Famous Google Quotes

If you think there is something wrong with Bipolar People you might want to Google the Famous Bipolar List. Everyone on it had something wrong with them but obviously for all the right reasons ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich

Despite the metadata attached to each tweet, and despite trails of retweets and 'favorite' tweets, the Twitter corpus lacks the latticework of hyperlinks that makes Google's algorithms so potent. Twitter's famous hashtags - #sandyhook or #fiscalcliff or #girls - are the crudest sort of signposts, not much help for smart searching. ~ James Gleick

Google is famous for making the tiniest changes to pixel locations based on the data it accrues through its tests. Google will always choose a spartan webpage that converts over a beautiful page that doesn't have the data to back it up. ~ Ben Parr

Google's competitors argue that Google designs its search display to promote Google 'products' like Google Maps, Google Places, and Google Shopping, ahead of competitors like MapQuest, Yelp, and product-search sites. ~ Marvin Ammori

Google sells network surveillance and collective intelligence. This is Google's actual, profitable, monetisable product. "Search" is merely Google's front end, a brilliant facade to encourage free interaction by the public. People are not Google's "customers" or even Google's "users", but its feudal livestock. ~ Bruce Sterling

I would rather Google other people than Google myself. ~ Iman

Alia waggled her fingers. "Google knows all and sees all."
"Google," Diana repeated. "Is Google one of your gods? ~ Leigh Bardugo

Google everything. I mean everything. Google your dreams, Google your problems. Don't ask a question before you Google it. You'll either find the answer or you'll come up with a better question. ~ Austin Kleon

The Inventor Of Google Glass Says It Could Outsource Our Brains ~ Sebastian Thrun

People won't start dumping Google en masse; Google is a habit. ~ David Pogue

Today Google celebrated its 13th anniversary ... That's right, Google turned 13 years old. Which explains why today when I searched for something, Google was just like, I don't know. Stop asking me questions! I'm going upstairs. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Google's competitors fail to demonstrate that Google's actions stifle competition rather than reflect pro-consumer innovations. ~ Marvin Ammori

I'm nearly certain that Google accessed my Gmail account after I broke a major story about Google. ~ Michael Arrington

I have to erase my Google search histories, because they always lead to an obituary. ~ Carrie Brownstein

I was Google's first woman engineer. ~ Marissa Mayer

We know that Google Earth and Google Maps have had a tremendous impact on Google traffic, users, brand, adoption, and advertisers. We also know Google News, for example, which we don't monetize, has had a tremendous impact on searches and on query quality. We know those people search more. Because we've measured it. ~ Eric Schmidt

Research now means a Google search. ~ John Palfrey

Google+ will never have a user base to rival Facebook's. It just won't. Not even if you include the 'users' who create accounts so that they can use other Google services. ~ Shawn Amos

In any problem situation,there is always a solution. ~ Lilia U. Chmelarz

Kindness is free so sprinkle that stuff everywhere. ~ Google.com

It is not wrong to think that the traditional buying of a product has been replaced with an unwritten contract of shared values between a business and its customers. ~ David Amerland

I don't want to be famous for being famous. ~ Kelli O'Hara

The C.E.O. of Google doesn't look like a Dick Cheney World Domination sort whom we should worry about as Google ogles our houses, our oceans, our foibles, our movements and our tastes. ~ Maureen Dowd

Google Drive has many uses. However, if I had to name the killer feature, it would be the ability to instantly create or edit online documents, spreadsheets, presentations and other types of files from any Web browser connected to the Internet. It's a cheap, quick and effective substitute for Microsoft Office. ~ Ian Lamont

I left Google after four years of working on Google Maps, search, and Google TV as a product marketing manager. I knew I wanted to do something on my own. ~ Brit Morin

A famous person to themselves, they don't get up in the morning and think, I'm famous. I'm not famous to me. Famous is a perception. ~ Van Morrison

Google's founders have had a good eye for imagining what technologies will be significant in the near future. No one asked Google to develop self-driving cars, but it helped them with street views for Google Maps. ~ Barry Ritholtz

The story of Google is just when everyone concluded that a search engine would never make any money, everyone backed out of it, and Google walked into that vacuum and dominated. ~ David Sze

Every good story needs a hero. Back when I wrote 'The Search,' that hero was Google - the book wasn't about Google alone, but Google's narrative worked to drive the entire story. ~ John Battelle

Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user. ~ Eric Schmidt

Fuck this. When life gets hard, ask Google. Google knows everything ~ Emma Hart

God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was. ~ Jason Heller

I'm going to f
ing kill Google. ~ Steve Ballmer

More than a billion people have downloaded Google Earth. More than a billion people use Google Maps. They are very comfortable tools for people to explore the planet in high resolution. ~ Rebecca Moore

We can now with Google Glasses record everything around us, and we can make sure that nothing is ever forgotten because everything is stored somewhere in Google servers or somewhere else. ~ Evgeny Morozov

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question ~ Bill Murray

Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing. ~ Christopher Kimball

I don't need to Google myself. ~ Nicki Minaj

I vividly remember going to Google Docs, opening a document at the same time other students were working on it, and seeing their differently colored cursors moving around the screen, typing new words and making edits in real time. It was an epiphany. ~ Ian Lamont

We have the State Department working together with Google, MTV , MSNBC, Facebook , all of these all of these giant corporations. Google now has two executives that we know of that were charged to help this revolution. ~ Glenn Beck

Google Apps for Education is a suite of applications intended to be helpful to higher level educational institutions, but in the long run, I think Google has a role to play in helping to assemble relevant content for classroom use. ~ Vint Cerf

Google created Google+ as its effort to steal Facebook's oxygen, but it turns out that social networks aren't commodities. ~ Bruce Sterling

Without electrons, there is no Google. And without clean electrons, there will be no Google customers, since we'll all be too busy fleeing from rising seas, droughts, and disease. ~ Jeff Goodell

We don't take on Google Glass or the self-driving car project or Project Loon unless we think that on a risk-adjusted basis, it's worth Google's money to do it. ~ Astro Teller

Google indexes the world's information. ~ Jason Calacanis

Coming from Google, you don't exactly spend a lot of time at Microsoft. ~ Sheryl Sandberg

I'd have to Google that later, although knowing Google that would only scare me further. ~ Micalea Smeltzer

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. that makes it a plant. chocolate is salad
:0 ~ Google

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them ~ Andy Borowitz

Twitter, Facebook, Google + are the trifecta of marketing for authors (and bloggers). ~ Guy Kawasaki

If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie. ~ Lauren Leto

The great thing about Google is that you type in neuro-surgery and somehow you end up with Peter Sellers or watching Frank Sinatra. Google is a great resource. ~ Gary Oldman

I think it's an important time not to Google myself. ~ Miley Cyrus

Google is very much a not-invented-here, build-it-ourselves culture. ~ Eric Schmidt

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things they're famous for, because that makes them worthy of the attention. But I think many of those famous people just want to be famous. ~ Bo Burnham

Don't forget that SlideShare is indexed by Google. Great opportunity to appear in search results. ~ Jason Miller

We're living in a world where Google beats Gallup. ~ Nate Silver

The demise of Google Reader, if logical, is a reminder of how far we've come from the cuddly old 'I'm Feeling Lucky' Google days, in which there was a foreseeably-astonishing delight in the way Google's evolving design tricks anticipated what users would like. ~ James Fallows

It is very similar to companies like Google and other internet companies. When you go and search on Google you don't pay for that. But sometimes you click on an advert and Google makes money on that. ~ Niklas Zennstrom

Google owns YouTube, and recently, I drew a comic about an idea for a YouTube feature - which they actually took seriously and implemented. So I'm thinking that maybe we'll have a future where Google is 'xkcd.' ~ Randall Munroe

Being famous as a writer is like being famous in a village. It's not really any very heady fame. ~ Peter Carey

Be a famous musician. Be a famous act or. Be a famous write r. Be a famous basketball player. Be famous. ~ Dallas Clayton

I never wanted to be famous. I want to be more famous than I am so I can get the roles. I hate losing the roles. I was famous more for being around people who were famous, and I hate that kind of fame. ~ Johnathon Schaech

When Google went into China, there were some people who said they shouldn't compromise at all - that it is very bad for human rights to do so. But there were other people, particularly Chinese people, who said they were glad Google had gone in. ~ Rebecca MacKinnon

My vision when we started Google 15 years ago was that eventually you wouldn't have to have a search query at all. You'd just have information come to you as you needed it. And [Google Glass] is now, 15 years later, sort of the first form factor that I think can deliver that vision. ~ Sergey Brin

I'm just more excited about helping new entrepreneurs create the next Facebook or Google. ~ Paul Buchheit

Google Ventures has a direct financial incentive to ensure the companies we invest in succeed. ~ Bill Maris

The 800 pound gorilla just entered the blogosphere, with Google launching its blog search. ~ Charlene Li

Kind of like Google crawls the Web, we crawl the social networks. Where Google analyzes links and Web pages, we look at the same thing with people. So we can tell, for example, who you interact with more frequently. Or if it's not frequency, maybe it's consistency. ~ Mike McCue

Isn't Googling someone the first thing everyone does?! They meet someone new and Google them! ~ Hilarie Burton

My mind works like Google for images. You put in a key word; it brings up pictures. ~ Temple Grandin

Now how do I access Google?"
Was he serious? "Why do you need Google?"
"When don't you need Google?"
He was serious. "How about when you have a powerful, multimillion dollar government interface linked to numerous intelligence agencies across the globe right in front of you."
Dex squinted at him, his lips pursed thoughtfully. "So… is that a no on Google?"
"Are you on medication? ~ Charlie Cochet

Your content is a unique snowflake
Nobody's channel is like yours. Now you can organise and present your videos and playlists to reflect your one-of-a-kind style. ~ Google Youtube "One Channel" Layout

Google Glass is the wearable computer that responds to voice commands and displays information on a visual display. ~ Astro Teller

The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail. ~ John Battelle

If Google teaches you anything, it's that small ideas can be big. ~ Ben Silbermann

People who liked the 'Arkham Asylum' video game can Google comics to download. ~ Jim Lee

it's really not complicated."
"Yeah, I'm sure I can just Google it. ~ Matt Wallace

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. ~ Trey Parker

Perhaps one day even I will be famous. Perhaps more famous than you."
"I doubt it. ~ Madeline Miller

Wal-Mart impoverished its own customer base. Google is facing exactly the same issue long-term, although not yet. ~ Jaron Lanier

Today you can start a blog, build an audience, and give the advertising slots to AdBrite or Google AdSense. ~ Jason Calacanis

All media owners want to attract advertising revenue. Google is no different. ~ Maurice Saatchi

When Yelp first took off, our rankings on Google would fluctuate wildly. ~ Jeremy Stoppelman

Google won't break into your home. You'll invite them in. ~ Marco Arment

Apps, email, and social are the three things Google does not control. ~ Jason Calacanis

I didn't know that there was such a thing as butter carving. But then, I poked around a little bit. A quick Google search will show you 55,000 images of butter carvings, and they're extraordinary. ~ Ty Burrell

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. ~ Gabriel Iglesias

Eeew, I'd be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there - and Google themselves? That's kind of weird. ~ Kobe Bryant

I can't see any value in being a celebrity, famous for being famous. ~ Noomi Rapace

Having bodyguards is just part of being famous, I think. ~ Dolph Lundgren

Trending topics helped make Twitter a more relevant metric of what the world was talking about at any given moment. Google has worked for years in the space, most notably with Google Trends and Hot Searches, but Google+ offers the search giant the ability to see what is truly trending in real time. ~ Ben Parr

Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean ... ? ~ Arj Barker

I don't write about Google except to insult the company. ~ Kara Swisher

I have a Google alert for myself - it's pure vanity. ~ Mark Duplass

Google teams have lots of autonomy, including from people like me. ~ Sundar Pichai

We want Google to be the third half of your brain. ~ Sergey Brin

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. ~ Sarah Silverman

If we enter into the kind of world that Google likes, the world that Google wants, it's a world where information is copied so much on the Internet that nobody knows where it came from anymore, so there can't be any rights of authorship. ~ Jaron Lanier

Google worries - and rightly so - about how hard it is for a big company to come up with the next hot thing. ~ Bethany McLean