Austin Powers Condoms Quotes

Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers. ~ Jon Champion

Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be? ~ Verne Troyer

I remember, when I saw the first 'Austin Powers' movie, I was blown away by how fun and original it was. ~ Mike Scully

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work. ~ Sarah Dunn

When you get your powers, you learn a lot about yourself. My professors called me mad. It was time for me to stop punishing myself, and start punishing everybody else. ~ Austin Grossman

Do good work and share it with people. ~ Austin Kleon

This morning on planet Earth, there are 1,686 enhanced, gifted, or otherwise superpowered persons. 678 use their powers to fight crime, while 441 use their powers to commit them. 44 are currently confined in Special Containment Facilities for enhanced criminals. Of these last, it is interesting to note that an unusually high proportion have IQs of 300 or more
eighteen to be exact. Including me. You really have to wonder why we all end up in jail. ~ Austin Grossman

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. ~ Alyxandra Harvey

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.' Anything he does, it's best the second time around. He needs to do 'So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.' ~ Adam DeVine

When you get rid of old material, you push yourself further and come up with something better. ~ Austin Kleon

What does Austin need to move that large car? Powers! ~ Steve Jolly

The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks. ~ Rush Limbaugh

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss. ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ~ Karen Marie Moning

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. ~ Andrew Smith

You're ready. Start making stuff. ~ Austin Kleon

Most mysteries are soluble in time. ~ Austin O'Malley

About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there. ~ Christine O'Donnell

Better a bald head than none at all. ~ Austin O'Malley

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! ~ Jim Ross

Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out. ~ Robin Bielman

Don't wait until you know who you are to get started. ~ Austin Kleon

If you look to artists who've managed to achieve lifelong careers, you detect the same pattern: They all have been able to persevere, regardless of success or failure. ~ Austin Kleon

Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms.
"You keep condoms in there?" I asked.
"It is called the glove compartment," he replied with a wink. ~ Nina Lane

And an even bigger army of Catholic missionaries marched in on your heels and told the Africans that if they used the condoms, they'd all go to hell. Africa has a new environmental issue now - landfills overflowing with unused condoms. ~ Dan Brown

The trouble with imaginative people is that we're good at picturing the worst that could happen to us. Fear is often just the imagination taking a wrong turn. ~ Austin Kleon

The sorcery is not confined to the story; it's matched by the magic of Austin's literary craftsmanship.
--Leland Dirks, author of Angelo's Journey ~ R.L. Austin

I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside.
"Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know. ~ Kim Harrison

Remember: Even The Beatles started as a cover band. ~ Austin Kleon

You have to be better than your problems. ~ Austin Ainge

Worry doesn't change a single thing. Just live. ~ Lynn Austin

In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty. ~ Austin Grossman

Like most rural girls, I had graduated from the Volkschule ~ Lynn Austin

Whenever Picasso learned how to do something, he abandoned it. ~ Austin Kleon

If you want followers, be someone worth following. ~ Austin Kleon

Obituaries are like near-death experiences for cowards. ~ Austin Kleon

Show just a little bit of what you're working on. ~ Austin Kleon

There is likely to be beauty wherever proportion exists. ~ Austin O'Malley

Wearing a cape doesn't do much for your social life. ~ Austin Grossman

Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud. ~ Austin O'Malley

little before three. Annelise's mom, as ~ Lynnette Austin

Become a documentarian of what you do. ~ Austin Kleon

Love will heal everything. ~ Austin P.

You can turn your flow into stock. ~ Austin Kleon

Some liars are so expert they deceive themselves. ~ Austin O'Malley

Maira Kalman says, Avoiding work is the way to focus my mind. ~ Austin Kleon

Words both written and read are my passion. ~ Leslie Austin

It's not that people are mean or cruel, they're just busy. ~ Austin Kleon

Is truth an absolute? ~ Austin Hernon

Inertia is the death of creativity ~ Austin Kleon

She had been worn down to essentials, all her edges shaped by strong winds. ~ Austin Davis

Gold is so heavy it settles down upon the lowest souls. ~ Austin O'Malley

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand. ~ Austin O'Malley

We gave creation a chance. ~ Austin Wimberly

Copying is about reverse-engineering. ~ Austin Kleon

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. ~ Emory Austin

When walking through the "valley of shadows," remember, a shadow is cast by a light. ~ Austin O'Malley

Combat worry, such as keeping a prayer journal and rereading it when I'm under attack. ~ Lynn Austin

Wealth is a tide which flows into one place by ebbing from another. ~ Austin O'Malley

If we can't face it, God can't fix it. ~ Catherine Austin Fitts

living in a stinking ~ Lynn Austin

Validation is for parking. ~ Austin Kleon

I've noticed that girls between like 20 and 30 seem to know 'Can't Hardly Wait.' I got the goth kids who know 'Buffy.' I got this wide spectrum of people who range from like 8 to 13 who seem to know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I get the international people who seem to know 'Austin Powers' and 'The Italian Job.' ~ Seth Green

She'd woken up with a receipt for condoms. That much she knew. But had she used them? Even if she had, a little voice in the back of her head yelled, "Glow-in-the-dark condoms from the Dollar Store, probably expired! ~ Samantha Bohrman

Surround yourself with books and objects that you love. Tape things up on the wall. Create your own world. ~ Austin Kleon

Charity is the note that resolves the discord. ~ Austin O'Malley

[God] wants us to work with Him, honey. Not for Him. ~ Lynn Austin

Civilization is the world with its leg asleep. ~ Austin O'Malley

When you open up your process and invite people in, you learn. ~ Austin Kleon

The minute you stop wanting something you get it. - Andy Warhol Chain-smoking ~ Austin Kleon

We found the future, like birds fly into windows. ~ Austin Kleon

My motto for creativity-
And remember, STEAL LIKE AN ARTIST. ~ Austin Kleon

You don't have to do everything; just do what really matters. ~ Denise Austin

Happiness is something that comes from our own hearts, not from other people. ~ Lynn Austin

It's sharing the small things in life that makes the biggest memories. ~ Austin Bieda

Delay is a bitter tonic, but it increases appetite. ~ Austin O'Malley

Truth lives in the cellar, error on the doorstep. ~ Austin O'Malley

Those that say they despise riches are saints or liars. ~ Austin O'Malley

A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory. ~ Austin O'Malley

When we pray for death we really desire a fuller life. ~ Austin O'Malley

If you scratch some saints you will find the devil. ~ Austin O'Malley

You can't get beyond what you have never been in. ~ Audrey Austin

Complain about the way other people make software by making software. ~ Austin Kleon

The best way to get approval is to not need it. ~ Austin Kleon

There are more gluttons than drunkards in hell. ~ Austin O'Malley

If you want fans, you have to be a fan first. ~ Austin Kleon

The barracuda antithesis is gumbo gum ball radio waterfall. ~ Todd Austin Hunt

An essential quality of beauty is aloofness. ~ Austin O'Malley

Shame is the turnkey that keeps our evil desires in jail. ~ Austin O'Malley

Remember what writer Colin Marshall says: Compulsive avoidance of embarrassment is a form of suicide. ~ Austin Kleon

To be heartbroken means to have a story ~ Austin Wright

I think, perhaps, you are more free than I am. ~ Maryann Austin

Well begun is not only half done, but often fully cooked. ~ Austin O'Malley

You haven't known terror until you've been chased by a man-sized crow. ~ Austin Grossman

Your love has fed me the well-needed hope for a better tomorrow ~ Austin V. Songer

If God won't play by the rules, then I don't have to, either. ~ Austin Aslan

His questions will make his faith stronger in the end. ~ Lynn Austin

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. ~ Austin Phelps

when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. ~ Nathan Austin