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When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.
Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
