Rachel Zoe Funny Quotes

It's better to have fewer things of quality than too much expendable junk. ~ Rachel Zoe

It felt like the times were good, like we were remembering a time before Rachel died, even though things were never this good then, because they were just normal, and ordinary is never the kind if good you remember. ~ Zoe Whittall

I've really hung in there with my BlackBerry. The main reason I like it better than an iPhone is that I can type better. I saw Rachel Zoe using a white one and I was jealous. The risk, of course, is that it could look like a Lady BIC. I've just learned to own it though. ~ Andy Cohen

No one wants to stay in the tabloids. But it's actually not a terrible place to start. ~ Rachel Zoe

I need to buy some postcards to send to Mom and Dad,' said Ian, heading up the steas to the Captain's Quill Bookshop. 'I also want to send some funny ones to Jackson and some of my other friends.'
'I'll get one for my mom,' said Zoe.
But as she sorted through the postcards, she remembered her mom was travling all summer without a fixed address, and email was a no-go because Granddad didn't own a computer. She didn't have the addresses of any of her friends with her, either-not that she had many friends. ~ Christine Brodien-Jones

The thing that I really look for in people is enthusiasm and excitement and, not to sound really sappy, that fire in their eyes. ~ Rachel Zoe

I try to compartmentalize as much as possible, and I have the most amazing team in the world. They really set up my time in a way that is completely efficient all the time. ~ Rachel Zoe

I'm a Virgo and I'm more - I don't want to say 'negative' - but I'm the girl who thinks no one's coming to my birthday party, no one's buying my clothes, no one's reading my book, no one's watching my show - that's just how I think. ~ Rachel Zoe

I'm not a tough boss in that I don't raise my voice, I don't freak out, and I don't have a temper most of the time. ~ Rachel Zoe

When he stepped back, I cradled the cups so my moobs spilled into them, and said, "I don't even need the implants."

"For the zillionth time," Lydia said, "they're not 'implants.' We're not performing surgery here, though if you use that word one more time, I might be tempted to get out an X-acto knife and make your wish come true."

I clasped the bra closer to my chest. ~ Zoe X. Rider

Everyone wants to be a stylist. If you know that's your calling, then you need to intern as much a humanly possible. You need to go to fashion school if you can. ~ Rachel Zoe

I think from my earliest childhood, I liked to tell stories, put on plays and write things. It's funny to think of it as an "artistic bug" because I didn't necessarily want to be an artist. It's just who I was and how I communicate. ~ Zoe Kazan

You can't get dressed without good hair. ~ Rachel Zoe

As far as I can remember, every dime I ever had went to something extravagant. I would rather spend more, buy fewer items and have them forever. ~ Rachel Zoe

Fall 2013 was inspired by the 1970s equestrian lifestyle. I wanted to incorporate the moody and romantic - intricate baroque detailing and classic menswear elements - with something tougher and edgier in a nod to London's rock n' roll underground. ~ Rachel Zoe

I am definitely a perfectionist, and I do like things a certain way. But as I have got older, I would say that I am a little bit less of a control freak. ~ Rachel Zoe

What happens style wise behind closed doors, in your home, shouldn't be incidental. Home isn't just where you stow your things or sack out for the night. It should be your private escape. ~ Rachel Zoe

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. ~ Zoe Cruz

It's really unfair to working women in America who read celebrity news and think, 'Why can't I lose weight when I've had a baby?' Well, everyone you're reading about has money for a trainer and a chef. That doesn't make it realistic. ~ Rachel Zoe

You don't have to be famous to live out your own red carpet moment. ~ Rachel Zoe

All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does! ~ Rachel Zoe

I couldn't love fashion more, like I don't think it's possible to love fashion more. I will say, since I've had my son ... he has surpassed that love ~ Rachel Zoe

I don't deal in pretentious kids' parties. ~ Rachel Zoe

We've had Audrey Hepburn, we've had Twiggy, we've had Veruschka, we've had Kate Moss. I'm trying to figure out why I am to blame for skinniness. ~ Rachel Zoe

I've always been obsessed with style and glamor and if I want anyone to get anything out of my book, it's how we can all have them in our lives. ~ Rachel Zoe

I see BOLD accessories as a woman's armor. ~ Rachel Zoe

Style is what one creates ... glamou r is a state of mind. ~ Rachel Zoe

I love Fall Fashion Week because it means lots of layering, long sweaters and vintage coats. ~ Rachel Zoe

I don't think that people should wear dresses two sizes too small. I just think that sexiness is better left to the imagination. It's just more tasteful. ~ Rachel Zoe

I think when you're really stressed out and can't really face reality ... you shop. ~ Rachel Zoe

Girls, to me, growing up were very, very petty and didn't want me to succeed and didn't want the best for me. ~ Rachel Zoe

I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day. ~ Rachel Zoe

Zoe, I--Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back.

"What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a large brown muffin against her chest.

With a shaky hand, he pointed at the offending item that she dared bring into his house. "What the hell is that?"

She looked down and frowned. "My muffin?"

"How could you?" he demanded hoarsely as he shook his head in disgust.

"What the hell are you freaking out about?" she demanded, looking around again.

"That shirt!" he said, pointing wildly towards the Red Sox shirt that she dared to wear in his presence. "What the hell were you thinking? ~ R.L. Mathewson

I would do fragrance. I'm a fragrance fanatic. ~ Rachel Zoe

I am a child of the '70s, so I love classic rock - Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Van Morrison, and I also love Coldplay. ~ Rachel Zoe

My first job, I worked at 'YM' and I had an extremely tough boss who made me cry every single day. But what I took away from that was how I would never be. ~ Rachel Zoe

I love Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz, Maggie Smith and Judi Dench as well. They're all wonderful and they're very inspiring. ~ Zoe Tapper

Tom Ford does everything perfect. ~ Rachel Zoe

In my mind, being overdressed is not a bad thing at all. What's the worst case scenario? That you are the best-dressed person in the room? Who cares! ~ Rachel Zoe

I did not have a van, or wear Birkenstocks and tie-dyes. ~ Rachel Zoe