Joe Friday Quotes

Joe Louis was one of my closest friends ... I'm a great boxing fan. I used to go to the American Legion Stadium in Hollywood, every Friday night for 15 years. Down the aisle would come Lupe Velez, Johnny Weismuller, Mae West. All at ringside. ~ Mickey Rooney

The facts mam, just the facts. ~ Sgt Joe Friday Dragnet Series

In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which point, Joe Biden ran in and started giving Bruce a shoulder rub. ~ Jimmy Fallon

I spent the last Friday of summer vacation spreading hot, sticky tar across the roof of George Washington High. My companions were Dopey, Toothless, and Joe, the brain surgeons in charge of building maintenance. At least they were getting paid. I was working forty feet above the ground, breathing in sulfur fumes from Satan's vomitorium, for free.
Character building, my father said.
Mandatory community service, the judge said. Court-ordered restitution for the Foul Deed. He nailed me with the bill for the damage I had done, which meant I had to sell my car and bust my hump at a landscaping company all summer. Oh, and he gave me six months of meetings with a probation officer who thought I was a waste of human flesh.
Still, it was better than jail.
I pushed the mop back and forth, trying to coat the seams evenly. We didn't want any rain getting into the building and destroying the classrooms. Didn't want to hurt the school. No, sir, we sure didn't. ~ Laurie Halse Anderson

Joe Biden will speak to the nation's largest gay rights group during a human rights convention on Friday. Then on Saturday, he is scheduled to speak to them again to apologize for whatever he said in Friday's speech. ~ Jimmy Fallon

When they got to thew bottom of the stairwell, they stopped dead. Blay's father was facing off with a lesser, a Civil War sword in one hand, a dagger in the other.
Behind his Joe Friday glasses, his eyes were lit like torches, and they flicked over for a split second. "Stay out of this. This one's mine."
The shit was done faster than you can say, Ninja Dad.
Blay's father went Ginsu on the slayer, carving the thing up like a turkey, then stabbing it back to the Omega. ~ J.R. Ward

We have to make sure the Good Friday Agreement works. ~ Gerry Adams

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not. ~ Nancy Friday

Because society would rather we always wore a pretty face, women have been trained to cut off anger. ~ Nancy Friday

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ~ Noel Coward

People get nervous when things move to Friday. Friday has become a landscape where shows just don't do very well as business for the network. ~ J.H. Wyman

It's Friday; you ain't got no job ... you ain't got shit to do ~ Nancy Friday

If Your church says they want revival, check out their midweek prayer service. Someone may be lying ~ Joe Joe Dawson

We woke up today happy that it was Friday, but didn't know why. Every day is Friday for us. But we're still happy it's Friday. We ~ Matt Smith

If you've got some news that you don't want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon 4:00 pm. ~ David Gergen

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. ~ Ravi Zacharias

The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin. ~ Gerry Adams

The miracle of Good Friday is that there was no miracle. Legions of angels stood - with swords sheathed - watching as the Son took our place. ~ Mark Hart

No matter what the storm clouds bring, you can face your pain with courage and hope. For two thousand years ago-six hours, one Friday-Christ firmly planted in bedrock three solid anchor points that we can all cling to. For the heart scarred with futility, that Friday holds purpose. For the life blackened with failure, that Friday holds forgiveness. And for the soul looking into the tunnel of death, that Friday holds deliverance. ~ Max Lucado

Some people say that Friday is the end of the week, but for me, it's only the beginning.
Happy Friday, and say "Hello" to the weekend. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

Andy Paley got us a show opening for his band at an outdoor show at Simmon's College, on a Friday. ~ Jonathan Richman

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. ~ Fulton J. Sheen

Pakistan now is like a horror film franchise. You know, it's 'Friday the 13th, Episode 63: The Terrorist from Pakistan.' And each time we hear of Pakistan it's in that context. ~ Mohsin Hamid

No more room in hell? Fuck that, I made a reservation! ~ Wednesday Lee Friday

Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights when Suzy wore her dresses down tight. ~ Elton John

Compromise is only comfortable to the man who is outside the presence of God. ~ Joe Joe Dawson

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? ~ Joy Behar

Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it. ~ James Joyce

It was before Vatican II and the liberalization of church doctrine. You weren't meant to eat meat on Friday in deference to Christ, who died on Friday. If you did, you went to hell, . That way, Hitler would be in hell alongside someone who ate meat on Friday. I thought there was no justice there. ~ Christopher Durang

No point in destroying Wednesday thinking about Friday. This one-day-at-a-time thing really worked. Friday ~ Maeve Binchy

Your secret sin vs your destiny you decide which one wins. ~ Joe Joe Dawson

The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope - or at least give it 48 hours. ~ Robert Breault

When you know how you look in God's eyes, you don't care what the world sees! ~ Joe Joe Dawson

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning. ~ Patty Duke

I, myself, don't like to see a film on Friday night and then forget it by the next day. ~ Julia Leigh

Almost All Christians want to taste the fruits of revival but only a few will do what's necessary to achieve it. ~ Joe Joe Dawson

Joe Budden TV is life through the eyes of Joe Budden. You've gotta go check it out - it's pretty fun. ~ Joe Budden

Robinson had a servant even better than Friday: His name was Crusoe. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Not every reason is reasonable. ~ Constance Friday Elias

Take away what we love, wed all be Joe Paterno. ~ Joe Budden

True Revivalist care more about who they are in the Secret Place then in the Public Place ~ Joe Joe Dawson

I went through the natural process that most actors go through. I brought myself out here, had an audition on a Wednesday; then had a call-back on Thursday, had a call-back on Friday and I had it by Friday afternoon. ~ Sean Mahon

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. ~ Kathy Griffin

Prayer is the Fuel for Revival Fire! ~ Joe Joe Dawson

Happy Friday! Lift your spirits by living in the vibration of LOVE & APPRECIATION then check out all the positive things and people you'll attract! ~ Tracey Edmonds

My Heart burns with a never ending deep passion for Jesus Christ. My Heart longs and even aches for the American church to be in Revival ~ Joe Joe Dawson

Happy Days, which we did for 11 years, we did with three cameras in front of a live audience. Very special. We had a party every Friday night. The boys, Ron, Henry, they grew up on that show. ~ Marion Ross

Fantasy isn't something you run out of. ~ Nancy Friday

For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe. ~ Mark Skousen

On Friday I was in Washington for a meeting with Administration officials. In the course of that meeting, they requested that I 'step aside' as CEO of GM, and so I have. ~ Rick Wagoner

Make today the BEST day of your PAST. ~ Joe Goodrich

Timidity is the silent acceptance of bondage ~ Constance Friday

All my writing has been an effort to sort out the paradoxes of my life. ~ Nancy Friday

Creativity Is a fancy word for the work we have to do by Friday. ~ David Ogilvy

Gods not looking for the next great Preacher or worship leader he is looking for a BROKEN PERSON WHO WILL BE FOUND IN THE PLACE OF PRAYER!!!!! ~ Joe Joe Dawson

If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night. ~ Jimmy Buffett

If you've seen 'Friday Night Lights' - that was just like my town. ~ Chris Crutcher

Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It's just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions. ~ Alex North

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service. ~ Jon Jones

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. ~ Stephen Chbosky

Taste without truth is tasteless. ~ Constance Friday Elias

It's got to be better than rooming with Joe Page. ~ Joe DiMaggio

The Manifestation of your dream is probably right around the corner, that is why the devil is working overtime on you trying to make you give up. ~ Joe Joe Dawson

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. ~ Kumail Nanjiani

I was born on the 5th April 1942. On Good Friday. Round about crucifixion time. Archbishop Ussher, a man for dates, who calculated that the world began on September 27th 4004 BC, says the crucifixion took place at three o'clock in the afternoon on Good Friday in the year 33 AD. I was right on time. ~ Peter Greenaway

Women's behavior in handling beauty, even before feminism, was to deny they had any. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. ~ Nancy Friday

My mum always used to buy a record every Friday. ~ Elton John

'Friday' is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in that song. ~ Rebecca Black

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. ~ Martin Hengel

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. ~ Bill Murray

It opens Wednesday or Friday. ~ Chris Pine

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other. ~ Karen Kain

Israel has no better friend than Joe Biden ~ Joe Biden

I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say. ~ Brett Favre

Inside every adult male is a denied little boy. ~ Nancy Friday

Friday the 13th ... I'mma play Jason! ~ Big Daddy Kane

He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday. ~ Jean Racine

You ain't alive and kicking unless you're fighting. ~ Joe Strummer

I'm from Jersey, so I have a love of T.G.I. Friday's and chain restaurants in general. When you go to a Friday's, it seems like everyone's on ecstasy and way too happy anyway. ~ Lorene Scafaria

I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all! ~ Lindsay Lohan

Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it. ~ Robert Black

Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! ~ Bill Gates

If you are going to follow Jesus, you better look good on wood. ~ Daniel Berrigan

He [Tom Avery] is acutely, palpably afraid of Friday nights, what to do with them, those gaping, sneering, and stubbornly recurring widths of time - how to accommodate them, fill them, use them, annihilate them. He'd do anything to sidestep a Friday night. Friday nights demand conviviality and expenditure. It's the time to let loose (yeah, sure). ~ Carol Shields

Financial freedom is our birthright, rather than the "slave walk" of the Monday through Friday grind. ~ Suze Orman

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers. ~ Charles E. McKenzie

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday. ~ Billy Crystal

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday. ~ Noel Coward

When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy. ~ Kenny Chesney

I don't say very much I don't really think through. I know that sounds inconsistent with Joe Biden. ~ Joe Biden

Friday evening is glorified because people celebrate the dividends of their trade: five days of work-bondage exchanged for two days of unadulterated freedom. Saturday and Sunday is the paycheck for Monday through Friday, and Friday evening symbolizes the emergence of that payment, freedom for two days. ~ M.J. DeMarco

The frustrating thing about 'Friday Night Lights' is I know a lot more people would respond to the show if they saw it. ~ Jason Katims

You know it ain't no stoppin'
All the doggs I'm droppin'
It's Friday night, so everything is poppin. ~ Ice Cube

I graduated on a Friday. By Monday, I was doing Shakespeare in the Park. ~ Ving Rhames

He that sings on friday, will weepe on Sunday. ~ George Herbert

In the past I'd always felt like 'the girl' in the show or the movie. On 'Friday Night Lights' there were a bunch of girls, and I was the woman. Initially there was a little struggle with my identity around that. But now there's a sense of ease. ~ Connie Britton

When is enough enough? In envy's eyes, enough never is. Somebody else always has something we want. ~ Nancy Friday

Your minds PERCEPTION of the past will change your future vision, and either prevent or propel forward progress in life. ~ Joe Goodrich

The seemingly impossible can become possible! You Are the Placebo, the new book by Dr. Joe Dispenza ~ Joe Dispenza

The older I get the more of my mother I see in myself. ~ Nancy Friday