Zach Jacobs Quotes

...'beard' isn't really a superpower. ~ Amy Leigh Strickland

Not TV or illegal drugs but the automobile has been the chief destroyer of American communities. ~ Jane Jacobs

Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth. ~ Jane Jacobs

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. ~ Zach Braff

You are the best!"
He smiled. "Remember this always, and we will have no more problems between us in the future. ~ Chloe Jacobs

That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Being on a lunchbox was awesome, and being on a thermos was pretty cool, too. ~ Zach Galligan

Hell! His beard grows fast as blazes, like a damp wicket in springtime sun, green, and Rachel's skin is so fine, his bristles can score her red the way a new ball marks a bat, English alum on English unbleached willow, finest quality, special selection, Rachel-grade. Zach, my man, you have cricket on the brain! Thomas has asked him to play on Sunday. Bring Rachel, he said. Thomas 'All Souls' Aubry, gentleman, corinthian at heart, and half French yet more English than a true-born. ~ Emma Richler

I mean, what's eleven million people now days? ~ Zach Braff

Even mistakes can get you one step further. ~ Marc Jacobs

When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died. ~ Harriet Ann Jacobs

It's all about loyalty and collaboration, gathering your gang around you, finding your soulmate in filmmaking because it is a collaborative process. When failure happens, that family you gathered regroups around you and gives you the fresh energy you're lacking. ~ Matthew Jacobs

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people? ~ Zach Galifianakis

I spent one semester in Air Force ROTC, as I wanted to be a pilot. ~ Katie Jacobs Stanton

Notwithstanding my grandmother's long and faithful service to her owners, not one of her children escaped the auction block. These God-breathing machines are no more, in the sight of their masters, than the cotton they plant, or the horses they tend. ~ Harriet Ann Jacobs

A friend of mine wrote a script, a feminist romantic comedy. She had a feminist scholar consult on it. My friend said, 'Oh, my friend Gillian read it and really loved it.' She goes, 'Gillian Jacobs, you mean: Britta Perry, feminist icon?' ~ Gillian Jacobs

My real last name is Galifianakisburg. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Zach was beautiful on his worst day. But a horny Zach was a thing of fantasies. ~ Sarina Bowen

I don't think there is ever a wrong time for a polka dot. ~ Marc Jacobs

I'm really excited that 'The Other Woman' did so well at the box office, and I hope that will keep encouraging people to make movies about women, starring women, about female friendships. More. Please. ~ Gillian Jacobs

And so, each day, several thousand more acres of our countryside are eaten by the bulldozers, covered by pavement, dotted with suburbanites who have killed the thing they thought they came to find. ~ Jane Jacobs

A sellout is putting your name on any piece of crap and then expecting people to buy it because it's got your name on it. That's what a sellout is to me. ~ Marc Jacobs

Mapping does not purport to create an idealistic vision where all teachers agree, love one another, and gather around a campfire and sing 'Curriculum Kumbaya.' What it can develop is a sense of place, of respect, and of new grounds for discussion, disputes, and direction. ~ Heidi Hayes Jacobs

Privacy is precious in cities. It is indispensable. Perhaps it is precious and indispensable everywhere, but in most places you cannot get it. In small settlements everyone knows your affairs. In the city everyone does not - only those you choose to tell will know much about you. ~ Jane Jacobs

Yeah, but will it hurt?"' I asked.
"This is science, Zach," Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. "Of course it will hurt. ~ John Zakour

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective. ~ Zach Galifianakis

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar. ~ Zach Braff

Probably the most important element in intricacy is centering. Good small parks typically have a place somewhere within them commonly understood to be the center - at the very least a main crossroads and pausing point, a climax. ~ Jane Jacobs

I know the name of Turkey's leading avant-guard publication. I know that John Quincy Adams married for money. I know that Bud Abbott was a double-crosser, that absentee ballots are very popular in Ireland, and that dwarves have prominent buttocks. ~ A. J. Jacobs

I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?' ~ Zach Galifianakis

My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs. ~ Gillian Jacobs

In some ways, I feel like I've been such a dilettante for so many years, just picking up instruments and stretching myself so thin. ~ Zach Condon

I was so grateful to be independent of the academic establishment. I thought, how awful it would be to have my future hinge on such people and such decisions. ~ Jane Jacobs

Remember, sometimes you have to look beyond the weirdness. It's like the temple in ancient Jerusalem. If you went there, you'd see oxen being slaughtered and all sorts of things. But look beyond the weirdness, to what it means. ~ A. J. Jacobs

You already are the guy I deserve."
"No, Zach," he said, shaking his head. "I'm just the guy you love. ~ Marie Sexton

Zach had brought her a dog. ~ Jennifer Crusie

We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border. ~ Zach Wamp

Why should we always try to be true to our natural selves? What if our natural selves are assholes? Stalin was true to himself ~ A. J. Jacobs

I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. ~ Brandon Jacobs

You don't do that to me. I'm Branley Jacobs!" She says her own name the way most of the guys do, a mix of How the Hell Can That Even Exist and Can I Make It Mine? ~ Mindy McGinnis

When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours, but when I got braces, that messed up my ability to play, so all of a sudden I had all this free time. ~ Zach Woods

The point of cities is multiplicity of choice. ~ Jane Jacobs

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff. ~ Zach Braff

The author jokes that the culture at his first job at Entertainment Weekly chased away the worthwhile aspects of his Brown education, but in so doing he makes a subtle point about the profound impact of the culture with which we surround ourselves and how easily we can be defined and constrained by our jobs. ~ A. J. Jacobs

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true. ~ Zach Braff

What's exciting about the Bay Area, is that people are not waiting for permission from the industry to make movies - unlike Los Angeles or New York, where you can get stuck into that desire of raising a big budget, or working with the studios. ~ Matthew Jacobs

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown. ~ Zach Braff