Dave Courtney Quotes

Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. ~ Dave Courtney

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one. ~ Dave Courtney

After my victory at the Warriors 1, the self-proclaimed and well named Monarch of the Underworld, Dave Courtney, came up to me and commended me when he said, 'Richy, you can hit, I'm fucking glad you're not hitting me.' The way Dave said it and the expression on his face made me laugh. ~ Stephen Richards

Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone. ~ Dave Courtney

Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash. ~ Dave Courtney

The sign of a good society is one that protect its weakest. The strong can always look after themselves. ~ Dave Courtney

Everything is starting to make a little more sense to me now. I love the idea that, first of all when I made the record I don't look at the music by classifying it. People have a problem classifying me as pop, or rock, or folk, or alt. The beauty for me is that a thirteen year old girl can fall in love with the record and so can her mom. I tend to gravitate towards artists that are timeless and don't sound dated. ~ Courtney Jaye

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. ~ Courtney Love

It is worth looking closer and remembering something Marcos Alvito told me: Statistics are like a bikini. They show so much, but they hide the most important parts. ~ Dave Zirin

You deserve to be reminded how beautiful you are.
And if you let me, I'll show you every day. ~ Courtney Peppernell

Sometimes a small thing was bigger than a big thing. ~ Courtney C. Stevens

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'. ~ Dave Barry

The manor looked smaller than Ash remembered, the stone of its facade honey-gold, not bleak and imposing. It had shrunk from the unassailable fortress that had loomed in Ash's head all these years. Now it was just a house. A big house, yes, but not the dark, menacing edifice he'd brooded over in his memory. ~ Courtney Milan

You see, I'm not really left-handed."

"No!" Robert and Oliver spike together in joint outrage.

Sebastian's eyes widened. "An infidel! Stone him!" He looked wildly around, found a scrap of paper on the floor, and hurled it ineffectually at him. "Die, fiend, die! ~ Courtney Milan

I don't feel like I'm standing in a position where I have some right above other people to say what I think. We should all be talking to each other about what we think is important - whether we're in politics, or whether we're checking out at a grocery store. We shouldn't put walls up between each other. ~ Dave Matthews

For a moment, she thought it natural in a way seeing a plane fall from the sky can seem natural, too. The horror comes later. ~ Dave Eggers

I guess because I had such a horrible life growing up, going from place to place not knowing what I was gonna do and ending up being homeless, there was a lot of pain and a lot of anger that was coming out through my guitar playing. ~ Dave Mustaine

What's the secret to success? It's no secret. You need a winning attitude, honesty and integrity, and a burning desire to succeed. ~ Dave Thomas

'Cerebus' is my attempt at a literary work. ~ Dave Sim

Now is not about gathering courage, it's about staying one step ahead of my fear. ~ Courtney Summers

I was regularly advised not to go into music, that I should give up that foolish dream. ~ Dave Matthews

That stupid saying "What you don't know can't hurt you" is ridiculous. What you don't know can kill you. If you don't know that tractor trailer trucks hurt when hitting you, then you can play in the middle of the interstate with no fear - but that doesn't mean you won't get killed. ~ Dave Ramsey

It's as if he wants me to say he could have stopped his dad, so he's handing me a whip to beat him. But I won't, because I'm glad he hid. Glad he's beside me instead of six feet under. ~ Courtney C. Stevens

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. ~ Dave Barry

The dog looked up in entreaty. Liquid brown eyes begged: Take me with you. I'll be good. Oh, the lies that dogs told. ~ Courtney Milan

You make me believe in happiness ... if I had my way, if anything were up to me, I'd never be without you. You are my purpose. ~ Courtney Kirchoff

I've always played sport. I played rugby, I was involved in athletics, I played cricket ... I'm an outdoors kind of guy. ~ Jai Courtney

No man has been able to do everything he wants without experiencing failures first. ~ Dave Shepp

In one case, a group of innocent American tourists was taken on a tour bus through a country the members later described as "either France or Sweden" and subjected to three days of looking at old, dirty buildings in cities where it was not possible to get a cheeseburger. ~ Dave Barry

The Bible got it wrong when it intimated that the valley contained the shadow of death. Death dwells in the high places. ~ Courtney Milan

I've always liked making things that don't deny the medium that they're made in. If it's collage, I'm happy for it to look like that. If it's a film made with computers, I don't mind that it looks like a film made with computers as long as it still has a feeling or a mood or an atmosphere that is relevant. ~ Dave McKean

I don't watch reality TV. ~ Dave Attell

Describing a Navy SEAL-
I have no idea what 'unconventional warfare' really means, but i'm pretty sure i was on my way to meet a man who could kill me in 7 different ways with a flip-flop. ~ Dave Gorman

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it. ~ Dave Barry

It does not make sense that we are allowing known potential weapons, not unlike those the 9-11 hijackers used to overcome the crews of four airplanes, to be taken aboard passenger aircraft. ~ Dave Reichert

Just this morning you didn't seem as though you had an aversion to me. You're here in your dying patient's house, eating dinner with his wife, drinking his whiskey and watching his wife play the piano in a dark room," she shook her head and pouted her lips. "You're already in bed with me. ~ Dave Newell

We also have a growing population of unwelcome out-of-town wildlife species that have come here and clearly intend to stay. Two invasive species in particular have caused serious concern: Burmese pythons, and New Yorkers. The New Yorkers have been coming here for years, which is weird because pretty much all they do once they get to Florida is bitch about how everything here sucks compared to the earthly paradise that is New York. They continue to root, loudly, for the Jets, the Knicks, the Mets, and the Yankees; they never stop declaring, loudly, that in New York the restaurants are better, the stores are nicer, the people are smarter, the public transportation is free of sharks, etc. The Burmese pythons are less obnoxious, but just as alarming in their own way. ~ Dave Barry

Knew each other in that honest, unmitigated way that people get to know you who meet you when you're still young. Before all the rest of it. Before it becomes both easier and harder to know yourself. ~ Laura Dave

The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares! ~ Dave Horowitz

Everybody makes mistakes. ~ Dave Pelzer

What can one do with one's hands when the camera is interested in other things? ~ Dave Eggers

Never in our silent moments of illusion do we sense the dark parallel that lives next to us. Nor do we suspect the carrier. ~ Kris Courtney

God I loved that man. Love flooded every cell in my body and I felt physically ill at the thought of never seeing him again. ~ Courtney Cole

We are scaling down is a painful statement to make to friends or family. ~ Dave Ramsey

I don't need any plastic in my body to validate me as a woman. ~ Courtney Love

In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. ~ Dave Barry

The weird thing is that working within an established story was actually kind of liberating. You know the beginning and middle and end, more or less, so there's less pressure to figure all that out. ~ Dave Eggers

You know one day, you're going to look back on these days. And everyone you went to high school with will either be getting married to each other, shitting out kids, or dropping dead like flies," when she spoke, Miss Jenson sighed at the end of every few words; she must have been narrating her own thoughts she might have otherwise kept to herself, "and everything you never did, you'll never be able to even try. ~ Dave Matthes

So Justo comes to listen. The language always has been the most important act of separation anyway, as the bond is to the words more than to the land. Since nothing on maps reflects their existence, the extent of their "country" is the range of their language. But like the dances, the flag, and the celebrations, the words are banned, making a prayer whispered in Basque as illegal as a call to arms in the public square. ~ Dave Boling

I would love to be on a show where I'm allowed to play a character that you're not suspicious of, from the get-go, and who's someone that you can just relax with, take in and like, right off the bat. ~ Courtney Ford

Distressed sighs!" Robert protested. "Not once did I stoop to distressed sighs! I might have emitted a manly huff of oppression. ~ Courtney Milan

The woman serving me was wearing a white sports bra that looked like it had been mauled by tigers
desert isle chic. ~ Dave Eggers

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. ~ Dave Mustaine

If you found a cure for cancer, wouldn't it be inconceivable to hide it from the rest of mankind? How much more inconceivable to keep silent the cure from the eternal wages of death. ~ Dave Davidson