing directly to a baby. ~ Jenny Lewis

I have never planned to have babies by a certain age. ~ Natalie Imbruglia

People talk to pets and babies to stop themselves going mad. ~ James Smythe

I certainly love getting to know the babies if I'm going to be working with them. ~ Jessica Raine

There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies. ~ Sharon Gless

There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. ~ Leon Kass

Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls. ~ Rita Levi-Montalcini

I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies. ~ Randall Terry

My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility. ~ Margaret Cho

Perfection only exists in babies and pastries. ~ Gayle Wray

New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we're watching. ~ Darnell Lamont Walker

I can remember crawling through the window where he was in the hospital ... He said, 'You have a gift ... keep training for me.' I s'pose those were the last words he ever spoke to me. ~ Dawn Fraser

What compromises women - babies, domesticity, mediocrity - compromises writing even more. ~ Rachel Cusk

Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back. ~ Robert Winston

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18. ~ Loretta Lynn