Pastrami Quotes

I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and nice cream soda. It's fantastic, but I have to be careful, or I'm going to get really fat. ~ Vincent Piazza

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' ~ Mitch Hedberg

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. ~ Sara Paretsky

We both like Marlboro Reds, both eat pastrami and Swiss, and both have holes in our hearts big enough to swallow us whole. What the fuck? ~ C.M. Stunich

I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Somebody just needs to tell the turkeys, "Man, just be yourselves!" I already like you, little fella. I used to draw you. If you had a couple of fingers missing, you would draw a really messed-up turkey. That turkey was in an accident! ~ Mitch Hedberg

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!" ~ Mitch Hedberg

I would as lief look upon a piece of pastrami-stained paper as on the face of Alfred Kazin. ~ Saul Bellow

I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation. ~ Mitch Hedberg

Pastrami, of Romanian origin, is dried, spiced, and salted beef, smoked over hardwood sawdust and then steamed. The name may come from pastra, the Romanian verb "to preserve. ~ Mark Kurlansky

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it? ~ Jackie Mason

Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. ~ David Sax

I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know. ~ Lucy Robinson

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. ~ Milton Berle