Steve Austin Quotes

For me, recovery and self-care are inextricably connected. My recovery from abuse, addiction, and a suicide attempt required dumptruck loads of self-care. ~ Steve Austin

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

I just watched an episode where Steve Austin fights a Russian Venus probe that landed on Earth by mistake. As an expert in interplanetary travel, I can tell you there are no scientific inaccuracies in the story. It's quite common for probes to land on the wrong planet. Also, the probe's large, flat-panel hull is ideal for the high-pressure Venusian atmosphere. And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight. So ~ Andy Weir

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me ... ~ Vince McMahon

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. ~ Chris Jericho

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about. ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

If you have ever felt hopeless, if you have ever believed that all the bad things in your life were beyond redemption, if you have ever felt unworthy of being loved or accepted, if you have ever feared what would happen if people found out whatever it is that haunts you - I get it. I have been there, too. ~ Steve Austin

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died. ~ Triple H

I can drive anything on wheels ... I can drive anything, actually. ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all. ~ The Miz

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! ~ Jim Ross

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss. ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so! ~ Stone Cold Steve Austin

People are like lights. Some are colored lights and draw attention to themselves. Others are clear lights. They shine on people in around them. ~ Steve Goodier

A worship of truth can be idolatry if the truth is small enough. ~ Austin O'Malley

Being a musician since I was a teen, Guitar Center is the staple. You need anything to create, it's there. You need a Guitar Center. You gotta give it homage. It's a tool shed, and without the tool shed, it's hard to create. ~ Steve Aoki

The kind of approach that inspires me is taking what you've built and figuring out how to turn it into a new experience by expanding it smartly. The challenge is figuring out what's the best way to do that without totally jumping off of a cliff. ~ Steve Gaynor

Today a racist is synonymous with race hatred. Hating someone is a pretty unpleasant thing and few people are capable of hating others. Long-term hatred is a pathological disorder. ~ Steve Blake

It's not about how to get started; it's about how to get noticed. ~ Steve Case

And that unusual squawking sound is actually the mating call of the the rare ... oh, it's just an oboe player. ~ Steve Irwin

I like the British public. There is something in this country called tall poppy syndrome. You're good but you're not that good, pal, OK? The natural state of our nation is slightly miserable, and probably the healthier for it. In America you don't get a key down the side of your Bentley ... ~ Steve Coogan

The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart. ~ Steve Hamilton

Keep a gratitude list. ~ Steve Maraboli

I don't need a hard disk in my computer if I can get to the server faster ... carrying around these non-connected computers is byzantine by comparison. ~ Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs, He trusted that the dots would connect . He believed the reward is the journey.
He followed his heart. He didn't settle for Okay.
He did what he loved. And if he didn't love what he did, if didn't believe it was a great work, he redid it again and again.
He tried to live each day as though it really matter, even before he had cancer. ~ Karen Blumenthal

I have been doing merch' since I was 15 and in bands when I was a teenager - silk-screening shirts, making the emulsion in my mom's closet I converted into a dark room, through college. That's essentially how us bands survived was selling homemade t-shirts. ~ Steve Aoki

People think focus means saying yes to the thing you've got to focus on. But that's not what it means at all. It means saying no to the hundred other good ideas that there are. You have to pick carefully. I'm actually as proud of the things we haven't done as the things I have done. Innovation is saying no to 1,000 things. ~ Steve Jobs

He'd [Steve Burd] gotten hooked on the subject after realizing that Safeway's rising medical costs threatened to someday bankrupt the company if he didn't do something to tame them. He'd pioneered innovative wellness and preventive health programs for his employees and became an advocate for universal health coverage, making him one of the only Republican CEOs to embrace many of the tenets of Obamacare. Like Dr. J, he was serious about his own health. He worked out on a treadmill at five every morning and lifted weights in the evenings after dinner. ~ John Carreyrou

Do you want to know what one of the secrets to achieving all of your goals is? You've got to be committed. ~ Steve Backley

Let us distinguish between acting intentionally and acting deliberately or on purpose, as far as this can be done by attending to what language can teach us. ~ J.L. Austin

Know this: It is your right to expect that a man will pay for your dinner, your movie ticket, your club entry fee, or whatever else he has to pay for in exchange for your time. You all have to stop this foolishness with the "I pay for my dinner so he knows I don't need him" approach. As I point out in the next chapter, "The Three Things Every Man Needs: Support, Loyalty, and the Cookie," a man - a real one, anyway - wants to feel needed. ~ Steve Harvey

Our common stock of words embodies all the distinctions men have found worth drawing, and the connexions they have found worth marketing, in the lifetimes of many generation; these surely are likely to be more numerous, more sound, since they have stood up to the long test of thee survival of the fittest, and more subtle, at least in all ordinary and reasonably practical matters, than any that you or I are likely to think up in our arm-chairs of an afternoon-the most favoured alternative method. ~ J.L. Austin

The director I had most involvement with was Alex Rockwell. He gave me a lot of responsibility as an actor. ~ Steve Buscemi

I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it ~ Steve Aylett

No matter the flaws you find when you look at yourself in the mirror, somewhere on God's earth, you are really "doing it" for someone - someone out there is attracted to you. ~ Steve Harvey

Well begun is not only half done, but often fully cooked. ~ Austin O'Malley

The one thing that gives you faith is the fact that people can be apart physically but they can still have an emotional connection. ~ Steve Coogan

A process of self-deception to satisfy and summarily persuade yourself of righteousness. What one among us has any excuse but self-love? We do not create or confess a morality that is convenient, that lends itself to growth, and remains simple, that allows transgression without excuse or punishment. It would be wise and commonsense to do so, whatever the state of affairs in your mind. Nature eventually denies that which it affirms: Through permanent association with the same moral code we help desire to transgress. Desire of those things denied, the more you restrict the more you sin, but desire equally desires preservation of moral instinct, so desire is its own conflict (and weakly enough). Have no fear, the Bull of earth has long had nothing to do with your unclean conscience, your stagnant ideas of morality. The microbe alone would seem without fear! ~ Austin Osman Spare

I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that. ~ Steve Garvey

As for biblical or religious theory, I don't ever want to fight about the details of the story, I want to live the reality of the message. ~ Steve Maraboli

It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared. ~ Steve Harvey

The best way to get approval is to not need it. ~ Austin Kleon

Life set itself to new processions of seed-time and harvest, the skin newly turned to seasonal variations, the very blood humming to new altitudes. ~ Mary Hunter Austin

Labels don't mean much to me one way or another
except when they close the minds of potential readers. I'd much rather we do away with genres and simply file everything under fiction. I know it can work
one of my favourite record stores (Waterloo Music in Austin) simply files everything alphabetically and no one seems to have much problem finding what they're looking for. ~ Charles De Lint

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it. ~ Steve Aylett

We've had one of these before, when the dot-com bubble burst. What I told our company was that we were just going to invest our way through the downturn, that we weren't going to lay off people, that we'd taken a tremendous amount of effort to get them into Apple in the first place; the last thing we were going to do is lay them off. ~ Steve Jobs

Mac OS X Tiger will come out long before Longhorn. ~ Steve Jobs

I listen to the rainfall,
my words wanna flow!
Droplets run down the wall,
where do they go?
Letters in the raw,
mesh together for the show! ~ Leslie Austin

We're in love. You can't hurt us. ~ Steve Brezenoff

Make something beautiful before you are dead. ~ Steve Roggenbuck

I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him ~ Steve Williams