Joel Ross Quotes

We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming. ~ Joel N. Ross

After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo ~ Joel N. Ross

Why would they follow me?" I asked Swedish. "It doesn't make sense."
"They're made of trash and Fog," he said. "You think they make sense? ~ Joel N. Ross

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. ~ Joel N. Ross

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! ~ Joel N. Ross

If Chess is the switch," Loretta said, "how does he turn the Fog off?"

Bea bit her lower lip. "I don't know - ask Chess."
"How would I know?" I said. "You try being a switch. ~ Joel N. Ross

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... ~ Joel N. Ross

Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! ~ Joel N. Ross

Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny."
"Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. ~ Joel N. Ross

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. ~ Joel N. Ross

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?"
"I know - it's a dream come true! ~ Joel N. Ross

Without a strategy, an organization is like a ship without a rudder, going around in circles. It's like a tramp; it has no place to go. ~ Joel Ross

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it ~ Billy Joel

Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. HEBREWS 11:1 ~ Joel Osteen

He caught Kin's eye and grinned again. Joel often grinned. Palaeolithic genes had somehow met again at his conception, and a slab face like Joel's had to smile frequently lest it frighten small children. When his face brightened it was like the dawn of Man. They spoke, and not merely with words. Between them they were 400 years old. Now words were mere flatcars on which towered cargoes of nuance and expression. ~ Terry Pratchett

Joel had quickly become a massive happy in my life. In such a small amount of time he had become everything I had never realised I wanted. ~ Megan Keith

You only need two waves in a heat, so I try and keep my surfs short and sweet and not too draining. Keep them intense and try and get the two best waves I can. ~ Joel Parkinson

No matter where you go, your problems go with you. ~ Joel Dicker

Your destiny is too great, your assignment too important, your time too valuable. Don't let fear intimidate you. ~ Joel Osteen

I actually wrote the song first as "well, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday." That bit. Then I said, You know what? It needs some kind of an introduction to kind of set the mood and set the flavor. So I just played this kind of cocktail lounge thing, the hustle and bustle of waitresses going by - that kind of thing. ~ Billy Joel

I've always loved books. My mother told me that before I could talk, I'd babble in my crib as I turned the pages of my little cloth books, apparently telling stories to go along with the pictures. ~ JoAnn Ross

Practically, administrative agencies often work out of the public's eye to implement the laws passed by Congress and the executive orders signed by the president. ~ Joel B. Teitelbaum

I want the services to look and sound like the Grammys. It's not showy, but we represent God, and it should be first class. ~ Joel Osteen

An alternative food system is rising up on the margins," Joel continued. "One day Frank Perdue and Don Tyson are going to wake up and find that their world has changed. It won't happen overnight, but it will happen, just as it did for those Catholic priests who came to church one Sunday morning only to find that, my goodness, there aren't as many people in the pews today. Where in the world has everybody gone? ~ Michael Pollan

We must protect each other against the attacks of those self-appointed watchdogs of patriotism now abroad in the land who irresponsibly pin red labels on anyone whom they wish to destroy ... [Academic professionals are the only person competant to differentiate between honest independents and the Communists.] This is our responsibility. It is not a pleasant task. But if it is left to outsiders, the distinction is not likely to be made and those independent critics of social institutions among us who are one of the glories of a true university could be silenced. ~ Joel Henry Hildebrand

I believe that we are solely responsible for our choices, and we have to accept the consequences of every deed, word, and thought throughout our lifetime. ~ Elisabeth Kubler Ross

I was thinking of the Four Seasons, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, and when I was thinking "Uptown Girl!" I was trying to sing like Frankie Valli. They had a song called "Ragdoll," which was about a poor girl and a rich guy. So I just flipped it around and made it about a rich girl and a poor guy. ~ Billy Joel

The action genre is kind of designed for a young male audience. But we found on 'The Matrix' that we hit the Valhalla of movie making, which is the four quadrant audience - the young male audience, the older male audience, the young female audience and the older female audience. ~ Joel Silver

The downside to gun control is genocide. ~ John Ross

All non-trivial abstractions, to some degree, are leaky. ~ Joel Spolsky

God can make your enemies your footstool. ~ Joel Osteen

The Harvard Law of Animal Behavior holds that under controlled experimental conditions of temperature, time, lighting, feeding, and training, the organism will behave as it damn well pleases. ~ Joel Garreau

At one time or another, we have all faced the temptation to disconnect by giving someone the silent treatment. After being married to Joel for more than twenty-one years, I have learned that is not the best way to handle a disagreement. ~ Victoria Osteen

In France today, people no longer eat as much heavy food and fat as they did 15 or 20 years ago. These days, French cooking, through the influence of 'grande cuisine,' has become a bit lighter. And we are beginning to discover the original flavors of our produce. ~ Joel Robuchon

Tourists and transients lived in hotels and motels along the waterfront. Behind them a belt of slums lay ten blocks deep, where the darker half of the population lived and died. On the other side of the tracks - the tracks were there - the business section wore its old Spanish facades like icing on a stale cake. ~ Ross Macdonald

I listen to some Kevin Gates, Rick Ross, Fabolous. ~ Marshawn Lynch

God wants you to have a good life, a life filled with love, joy, peace, and fulfillment. That doesn't mean it will always be easy, but it does mean that it will always be good. ~ Joel Osteen

Press conferences are good. I have my own philosophy about press conferences. I usually think that when they don't like the movie, they ask about other things. ~ Joel Silver

Prepare for the day you will die, and then begin living. ~ JOEL NYARANGI AKOYA

The physician who waits until dead certain of a diagnosis before acting is likely to wind up with a dead patient. Sometimes things develop so rapidly that only early action-back when you're still somewhat uncertain-stands a chance of being effective, as in catching cancer before it metastasizes. ~ Joel Garreau

An ugly woman with a gun is a terrible thing. ~ Ross Macdonald

My belief as a Christian is when we receive Christ as salvation, that that gives us a guarantee for Heaven. ~ Joel Osteen

I had never before seen somebody I admired understand what was expected of him, choose to act otherwise, and be happier for it. For the first time in my life I realized that it was possible to reinvent oneself. ~ Joel Derfner

It's very common to implement mob grazing and double your production for a per-acre capitalisation investment ... because it doesn't take any more corraling, no more electricity, rent, machinery or labour to double your production on an existing place. ~ Joel Salatin

When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, and, then, I got waylaid - that's probably an unfair way to say it - from being a rock star by the musical theatre stuff, which I love doing. ~ Jason Robert Brown

Definitely when you get handed roles like Joel in 'The Last of Us,' that's something that will change your life, and I learned so much from that role. ~ Troy Baker

The dubbing of the music and effects is really incredible today. You're feeling gun shots. I mean, it's not the way people say it is, but the gunshot sounds real. And cars sound real. Among the many things in the evolution (of movies) is to make the sound in the movie incredible. That's what you feel. ~ Joel Silver

ROSS PEROT was the best thing that happened in American politics since Richard Nixon acquired a taste for gin. In both cases, the political dialogue of the day was enriched by spontaneous gibberish that entertained the wrong people and made the right ones question their faith. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

If uncertain, it's best to pass by a possibly good dog than risk injury. ~ Joel M. McMains

Not so much a trickle down as a dragging-along. ~ Joel Mokyr

It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years. ~ Ross Perot

Forget about banks that are too big to fail; the focus should be on cities, municipalities and countries that are too big to fail. ~ Andrew Ross Sorkin

What I learned from this movie, 40 Days and 40 Nights: Abstinence can be a very good thing. Especially from box offices where this film is playing. ~ Joel Siegel

Time is indifferent of the events and triumphs and tragedies of mankind, and really even, for the most part, of its own inexorable passage. ~ Ross Turner

Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to unwrap a present. Buy Scroogenomics for your friends and family. It makes the perfect Christmas gift. ~ Ian Ayres

Don't you hear people saying things you can't believe they're saying? ~ Joel Schumacher