Cm Punk Quotes

Straight edge means I'm better than you. ~ CM Punk

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it. ~ CM Punk

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face. ~ CM Punk

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS. ~ CM Punk

My name's Punk. CM Punk. ~ CM Punk

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees! ~ CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. ~ CM Punk

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. ~ CM Punk

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. ~ CM Punk

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. ~ CM Punk

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time. ~ CM Punk

He spilled my diet soda! ~ CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. ~ CM Punk

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it. ~ CM Punk

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ... ~ CM Punk

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that. ~ CM Punk

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need. ~ CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. ~ CM Punk

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it. ~ CM Punk

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house. ~ CM Punk

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler ~ CM Punk

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that. ~ CM Punk

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them. ~ CM Punk

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal. ~ CM Punk

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am. ~ CM Punk

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table. ~ CM Punk

I am officially a member of The New Breed! ~ CM Punk

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?! ~ CM Punk

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL ~ CM Punk

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! ~ CM Punk

Is he under the influence or something? ~ CM Punk

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. ~ CM Punk

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad. ~ CM Punk

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style. ~ CM Punk

I am The Catalyst of Change ~ CM Punk

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes! ~ CM Punk

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please? ~ CM Punk

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? ~ CM Punk

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! ~ CM Punk

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream. ~ CM Punk

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic. ~ CM Punk

Wherever I am, I think it's my show. ~ CM Punk

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl ... Your problem is your girl staying away from me! ~ CM Punk

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you. ~ CM Punk

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people. ~ CM Punk

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat? ~ CM Punk

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. ~ CM Punk

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed. ~ CM Punk

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. ~ CM Punk

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me. ~ CM Punk

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking. ~ CM Punk

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. ~ Stephanie McMahon

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers. ~ Jim Ross

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again. ~ CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. ~ CM Punk

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of. ~ CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! ~ CM Punk

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else. ~ CM Punk

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it. ~ CM Punk

I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me real quick. I kind of basically looked at it as my retirement plan now. That's definitely something I can do when I'm not wrestling anymore. And believe it or not - this sounds horrible - but it was really easy for me. I would really love to do both. I'd love to wrestle and do commentary, I think that would be awesome. ~ CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. ~ CM Punk

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight. ~ CM Punk

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE ~ CM Punk

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who. ~ CM Punk

I owe my career to Paul Heyman. ~ CM Punk

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts. ~ CM Punk

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way. ~ CM Punk

It's a good thing a DUI's job security. ~ CM Punk

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that. ~ CM Punk

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash. ~ CM Punk

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now. ~ CM Punk

People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system. ~ CM Punk

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony. ~ CM Punk

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not. ~ CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table! ~ CM Punk

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? ~ CM Punk

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great. ~ CM Punk

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. ~ CM Punk

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! ~ CM Punk

Best of luck in your future endeavors! ~ CM Punk

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque ~ CM Punk

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same. ~ CM Punk

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one. ~ CM Punk

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!. ~ CM Punk

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk. ~ CM Punk

We have the worst security! ~ CM Punk

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy. ~ CM Punk

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena ~ CM Punk

You're not funny and nobody likes you! ~ CM Punk

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though. ~ CM Punk

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me. ~ CM Punk

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard. ~ CM Punk

Security, we have a jumper! Security? ~ CM Punk

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! ~ CM Punk

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back. ~ CM Punk

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings ... that didn't end ... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining. ~ CM Punk

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you. ~ CM Punk

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria. ~ CM Punk

...publishing ransom notes until the punk gets it... ~ Punk Hostage Press

In reality punk people are usually the gentlest, kindest folks you'll ever know. They're like hippies, only they wear way more black. ~ Kate Rockland