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#1. John, let me make one thing clear," Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. "Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis' penis would be larger than your penis." ...
... "Fuck all of you," John retorted. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination. - Author: David Wong
Stupid Boys quotes by David Wong
#2. Boy, everyone is stupid except me. - Author: Homer
Stupid Boys quotes by Homer
#3. Wait -- you kissed a girl you didn't like, tried to make me jealous, and almost got kicked out of school -- and you still didn't learn how to dance?' She looked at the ceiling. 'Why are boys so stupid? - Author: Varian Johnson
Stupid Boys quotes by Varian Johnson
#4. A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he can read distinctly; and yet there are some people who, as soon as they get on a horse, entirely undressed and untaught, fancy that by beating and spurring they will make him a dressed horse in one morning only. I would fain ask such stupid people whether by beating a boy they would teach him to read without first showing him the alphabet? Sure, they would beat him to death, before they would make him read. - Author: Monty Roberts
Stupid Boys quotes by Monty Roberts
#5. Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys. - Author: Jessica Park
Stupid Boys quotes by Jessica Park
#6. Sometimes we gotta be brave even when we're scared. We gotta not let being scared keep us from thinkin' straight. That's all brave is, boy, when you come right down to it, not lettin' the fear get you so turned around you start doin' stupid things, instead of what you know you ought to do. - Author: Poppy Z. Brite
Stupid Boys quotes by Poppy Z. Brite
#7. Ciba: "I thought you were supposed to be some big brave war hero. What about that goddamn gold star you polish every night?"
Natalya: "You know what this shiny piece of tin is, you fucking space cadet? It's the way stupid boys trick other stupid boys into dying for bullshit causes ... and I'm done acting like one of them. - Author: Brian K. Vaughan
Stupid Boys quotes by Brian K. Vaughan
#8. In schools the rather stupid boys who work always do better than the clever boy who's idle, but when the clever boy works – why then, he does what you've done this term. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
Stupid Boys quotes by W. Somerset Maugham
#9. Cept for Ben, who I can't describe much further without seeming soft and stupid and like a boy, so I won't, just to say that I never knew my pa, but if you woke up one day and had a choice of picking one from a selecshun, if someone said, here, then, boy, pick who you want, then Ben wouldn't be the worst choice you could make that morning. - Author: Patrick Ness
Stupid Boys quotes by Patrick Ness
#10. A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely resemble. I have yet to meet a bureaucrat who was not petty, dull, almost witless, crafty or stupid, an oppressor or a thief, a holder of little authority in which he delights, as a boy delights in possessing a vicious dog. Who can trust such creatures? - Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
Stupid Boys quotes by Marcus Tullius Cicero
#11. You need to get up in the morning and say, 'Boy, I'm going to - in my own stupid way - save the world today.' - Author: Carol Bellamy
Stupid Boys quotes by Carol Bellamy
#12. I wanted to tell them that I never knew that people like Dante existed in the world, people who looked at the stars, and knew the mysteries of water, and knew enough to know that birds belonged to the heavens and weren't meant to be shot down from their graceful flights by mean and stupid boys. I wanted to tell them that he had changed my life and that I would never be the same, not ever. - Author: Benjamin Alire Saenz
Stupid Boys quotes by Benjamin Alire Saenz
#13. You stay in touch with the boy who dreamed impossible dreams. - Author: Hugh Hefner
Stupid Boys quotes by Hugh Hefner
#14. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Author: Scott Adams
Stupid Boys quotes by Scott Adams
#15. A rock, I thought crazily. He'll pick up a rock. He'll break open my skull, my brain leaking onto the sand. He'll tighten his hands around my throat until my wind-pipe collapses.
The stupid things I thought of:
Sasha and her briny, childish mouth. How the un had looked in the tops of the trees lining my childhood driveway. Whether Suzanne knew I thought of her. How the mother must have begged, at the end. - Author: Emma Cline
Stupid Boys quotes by Emma Cline
#16. This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body. - Author: Walt Whitman
Stupid Boys quotes by Walt Whitman
#17. The school-boy doesn't force himself to learn his vocabularies and rules altogether at night, but knows that be must impress them again in the morning. - Author: Hermann Ebbinghaus
Stupid Boys quotes by Hermann Ebbinghaus
#18. It was a long-held, multiheaded sensation formed from judgment, experience, and envy, and she didn't care for it. It wasn't that she necessarily thought that her negative opinions on raven boys were wrong. It was just that knowing Gansey, Adam, Ronan, and Noah complicated what she did with those opinions. It had been a lot more straightforward when she'd just assumed that she could despise them all from the thin air of the moral high ground. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
Stupid Boys quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
#19. Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn't even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup, rather than blood. - Author: Jarod Kintz
Stupid Boys quotes by Jarod Kintz
#20. The minute I got skinny and got a nose job and became photogenic, and all of a sudden I had a bidding war, and every boy I ever wanted, wanted me. - Author: Courtney Love
Stupid Boys quotes by Courtney Love
#21. I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me. - Author: George Bernard Shaw
Stupid Boys quotes by George Bernard Shaw
#22. THE TROUBLE with the old boy network is you can never be really sure whether it's switched on or not and whether it's operating in your interest or some other old boy's. - Author: Ben Aaronovitch
Stupid Boys quotes by Ben Aaronovitch
#23. There's more, Anna. When we first got to California," she says, "you asked me if I remembered your birthday party." I nod, picking at a thread on her comforter. "I did remember. Matt was acting like such a space cadet that night after we got home – like he was floating. I can't believe I didn't figure it out, but of all the things that he could have been thinking about, you were the last – I mean, my mind just didn't even go there. You were like our sister."
"But I–"
"Wait – let me get this out." She looks at me hard, her broken wing eyebrow trembling to keep the tears back. "After I brushed my teeth, I walked into his room. He was sitting on his bed, playing with that blue glass necklace he always wore, a big smile on his face. Remember the necklace?"
The necklace.
"Of course."
"I asked him what was so funny. He jumped a little, not knowing I'd been watching him smile there like a goofy little kid. He said it was nothing – just that he had fun at the party. And I believed him, all the way up until the day I read your journal. That's when it all made sense. All the times he'd ask me about who you liked at school, or who wanted to take you to whatever dance."
She's quiet as I digest her story, putting the pieces together to form a complete whole from the missing half that's haunted me since that night – how did he really feel about me? Was it just one stupid moment, perpetuated a little too long, only to be forgotten as quickly as it came? A - Author: Sarah Ockler
Stupid Boys quotes by Sarah Ockler
#24. The boy will remain a son and never become a father. He will be forgotten by the crowd once his blood is rinsed clean from the ground; his sister will think of him but soon she will forget him, too. He will live on only in Han's memory, a child punished not for his own insincerity but someone else's disbelief. - Author: Yiyun Li
Stupid Boys quotes by Yiyun Li
#25. The quarterback? Wow. My mom wouldn't let me stand in the same checkout line as a high school senior. She's so lame.
She's not lame.
She thinks eighteen year old boys are dangerous. She calls them penises with hands and feet. Tell me that isn't lame. - Author: Kristin Hannah
Stupid Boys quotes by Kristin Hannah
#26. They feel very stupid and strange, the things going through your mind. You're making us very tired, with all your thinking of stupid imaginary impossible things. - Author: Orson Scott Card
Stupid Boys quotes by Orson Scott Card
#27. An instructed and intelligent people are always more decent and orderly than an ignorant and stupid one. - Author: Adam Smith
Stupid Boys quotes by Adam Smith
#28. I had a crush, but I'm not sure I actually had a crush on Sam Hunt. He was the face attached to it, but I don't really know much about him at all. I thought he played basketball, but I think it may have actually been volleyball. No matter. I took what I knew, and I filled in the details to my liking. It was fun. And also ridiculous. When you have a crush on a half-real, half-imaginary boy, you will always be disappointed. - Author: Emily P. Freeman
Stupid Boys quotes by Emily P. Freeman
#29. 'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. - Author: David Chase
Stupid Boys quotes by David Chase
#30. There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into 'Workaholics.' But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid. - Author: Adam DeVine
Stupid Boys quotes by Adam DeVine
#31. I dunno…After seeing him this summer at the beach, maybe Mama's onto something. I mean, let's face it--the boy's hot. You could do worse. Much worse."
"Yeah, well…there's more to it than looks," I grumble.
"Right. There's also intelligence--check. Talent--check. Character--check." She ticks each one off on her fingers. "As far as I can tell, he's got it all--the total package. I mean, okay, so he's the boy next door, and Mom and Laura Grace have been bugging you two about each other since forever. But seriously, what more do you want? - Author: Kristi Cook
Stupid Boys quotes by Kristi Cook
#32. It's not like that," Georgie said. "You'll see. It's more like you meet someone, and you fall in love, and you hope that that person is the one – and then at some point, you have to put down your chips. You just have to make a commitment and hope that you're right."
"No one else describes love that way." Heather frowned. "Maybe you're doing it wrong."
"Obviously I'm doing it wrong," Georgie said. "But I still think love feels that way for most people."
"So you think most people bet everything, their whole lives, on hope. Just hoping that what they're feeling is real."
"Real isn't relevant," Georgie said, turning completely to face Heather. "It's like... you're tossing a ball between you, and you're just hoping you can keep it in the air. And it has nothing to do with whether you love each other or not. If you didn't love each other, you wouldn't be playing this stupid game with the ball. You love each other – and you just hope you can keep the ball in play. - Author: Rainbow Rowell
Stupid Boys quotes by Rainbow Rowell
#33. It was the 'Are the boys doing it?' basis on which I finally decided I was against women wearing burkas. Yes, the idea is that it protects your modesty, and ensures that people regard you as a human being, rather than just a sexual object (...) But who are you being protected from? Men. And who - so long as you play by the rules, and wear the correct clothes - is protecting you from the men? Men. And who is it that is regarding you as a sexual object, instead of another human being, in the first place? Men.
Well. This all seems like quite a man-based problem, really. (...) I don't know why we're suddenly having to put things on our heads to make it better. - Author: Caitlin Moran
Stupid Boys quotes by Caitlin Moran
#34. Dr Smart-Allick, of Narkover, gave a powerful address in the Speech Hall last night.
He said that it was not always the timid fellow, with four conventional aces in his hand, who won the highest honours,
'"it is often," he said, "the fifth ace that makes all the difference between success and failure." He was loudly cheered from the fifth-form benches and at the end of the address a young master swarmed up a pillar and threw playing cards down among the boys. - Author: J.B. Morton
Stupid Boys quotes by J.B. Morton
#35. Just to held. Just to be needed. This stupid body, It stops everything, everything that I want. - Author: Rae Earl
Stupid Boys quotes by Rae Earl
#36. Who has more pockets than a magician?
A boy.
Whose pockets contain *more* than a magicians?
A boy's. - Author: Ray Bradbury
Stupid Boys quotes by Ray Bradbury
#37. It's lovely to see people so happy. - Author: Louisa May Alcott
Stupid Boys quotes by Louisa May Alcott
#38. They say that women dress for other women, but I don't think that's entirely true. If we want to look flossy out-and-about on a Friday night, we're dressing for the boys - and it's nice when they notice. - Author: Rachel Nichols
Stupid Boys quotes by Rachel Nichols
#39. Since we have had this baby with us, I have never again wondering why I never got pregnant. There is no doubt in my mind that God, in His wonderful way, was saving us to be the parents of this wonderful little boy. - Author: Kathleen Silber
Stupid Boys quotes by Kathleen Silber
#40. I went to a boys' school, and I didn't realize that most guys join bands because they wanted to get girls. I was not really focused on that the way everybody else was. - Author: Thom Yorke
Stupid Boys quotes by Thom Yorke
#41. One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches. - Author: Davey Havok
Stupid Boys quotes by Davey Havok
#42. Boys," Lindsay agreed, nodding. "What doesn't get lost in translation?"
"Things with the letter X in front of them," Rachel posited. "Like X-Box. And X-rated movies. - Author: Nenia Campbell
Stupid Boys quotes by Nenia Campbell
#43. Dedicated to all boys and girls who love horses but never have had one of their own - Author: Walter Farley
Stupid Boys quotes by Walter Farley
#44. I caught malaria, and the medicines caused a hallucination. I dreamt I won an Oscar for acting. I know it sounds stupid, but it was so real, and I just knew then it would happen. - Author: Rebel Wilson
Stupid Boys quotes by Rebel Wilson
#45. No fucking way. Commander? You ain't got enough stupid in you to be an officer," Jacqs blurted. - Author: Lyn Gala
Stupid Boys quotes by Lyn Gala
#46. I was one of the boys who made passes at girls who wore glasses. Any girl who was smarter than me - that was a huge turn-on. - Author: Ernest Cline
Stupid Boys quotes by Ernest Cline
#47. No boys, right? Especially the dude that walks around like that wolf kid from Twilight. - Author: Anonymous
Stupid Boys quotes by Anonymous
#48. These boys need women who can take the heat without meltin' like butter, and sometimes that heat is fiery. They need women who can give back their shit so they don't walk all over 'em and get bored out of their fucking skulls. And they need women who can go soft when the situation demands because they get hard knocks on a regular basis, sometimes literal y, and comin' home to somethin' soft is the only way to cope. - Author: Kristen Ashley
Stupid Boys quotes by Kristen Ashley
#49. And really it would profit little to write down what they said, for they knew each other so well that they could say anything they liked, which is tantamount to saying nothing, or saying such stupid, prosy things, as how to cook an omelette, or where to buy the best boots in London, which have no lustre taken from their setting, yet are positively of amazing beauty within it. For it has come about, by the wise economy of nature, that our modern spirit can almost dispense with language; the commonest expressions do, since no expressions do; hence, the most ordinary conversation is often the most poetic, and the most poetic is precisely that which cannot be written down. For which reasons we leave a great blank here, which must be taken to indicate that the space is filled to repletion. - Author: Virginia Woolf
Stupid Boys quotes by Virginia Woolf
#50. I hate what G.P. calls the New People, the new class people with their cars and their money and their tellies and their stupid vulgarities and their stupid crawling imitations of the bourgeoisie.
( ... )
The New People are still the poor people, it is the new form of poverty. The others hadn't any money and these haven't any soul. - Author: John Fowles
Stupid Boys quotes by John Fowles
#51. My voice as a filmmaker is always about boys searching for their fathers. And not only boys, but all children looking for those figures in their lives. - Author: Sheldon Candis
Stupid Boys quotes by Sheldon Candis
#52. And it's been so long since most of our boys have sailed they hardly know a poop deck from a chamber pot! - Author: Andrew Peterson
Stupid Boys quotes by Andrew Peterson

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