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I'm an executioner, Leta, hence my Demon nickname. They send me in to take the heads off people and gods who've stepped over the line, usually only because someone has PMS. You want justice, Themis's office is down the hall on the left. You want death and dismemberment, I'm your man ... or rather god. (Deimos) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pms quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop their pants and moon passing passenger trains. ~ James Frey
Pms quotes by James Frey
It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)
Reverse PMS? (Artemis)
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pms quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight? ~ K.V. McMillan
Pms quotes by K.V. McMillan
Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all ... Im just one big emotional wreck ... Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snicker ~ Shawn Wayans
Pms quotes by Shawn Wayans
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. ~ Janet Evanovich
Pms quotes by Janet Evanovich
Marcus mumbles something about PMS and to my surprise, from the kitchen, Bo says, "Why can't she just be having a shitty day? You don't need to make up some bullshit reason why. ~ Julie Murphy
Pms quotes by Julie Murphy
She often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass. ~ Amy Lane
Pms quotes by Amy Lane
After Nashville sushi and a long debate on Bob Dylan, we went into Woodland Studios at 10 pm that night for a look around, and jammed for 5 hours solid. ~ Robyn Hitchcock
Pms quotes by Robyn Hitchcock
Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS. ~ Becca Fitzpatrick
Pms quotes by Becca Fitzpatrick
No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays. ~ C.S. Lewis
Pms quotes by C.S. Lewis
Real time functioning should have the PM and the CMs of the states working in tandem. The Federal structure is important in letter and spirit, it is our strength ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
I think you're under no obligation whatsoever to forgive anything, to forget anything. You're not required to push away the years of abuse because the abuser now chooses to be sober and in his sobriety regrets his actions. And white may be small and unforgiving of me, I think people who do so at the snap of a dam finger are either liars or are in need of serious therapy. I assume you heard him out, so in my personal opinion, any debt you might owe for your existence is now paid in full. It may be fashionable to hold that terrible actions are indeed terrible, but that hte person inflicting them isn't responbile due to alcohol, drugs, DNA, or GD PMS. He damn well was responsible, and if you decided to loathe him for the rest of your life, I wouldn't blame you for it. How's that? (Cybil to Gage - she ROCKS) ~ Nora Roberts
Pms quotes by Nora Roberts
A startled giggle burst out of me. Paranormal Management Society. PMS. I hadn't even thought of it like that. ~ Rachel Hawkins
Pms quotes by Rachel Hawkins
From what has been said, it would appear that the possibility of thyroid deficiency should be considered, and if found, should be treated in any woman with a menstrual abnormality or a reproductive problem. It was generally agree that correction of thyroid deficiency solved many such abnormalities and problems - until about 1940. ~ Broda Otto Barnes
Pms quotes by Broda Otto Barnes
Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron
Pms quotes by Chelsea M. Cameron
I am fundamentally happy. Everyone has experiences that makes them cynical, jaded or unhappy - you just have to fight those things off. I have totally emotional days when I cry and get insecure. PMS weirded out, doomed and tragic. I mean, I'm definitely not just a lollipop, happy in the wind girl. I'm human just like everyone else, but I think that it would be tragic to be on your deathbed and think, 'I could've I should've.' That gets me out of bed everyday. I can't even last like an hour in bed in the morning. I have to get out there and live. ~ Drew Barrymore
Pms quotes by Drew Barrymore
On the rare occasions when I spend a night in Oxford, the keeping of the hours by the clock towers in New College, and Merton, and the great booming of Tom tolling 101 times at 9 pm at Christ Church are inextricably interwoven with memories and regrets and lost joys. The sound almost sends me mad, so intense are the feelings it evokes. ~ A. N. Wilson
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Lord Kane," the king acknowledged. "Before the proceedings begin, we must say how thrilled we were to meet your PMS."
Uh ... "My what?" "Your personal male secretary. ~ Gena Showalter
Pms quotes by Gena Showalter
But the problem remains two fold: the need for recognition that low thyroid function very often can provoke menstrual problems, and the need for recognition, too, that hypothyroidism may be present despite laboratory tests suggesting it is not. ~ Broda Otto Barnes
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Don't piss off a wolf with PMS. Duly noted. ~ Kristy Cunning
Pms quotes by Kristy Cunning
I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news. ~ Eddie Mair
Pms quotes by Eddie Mair
For you I am neither the PM or CM. Our bond is a bond of affection and I am your sevak. ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
An average working day begins at 8 or 9 am, includes an hour for lunch, and ends at 5 or 6 pm. ~ Peter Straub
Pms quotes by Peter Straub
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken started dancing. By then he was pretty much used to anything and only asked if the chicken shouldn't be doing the Chicken Dance instead. ~ Linda Wisdom
Pms quotes by Linda Wisdom
Whatever position we may rise to, be it of MP, CM or PM, nothing can teach us the way villages can ... ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
Diets are a fool's errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it's chocolate or a cookie. If I don't, I guarantee you that there's going to be a day every week when I'm going to stuff myself, especially if it's PMS time. ~ Evangeline Lilly
Pms quotes by Evangeline Lilly
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay. ~ Alanis Morissette
Pms quotes by Alanis Morissette
For 14 years no PM had gone to Jammu and Kashmir. Atal ji changed that and went to Jammu and Kashmir. He gave 3 Mantas- Insaniyat, Jamhuriat and Kashmiriyat (Humanity, democracy and J&K). We aspire to walk on that path ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
Impairment of fertility in both men and women because of hypothyroidism is firmly entrenched in medical literature ... Miscarriage and fertility problems are a red flag for hypothyroidism. ~ Mark Starr
Pms quotes by Mark Starr
I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. ~ Dannika Dark
Pms quotes by Dannika Dark
Problems associated with the menstrual cycle are now commonplace. The majority of teenagers whom I have seen suffer problems such as PMS, severe cramping, and irregular or heavy cycles. Severe hypothyroidism may cause the menses to stop. Dr. Barnes noted his patients with menstrual problems usually suffered many other telltale symptoms of hypothyroidism. Mine do as well. A large majority of menstrual problems resolve after treatment with dessicated thyroid. ~ Mark Starr
Pms quotes by Mark Starr
Do you know the difference between a hero and a martyr?" Quentin shook his head. "A hero is alive," Father Harry said. "A martyr is not. ~ Scott Sigler
Pms quotes by Scott Sigler
It was a tough choice [of PM]. I voted for a Scotsman. ~ Michael Gove
Pms quotes by Michael Gove
India is a democratic country & anyone can become a PM. ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
The Spanish PM rang me to say: 'I have the support of only 4 per cent of the people.' I said, 'Crikey, that's even less than think Elvis Presley is still alive.' ~ Tony Blair
Pms quotes by Tony Blair
If you want to be an entrepreneur, it's not a job, it's a lifestyle. It defines you. Forget about vacations, about going home at 6 pm - last thing at night you'll send emails, first thing in the morning you'll read emails, and you'll wake up in the middle of the night. But it's hugely rewarding as you're fulfilling something for yourself. ~ Niklas Zennstrom
Pms quotes by Niklas Zennstrom
Perhaps people felt there was nothing more they could do, you know? After all, how can someone be helped who doesn't see the need? A Christian counselor I saw for a while described such situations as, "a White Elephant everyone can see but no one wants to deal with; everyone hopes the problem will just go away on its own."

Just like with my mom.

Back then it seemed women were almost expected to go a little loopy sometimes. After all we're the ones with raging hormones that get out of whack – by our periods, PMS or pregnancy and childbirth – and cause craziness and bizarre behavior. And because of those uncontrollable hormones, women are also more emotional and predisposed to depression. These are things my mom was actually told by her parents, her family, her husbands and friends... even her doctor. Eventually, she made herself believe that her erratic behavior stemmed from PMS, not mania or alcohol. ~ Chynna T. Laird
Pms quotes by Chynna T. Laird
Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome ~ Nicholas Sparks
Pms quotes by Nicholas Sparks
If you've got some news that you don't want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon 4:00 pm. ~ David Gergen
Pms quotes by David Gergen
Just to be seen strolling to or from a helicopter on the White House lawn, shouting an evasive answer to Sam Donaldson, must seem to the Reagans not quite satisfactory enough of a 7 PM presence, and this inane scene certainly galls the press. ~ Thomas B. Griffith
Pms quotes by Thomas B. Griffith
Jenna is acting strange. Weeping, moping, even remarks tending toward belittlement Melmoth might tolerate (although he cannot think why; she is not his wife and even in human females PMS is a plague of the past) but when he caught her lying about Raquel - udderly wonderful, indeed - he knew the problem was serious.

After sex, Melmoth powers her down. He retrieves her capsule from underground storage, a little abashed to be riding up with the oblong vessel in a lobby elevator where anyone might see. Locked vertical for easy transport, the capsule on its castors and titanium carriage stands higher than Melmoth is tall. He cannot help feeling that its translucent pink upper half and tapered conical roundness make it look like an erect penis. Arriving at penthouse level, he wheels it into his apartment. Once inside his private quarters, he positions it beside the hoverbed and enters a six-character alphanumeric open-sesame to spring the lid. On an interior panel, Melmoth touches a sensor for AutoRenew. Gold wands deploy from opposite ends and set up a zero-gravity field that levitates Jenna from the topsheet. As if by magic - to Melmoth it is magic - the inert form of his personal android companion floats four feet laterally and gentles to rest in a polymer cradle contoured to her default figure.

Jenna is only a SmartBot. She does not breathe, blood does not run in her arteries and veins. She has no arteries or veins, nor a heart, nor anything in the way of ~ John Lauricella
Pms quotes by John Lauricella
The hormonal interplay inside a woman's head creates her reality. Her hormones tell her day to day what's important. They mold her desires and values. ~ Abhijit Naskar
Pms quotes by Abhijit Naskar
Be proud of being a woman; proud of everything that comes in the package - including the mood swings of pms, the frustration of periods, the labour pains, everything. Along with the pms comes deeper understanding of yourself, your weaknesses and chance to improve upon, along with periods comes on the other side the ability to conceive and labour pains culminate in something lot wonderful.
Celebrate womanhood every single day!
We are special, a God-made package filled so much with love, caring, understanding and patience that I am sure even He must have felt proud after having created.
Spread love. Happy Women's Day. ~ Arti Honrao
Pms quotes by Arti Honrao
Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas. ~ Chris Christie
Pms quotes by Chris Christie
To the extent that the (ISIS's) advance is a series of urban revolts against the government of PM Nouri al-Maliki, the US would end up bombing ordinary city folk. For the US to be bombing Sunni towns all these years later on behalf of Mr. al-Maliki would be to invite terrorism against the US. ~ Juan Cole
Pms quotes by Juan Cole
I was feeling particularly nasty tonight. Or maybe it was the darkness in me. Sort of PMS on crack. ~ Shea MacLeod
Pms quotes by Shea MacLeod
they catch initials -- STD, PMS, OCD, HIV, etc., as if MTV teamed up with KFC and licensed the Latin alphabet to the pharmaceutical industry so OTCs could replace MDs. If Romeo and Juliet were alive today, they'd be put on antidepressants, sent for counseling, and bundled off to separate boarding schools to meet socially acceptable partners with money-back guarantees. ~ Paula Young Lee
Pms quotes by Paula Young Lee
The main reason why historians have skated over the relationship of Victorian PMs with the press is that they haven't been looking for it. It takes a lecturer in media studies such as Paul Brighton to point out that media management was part of the job of a Victorian prime minister. ~ Jane Ridley
Pms quotes by Jane Ridley
On the other hand, when they get all sweet because they want it, that's called PEAK. PEAK is Pre-Ejaculation Ass Kissing. It's during PEAK that we have the most power. Take advantage of PEAK! PEAK makes men do cRaZZzY things! Just like PMS makes us do crazy shit. Hormones are a bitch. "The Talk" is basically your first round of PEAK with this man. You can get a lot of what you want during PEAK, so don't be afraid to tell a man what you want or expect. He's either going to say yes or no. If he denies you what you want, then ~ Kara King
Pms quotes by Kara King
Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness. ~ J.P. Galuska
Pms quotes by J.P. Galuska
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. ~ Roseanne Barr
Pms quotes by Roseanne Barr
You mean I'm a frigging Werewolf! You have got to be kidding me, apart from a little, ok a lot of PMS, I don't howl at the moon!' This was too much, I'd been poisoned, and now I find I might go hairy and eat people once a month!
'No. child. You are descended from the first brave women who said 'no', who raised their children without the curse of the Lycanthrope. Your bloodlines enable you to tolerate the line and draw on its power. Now listen to the rest of the tale while I make you some more tea'. ~ E.M. Kernow
Pms quotes by E.M. Kernow
If anybody ever called our number, it would be picked up in less than 2 rings with a friendly voice answering, "CD Baby." From 7 am to 10 pm, there was always somebody to pick up a call in 2 rings. No voice mail system; no routing to different departments. We treated our customers like our best friends. You don't route your best friend's call to an automated system! ~ Derek Sivers
Pms quotes by Derek Sivers
Like so many other high school discipline cases, he'd probably been given some hybrid cockamamie ADHD- bipolar diagnosis at a very young age and been medicated into submission for the benefit of his homeroom teacher. We've all read about them in the paper, the problem kids who get slapped with five disorders by the time they're twelve, and horse-pilled by a culture that has pathologized everything from PMS to teen angst. ~ Norah Vincent
Pms quotes by Norah Vincent
I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing ... "
"Like PMS?" I suggested.
"Shut up! ~ Flynn Meaney
Pms quotes by Flynn Meaney
Never mess with a woman in PMS and a man on Testosterone. ~ Abhijit Naskar
Pms quotes by Abhijit Naskar
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy? ~ W. H. Auden
Pms quotes by W. H. Auden
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. ~ Anne Lamott
Pms quotes by Anne Lamott
If ever there was a time for a PM ready and able to do the job from day one, this is it. ~ Theresa May
Pms quotes by Theresa May
Is autism a disease?

If a woman asked me right now, "but wouldn't you rather be cured?" I'd reply, "would you like to be cured of being a woman?"

Autism, like womanhood, is painful, and difficult, and not made easy by the structure of our society. But it is who we are.

There are treatments that can make certain aspects easier, yes. But there is no whole cure because there is no whole disease.

Some women take birth control to reduce the effects of PMS or PMDD, to stop their bodies from being so at odds with the world, to make living just a little more easy, a little more comfortable. But it is not for every woman, it does not change the fact that they are a woman, and it does not change the sexism that they face every day, all the problems that result from the fact of society being built to serve people who are not them.

I'd like treatments for autistic people to be seen in the same light. Medicine's priority should be to improve quality of life, not to make a person more palatable to society.

Society must be forced to deal with these people because these people will not be easily consigned to oblivion. ~ Irene Wendy Wode
Pms quotes by Irene Wendy Wode
That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside. ~ H.M. Ward
Pms quotes by H.M. Ward
A true friend loves you when you are being kind and when you are PMS-ing all over the place. They may not love what you are doing, or the dragon you are manifesting, but they love you. They know who the true you is, and even in the midst of your living as an imposter to your very self, a friend calls you up and out. A friend sees who you are meant to be and beckons you to rise to the higher version of yourself. ~ Stasi Eldredge
Pms quotes by Stasi Eldredge
Estrogen deficient woman are nothing but the walking dead. ~ Marie Hoag MBA
Pms quotes by Marie Hoag MBA
I have two daughters, it really means a lot to me to have two women standing now and being the PM. ~ Iain Duncan Smith
Pms quotes by Iain Duncan Smith
Male jealousy is the equivalent to PMS in my opinion. So just go about your business until his cycle passes. ~ Shelli Stevens
Pms quotes by Shelli Stevens
A friend confided to me recently that she wasn't sure if it was the 'change,' plain old PMS, or just a slow shift toward embracing her inner witch that is causing her to become progressively more irritated by everything her husband does. ~ Celia Rivenbark
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Old St Petersburg remains a beautiful stage set but to the Russians it is not what Rome is to the Italians or Paris to the French. The decisions are made in the Kremlin. The city of Peter remains a museum, open from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM. ~ Joseph Wechsberg
Pms quotes by Joseph Wechsberg
I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy. ~ Melanie Griffith
Pms quotes by Melanie Griffith
I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam. ~ Lois Greiman
Pms quotes by Lois Greiman
I awake, I meditate, get the kids off to school, go to the gym, go to the Favored Nations office, and usually at around 1 pm I'm home and do music the rest of the day. ~ Steve Vai
Pms quotes by Steve Vai
I decided to text Ellie to let her know I was staying at Ben's.
Me: Bad PMS. And a hangover. He's pampering me so gonna stay here :)
Ellie: Lucky girl. Guys I've dated usually want anal sex when I'm on my period. He's a keeper! ~ Kendall Ryan
Pms quotes by Kendall Ryan
Things it helps me to remember
When in a bad mood, keep quiet or still.
Baggy jumpers don't suit you.
When you're tired you get doubtful.
Difficulties come in spurts.
Listen to the echo of your own voice. Avoid be strident.
All aeroplanes go through clouds during their journeys. So do people during theirs.
Often greater clarity comes out of confusion. You have to be puzzled before you find a solution.
PMS often brings on a crisis of confidence.
Ordinariness is restful.
If someone is explosive in front of you, be silent. If you feel explosive, be silent. ~ Aidan Chambers
Pms quotes by Aidan Chambers
You owe me this. You made me get rid of my assassin and now I have no control over those creatures that - "
That you created," he added, interrupting her angry tirade. "Don't forget the important part here. The Dark-Hunters wouldn't exist at all had someone, and for the sake of your missing intellect let me clarify that, you, not stolen powers from me that could bring back the dead. I didn't need the Dark-Hunters to help me fight against the Daimons and protect the humans. I was doing fine on my own. But you wouldn't have it. You created them and made me responsible for their lives. It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS."
She scowled. "Reverse PMS?"
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pms quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
He so must have male PMS. And it really does exist 'cause I glanced at an article about it online once. ~ Lindy Zart
Pms quotes by Lindy Zart
In study at the Mayo Clinic covering fifty consecutive young women with hypothyroidism, twenty-eight has menstrual disturbances. Abnormally profuse menses was a common disturbance; frequent bleeding between periods was another; in some cases, both problems were present. Thyroid therapy relived the disturbances. ~ Broda Otto Barnes
Pms quotes by Broda Otto Barnes
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. ~ Roseanne Barr
Pms quotes by Roseanne Barr
Monday, when he'd barged in on her because she'd somehow managed to hold up everybody's paychecks, she'd been painting her goddamn fingernails! He'd gotten mad then, but he'd barely begun to yell before her lip had started to tremble and she'd said he couldn't talk to her like that because she had PMS. ~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Pms quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
It is generally assumed that recurrent miscarriage may be due to progesterone deficiency, hypothyroidism or vitamin E deficiency and should be treated in theses cases with progesterone, thyroid extracts and vitamin E respectively. In theory, thyroid therapy appears to be the least well-founded, especially when applied to women without manifest signs of hypothyroidism, yet among the measures mentioned above it is most frequently claimed to have been successful. ~ Hans Selye
Pms quotes by Hans Selye
Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues. ~ Dolly Parton
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She closed her eyes. "Okay, here's the thing. We have some chemistry," she allowed.
"Some? Or supernova?"
"Supernova. But," she said to his knowing grin. Good Lord, he needed to stop doing that. "I really did give up men."
"Forever?"
"My gut says yes, but that might be PMS talking. Let's just say I'm giving up men for a very long time."
"You going to try out women? ~ Jill Shalvis
Pms quotes by Jill Shalvis
There are lots of real reasons to decide to leave something or someone, but there are lots of other reasons that are less valid and less real and less about a relationship than our own minds: Fear (of screwing up, of being left, of not being good enough), restlessness, resistance to growing up, PMS, not knowing how to live without drama, fearing that you're getting happy, and happiness is boring.
The thing that scared me the most was the knowledge that if I stayed, something was going to change, and that something was probably me. I didn't know what changed me would look like, or if I would like her more or less than I already did. Would I still recognize myself? Would I still be myself? ~ Anna White
Pms quotes by Anna White
I'm lonely. Why do you think I had to learn to act so independent? I also get mad too quickly, and I hog the covers, and my second toe is longer than my big one. My hair has it's own zip code. Plus, I get certifiably crazy when I've got PMS. You don't love someone because they're perfect. You love them in spite of the fact that they're not. ~ Jodi Picoult
Pms quotes by Jodi Picoult
He raised a hand to forestall her response.
'Don't bother denying it. We both know the PM's a tormented creature [Theresa May]. Like one of those soft toys lorry drivers fix to their radiator grilles.That expression she wears, it's terror at all the oncoming vehicles. ~ Mick Herron
Pms quotes by Mick Herron
Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem. ~ Jenny O'Connell
Pms quotes by Jenny O'Connell
'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for? ~ Jon Stewart
Pms quotes by Jon Stewart
I brought Bhagawad Gita as a gift for the Japanese PM ... I don't have anything better than Gita to give & nor does the World has anything better to receive. ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. ~ Vonnie Davis
Pms quotes by Vonnie Davis
Effective PMs simply consider more alternatives before giving up than other people do. ~ Scott Berkun
Pms quotes by Scott Berkun
It's okay. I'm just in a weird mood. Have you ever had a feeling like something was about to happen?"
"Of course," Kat replied. "It's called PMS. ~ Dianne Sylvan
Pms quotes by Dianne Sylvan
Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM
On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom. ~ Elzhi
Pms quotes by Elzhi
It is not that the people want a BJP government or Modi as PM. The Nation wants to teach a lesson to those who have ruined the nation. ~ Narendra Modi
Pms quotes by Narendra Modi
PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster. ~ Jane Graves
Pms quotes by Jane Graves
How can I know who's PM or in government in Sweden? It's been 40 years since I moved abroad! Oh! ~ Anita Ekberg
Pms quotes by Anita Ekberg
Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis)
I have a headache. (Acheron)
You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis)
And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pms quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men suck," Bailey said, nodding supportively then frowning at Vaughn. "Why do you suck so much? Too much ball toxins?"
"Sounds about right," he muttered, rolling another strike. "Girls get PMS. Guys get ball toxins. Common knowledge. ~ Bijou Hunter
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If I was smart now, I would simply walk back the way I had come instead of proceeding forward into the face of danger. Obviously there was a part of me that had considered facing the two vânătors alone and had decided that was a good idea. Perhaps it was PMS? What other logical reason could there be for continuing on a path this ridiculously dangerous and stupid? Unless of course the only plausible explanation left was that I was in fact a total moron, with a capital M? I thought about that for a second. Nope, I just can't see it. ~ Kristy Berridge
Pms quotes by Kristy Berridge
Almost every month, I have a day where I get stuck in the mud of me. I used to blame hormones and PMS. After I hit 50, I blamed the lack of hormones. But men get stuck, too, so it must simply be the human condition. ~ Regina Brett
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