Chelsea M Cameron Quotes

He had an accent. A British one. There was something about a British accent that had always made me quiver deep down inside and touched me in places a regular New England accent just couldn't reach. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Piece of cake. Or toast, in your case. I'll stuff your toast, baby. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Why does everything come downn to sex with you?"
"It's not just about the sex, Missy. Although, that part is a lot of fun. It's the other stuff. Waking up naked next to someone and knowing you've shared something. That you were connected, if only for a few minutes,"
"Is that what it's like for you?"
"It would be with you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

A knock interrupted my thoughts. "You okay?"
"Yeah. Can I have some freaking privacy?"
"Sorry. You've just been in there for a while; I wanted to make sure you weren't sick or anything. I'm leaving now. Also, I'm naked, so if you open the door right now, you're going to get the full show."
"Pass."
"Suit yourself. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

It was time for me to take charge and live my life instead of letting something that had happened to me lead it for me. So many people had told me the same thing, hundreds of times. It was something I had to learn for myself. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I'd often mused that writers and doctors were similar people. We all had God complexes and liked control. The only thing that separated us was a lot of schooling and science classes. And the fact that the people whose lives I messed with weren't real. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I can do this all night. Because you make me feel this way. You, above me, riding me, and making those sounds that I love. You're the only person I've ever let go with, the only woman who knows the real me. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

If the sky starts to fall, I'll catch it for you, pretty girl. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Subject: Challenge accepted
Mr. Zaccadelli,
If you keep this up, I'm going to report you to the workplace hotline for harassment. They don't take kindly to tattooed, guitar-playing dudes making advances toward sweet, innocent girls. Game ON.
Sincerely,
The Girl You Will Never Have
P.S. Esquire? You are so full of shit. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

He would never change, that man. And I really hoped he didn't. I loved the way he was. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Have you met my boyfriend? He thinks running around in the middle of the night pretending he's an elf is a good time. If that's not fucked up, I don't know what is. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Why do you think Beauty picked the Beast? It was the library. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I love you, even when you're an ass."
"I love you, even when you're kicking me in the balls. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

You know, when people say 'nothing', that always means it's something. If people would just say something other than nothing, people wouldn't be as suspicious. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

The only bad book was a book that didn't have any pages in it. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Sometimes people don't want the truth. Sometimes the truth is worse than a lie. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

That's what they all say. Everyone says they want to know you, but they don't. They want to know the nice things, the pretty things. No one wants to know the ugly parts, the parts that keep you up at night. They say they're okay with it, but then they drift away and you never see them again. I've seen it happen way too many times. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

...
She may think this song means I like her,
But she'd be very wrong,
I was bored in macro, so I decided to write a song,
... ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

When she talked about beating the shit out me, I had to fight a smile. I had no doubt she could bring me to my knees. She could do that with her blue eyes alone. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I know. And I'm not saying that this going to make up for it. I'm going to try, really try, to make you trust me again. I want you to trust me again. I want you to trust me. I just ... I couldn't sleep last night without you. It was the strangest thing, being in the room alone without you. I couldn't hear you breathing, and your laughter was gone and you were gone, and it was like a part of my life was missing. A big part. I tripped going to the bathroom and banged my head. See?" HE pointed to a lovely gash on his forehead. "And then I burned my habd on the toaster oven. And then the car wouldn't start. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Not even a little?" Hunter whispered as we climbed under my Disney princess sheets.
"It's too weird. I can't have sex on a princess' face with my mom down the hall sleeping. I just have to draw the line. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Remember, Elizabeth fell for Mr. Darcy, Beauty fell for the Beast and Scarlet fell for Rhett. Girls love a mysterious boy with a dark past. Trust me. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

There must be a mistake," I said.
He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What do you shorten it to? Missy? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

You only play Pistol Annies when you're pissed, usually at me. I know your fake laugh from your real one. You have a great laugh, by the way. I know which shirts are your favorites, because they're the first ones you wear after you've done your laundry. You lick your bottom lip when you're trying to concentrate on your textbook reading. You cry during those commercials with the absurd animals when you think no one is looking. No, I don't know you at all. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

What have you done to me, Missy? he whispered, thinking I was asleep ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Takes one to know one. What kind of guy makes a girl an amazing cake without expecting something in return?"
"A guy who doesn't exist!" Renee yells from the couch, her mouth still full of cake. I hoped she didn't choke. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Subject: Not a chance
Missy,
I accept your challenge, and may I remind you, that if you want me to leave you alone, there is that little bet we have going. Win it, and I'm gone.
Impatiently (and nakedly) yours,
Mr. Hunter Aaron Zaccadelli, esquire.
P.S. Bring it on. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I love you more than the stars. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

And there he was. Standing not five feet away from me. It took me a second to realize, and then I was airborn and throwing myself at him. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I love you?"
"Not yet. But you will. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I saw Hunter when I woke up. I saw Hunter as I ate a bowl of cereal. I saw him in human sexuality, where he seemed to be trying to break a record for most innuendos in one hour. I saw him at work where he assaulted my email. I saw him every night at dinner. I saw him go to and from the bathroom. I saw him at our stupid meditations, where were as pointless as socks with sandals.
I. Saw. Him. EVERYWHERE. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I love you, Missy girl. Even if I can't be with you, know that I'm here. So, that's it. More than the stars, Taylor. More than the stars. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I nearly had a cakegasm at the table. My eyes rolled back in my head, and I moaned.
"Sweet Christ." I opened my eyes to find Hunter watching me with the strangest expression on his face.
"What? It's really good; you should try some," I said, pushing the plate at him. It was a testament of how embarrassed I was about the cakegasm that I was even sharing at all.
"I swear, if there weren't a table between us, I would be kissing you right now. And none too gently."
I put my form down and swallowed so I wouldn't choke. "You didn't seem to mind about the recliner," I said.
"True. But there wan't an audience, and that's a very ugly recliner. This is a very nice table. Also there is glass and sharp things I wouldn't want hurting you."
"Good point. Please, have some."
"If you're going to make that noise and that face again, I don't know if I can let you have any more."
"I'll be good. I swear."
"You're not good. That's the problem."
"You're right. I'm not," I said, giving him my own smirk. "I do try, though."
"Cruel. That's the word to describe you right now."
"Just have some cake. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Will you stay with me? I think I'll sleep better. I swear I won't hurt you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

So you're saying you do want to sleep
with me?"
"Given the fact that I just took my millionth
cold shower since I've moved in here and
I have to constantly recite the Gettysburg
Address and The Bill of Rights in my head
when I'm around you? Yeah, I'd say so.
Why, you want me, too? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Be careful, you'll ruin your dinner," I said. "I'm a fucking adult. Ruining my dinner is one of the few pleasures in life," she said as she stuffed the cookies in her mouth. "True story. Give me some of those. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

He wants to put his basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets! ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Are you saying I'm not a badass? Then all these tattoos were for nothing. What shall I do? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I've never eaten here so I don't know what's good. Peanut butter and jelly is always good. You can't screw that up. Peanut butter and jelly has always been there for me and is one of the constants in my life. Peanut butter and jelly has never done me wrong. It's my favorite."
"Should I leave you two alone when it gets here? Sounds like you don't need me. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Ugh. I hated bananas with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

His talking voice was amazing, but his singing was like honey ands smoke had hooked up in the back of a van at a rock concert and had a love child. Smooth and rough at the same time. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I love you so much, sweetheart. So much that sometimes I can't breathe. I can't think. You're all I've ever wanted, even before I knew I wanted it. I don't deserve you, Katherine. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Good. Because we could be amazing. You and me. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

The best way to get what you want is to pretend you don't want it. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Charlotte didn't just shake my world. She created an earthquake that had irrevocably changed the landscape of my life. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

The first time I met Hunter Zaccadelli, I punched him in the face. Granted, he completely and totally deserved it. He also asked for it, in so many ways. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

How can you not see how delicious he is? I just want to put him on a stick and lick him on a hot summer day. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

It's not your job to save me ... but I want you around. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

That once people decided what they thought of you, that was it. You'd been judged. You got a stamp on your forehead that you could never wash off. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I had to leave my debit card at home when I went into a bookstore or else I would drain my account. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I'd rather be your loser than some other girl's winner. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Yes," he whispered, reaching out to hold my shoulders. "Just say yes. Say you'll be with me. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Love and hate are completely different." "Not really. They're the two sides of the same coin. One flip and you can be on the other side before you know it. I'll take either one from you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

You're not just doing that to impress her, are you?"
"Everything I do is to impress her. It's my mission in life," he said with a completely serious face, while he squeezed my knee under the table.
Mom burst out laughing. "I like him," she said.
"Me too. I think I'll keep him," I said, taking his hand and twisting my fingers with his.
"Good," he said, giving my hand a squeeze. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Sex is one of those things that's complete loss of control. You give yourself up, in your most vulnerable state, to another person, and they give themselves to you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Subject: You're totally picturing me naked right now
Missy,
So how about you and I head up to the stacks to do some "shelving"? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Subject: Get back to work
Missy,
You're distracting me from the very important topic of workplace safety. How would you feel if I improperly climbed a ladder due to not learning the proper procedure and then fell to my death?
Always,
The Boy You Dream About
P.S. I'm also a lost prince from a faraway land. Want to do me now? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Just to let you know, I talk in my sleep." He shifted on his bed and chucked something on the floor. It could only be one thing. "Also, I sleep naked. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Hunter was fidgety the entire class. Whether it was pen tapping or knee jiggling or stretching or twitching. He was like a five-year-old high on cotton candy. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

No sense in worrying about the past. It's not going to worry about you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Damn him. Damn all good looking guys and their chin dimples and well-proportioned muscles and their hair that you want to touch so bad you can barely sit still.
Damn them all to the fiery pits of hell. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

True. We both could. One of these days our search history is going to tip off the NSA and then we're going to be in trouble. It was a valid worry for a writer. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

It wasn't a sweet kiss, it was a demanding, get-your-clothes-off kind of kiss. It was a kiss that made me want to wrap my legs around him and take him back to my room. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

Pretty girl, I will wait for you until the stars burn out. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I don't like it. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
"I could say the same about you. Would you put it on? For me? ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I've told you that I like a well-read woman. Well-read woman tend to know more about a wide range of topics. And you can never be bored with a woman who reads ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I filled my head with beautiful things so the ugly things were pushed aside. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

I want you. Right now. If you said yes, I would kiss you. I would kiss you until we both forgot that lips were made for anything other than kissing. I'd take you out of that outfit, as cute as it is. I want to see what you look like with nothing on. I want to make you sigh like you did with the cake. I want to be with you. Right now. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

How about the fact that you want me, I want you and for some reason, it's impossible for us to be together, according to you ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

You look amazing."
"Thank you. You look pretty good." Understatement.
"Oh this old thing? Shucks," he said.
"Dork."
"Goddess. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

You're serious?"
"As a heart attack."
I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinner.
"Stuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream."
"Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you. ~ Chelsea M. Cameron

My mom's a mad scientist. It's a lot like being a regular scientist, except without worrying about legal or moral limitations, and it's a commom profession among the scientifically inclined supervillain. ~ Chelsea M. Campbell

His truths may hurt me, but at least I know that they're truths. My mom and Cameron felt the need to make me feel better. He has no such obligation. ~ M.K. Sutherland

I've been kidnapped by a madman in tights and a cape. ~ Chelsea M. Campbell

The dawn is killing me off, the fog is on the windows, the [ra]coons have robbed the cans, and down in Rio its 8 a.m. and the whores who missed last night are already out on the beach in their fine little bikinis and if I could get my hands on just one of them I would be God's happiest man. But that's not likely tonight, so I'll get some sleep and wake up tomorrow with a fix on the Hell's Angels.
- to Angus Cameron in a letter dated 06/28/1965 ~ Hunter S. Thompson

I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't try too hard to actually get to know me beyond my role as wisecracking Cameron, the orphan. Maybe it was a little like flirting, but also a kind of protection: Don't get too close; I'm just jokes with substance. ~ Emily M. Danforth

I'm very rigid about my schedule. I sit down at 8 A.M., and the Internet blocker goes on. My standard time is 120 minutes. I'm a compulsive writer, so it reminds me to stop writing ... If I write more than that, I turn into an ogre for my kids. ~ Claire Cameron

Virgin," he whispers, and there's a catch in his throat, like he's so relieved to see someone, even me, that he might cry. ~ Chelsea M. Campbell

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. ~ Chelsea M. Campbell

Grey refused to shy away from the intensity heating in Sirus's eyes to charcoal. As he waited for the man to roll over, Grey watched, unwavering, challenging the fire burning hot in Sirus's gaze. Sirus lifted up to his elbows, but didn't make any effort to shift his position. In fact, he looked downright defiant, and Grey's pulse started to race.

"I want a nice view of my cock taking your sweet ass."
"You want me to flip you over and hold you down, fuck you that way?"

"Yeah, you want it." Grey said to Sirus. "But is it the fucking that has you leaking so damn hard, or is it the thought of force?"

"Don't try to overtake me," Sirus bit Grey's lower lip and tugged, letting it pull through his teeth until it released, "unless you're ready to be the one who ends up on the bottom, with my cock buried in your ass."

Grey wrapped his hand around Sirus's throat, yanked the man's head back and took his mouth in a hard, thrusting kiss, going deep and aggressive enough to make Sirus jerk and go compliant. An almost silent whimper escaped the man, begging without words for more. Knowing he was in charge fully once again, Grey reached between their bodies, positioned the head of his cock and drove his length home. ~ Cameron Dane

We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized
biography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload her on her first
book, I steered Dumb Dumb toward a Choose Your Own Adventure. ~ Chelsea Handler

I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt the tooth fairy and don't leave any tooth money for the rest of us. Or we can make out some more. I'm planning on moaning, 'oh, Salty! You bad sea demon!' next time. Just so you're prepared."
Kat grins. "Who says we can't do both?"
"I knew I loved you." I lean in and kiss her. And then a shark swims by and I shake my fist at it and ask it where all my quarters are. ~ Chelsea M. Campbell

All too often too often we try to push, pull, outline and control our ideas instead of letting them grow organically. The creative process is a process of surrender, not control.Mystery is at the heart of creativity. That, and surprise. ~ Julia Cameron

I love Chelsea Handler. ~ Lauren Conrad

The big boss wants to take us both out for dinner tonight. Apparently he's into getting to know the families of key employees or something."
"Well, that sounds potentially boring," Elaine remarked. "Do you know where you're going?"
Completely off the top of my head, I named the swankiest restaurant that I could think of.
"You'd better dress up," Elaine warned. "I think that's one of those places where, if you show up not wearing pantyhose, they give you some."
"That is so gross," I said. ~ Cameron Dokey

Tell me, Alice." He rubs something off his trousers. "On a scale from one to insanity, how insane are you? ~ Cameron Jace

I've taken considerable gambles on shows, but they're very considered gambles. ~ Cameron Mackintosh

The Internet has created an incredible democratization of the architecture industry. ~ Cameron Sinclair

Even during my father's 1984 gubernatorial campaign, it was, 'Do you want to grow up and be governor one day?' 'No. I am four.' ~ Chelsea Clinton

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office. ~ Chelsea Handler

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah. ~ Chelsea Handler

There should be no means of communication which we cannot read. ~ David Cameron

I'm just a bloody guy in a bathroom waiting for the girl of my dreams to realize that she's in love with me. ~ Chelsea Fine

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. ~ Chelsea Handler

Being extraordinary is kind of overrated. ~ Chelsea Sedoti

Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer! ~ Kevin Pietersen

A man who makes no enemies is never a positive force. ~ Simon Cameron

If I could perform on stage with any musical act or performer, it would be Sugar Ray, just to fulfill my childhood dream of singing with Mark McGrath. ~ Chelsea Kane