Bottenfield Bill Quotes

At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain. ~ Bill Callahan

My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.' ~ Bill Murray

It's amazing how much data is out there. The question is how do we put it in a form that's usable? ~ Bill Ford

The boy shot Wild Bill's horse at dusk, while Bill was off in the bushes to relieve himself ~ Pete Dexter

It is an intoxicating experience to taste Coca-Cola as if for the first time and to be conveyed to the very brink of orgasm by white bread. Makes all the discomfort worthwhile, if you ask me. ~ Bill Bryson

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand? ~ Bill Maher

A Christian will say ... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. ~ Bill Hicks

I pride myself as being a very supportive parent. I go to my daughter's soccer games. I hit most of them. I try to go to all of them. ~ Bill Simmons

Chapter 1: Orientation Day ~ Bill Ward

I inquired for Mrs. Reynolds and was shewn up stairs, at the head of which she met me and conducted me into a bed room. I took the bill out of my pocket and gave it to her. Some conversation ensued from which it was quickly apparent that other than pecuniary consolation would be acceptable. ~ Alexander Hamilton

A sign in the yard of a church next door said CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. (The question, of course, is: What do you say when you strike your thumb with a hammer?) ~ Bill Bryson

The Best of Elvis Presley, Doris Day, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bill Hailey and the Comets, Frank Sinatra, Peggy Lee, Frankie Laine all topped the charts in the '50s. Load a playlist of rock n' roll royalty. You're spoilt for choice. ~ Sara Sheridan

There's no question that sources sometimes have interests aside from the truth when they talk to reporters. That's why reporters have to very aggressively report against their own theses and against their initial information. ~ Bill Keller

The Democratic chairman doesn't need to be a household name. Most people didn't know who Ron Brown was when he was chairman of the Democratic Party, but he put the party in a position where Bill Clinton could come in and he had a solid base to run from. ~ Susan Estrich

No medium is more limited than any other. It's what a person does with it. We could talk about the differences between music and literature and photography, sure, but it really comes down to what a person does. ~ Bill Henson

'The State' was a huge thing for me. I watched that and 'SNL' together when I was 15, 16. ~ Bill Hader

While he lived, entire worlds weren't enough to contain him. Now six good feet of earth are sufficient. ~ Bill Willingham

Pray when you're alone. Pray when you're with a lot of people. Pray when you're in small groups. Pray on your way in; pray on your way out. Pray in your closet, in your car, at your desk. Pray morning prayers, pray mealtime prayers, pray in between mealtimes. Pray fervently, expectantly, and unself-consciously. Pray when you're burdened, worried, sick, or brokenhearted. Pray when you're soaring, setting records, or dancing on a mountaintop. Pray when you're up, and pray when you're down. Pray when you're healthy, when you're sick, when you feel like it, and when you don't. (Especially when you don't.) ~ Bill Hybels

A character on screen that's the 'good guy' or the 'bad guy,' they're never interesting. There's got to be an internal struggle, the duality is important to find. ~ Bill Skarsgard

After carrying and collecting like the ant, Enjoy-before the grave worm devours thee. ~ Bill Vaughan

Too often cartoonists just look at other cartoonists and, after a lot of inbreeding, everyone has the same funny look. The challenge of drawing is that there is no one right way to visually describe something. It's a good thing to confront your limitations and preconceptions every so often. ~ Bill Watterson

You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it. ~ Bill Murray

Permaculture creates a cultivated ecology, which is designed to produce more human and animal food than is generally found in nature. ~ Bill Mollison

Virtually everything we told you about the healthcare bill now has proven to be true, and nearly everything they told you was a lie. ~ Glenn Beck

SCIENCE is a part of EVERYONE'S everyday life. ~ Bill Nye

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain. ~ Bill Cosby

I would make a genuinely terrible guide. I can't remember things. I would get half way through telling a story or explaining something and I would get distracted. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of direction at all. ~ Bill Bryson

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier. ~ Bill O'Reilly

But I'm aware of the fact that I'm working in a commercial venue where I'm producing something that I wouldn't normally be approaching the way I'm doing it. ~ Bill Sienkiewicz

I think it is wrong to spend $4 or $5 million in a campaign. ~ Bill Scott

I hate to sound like an old man, but why are these people famous? What qualities do they possess that endear them to the wider world? We may at once eliminate talent, intelligence, attractiveness, and charm from the equation, so what does that leave? Dainty feet? Fresh, minty breath? I am at a loss to say. Anatomically, many of them don't even seem quite human. Many have names that suggest they have reached us from a distant galaxy: Ri-Ri, Tulisa, Naya, Jai, K-Pez, Chlamydia, Mo-Ron. (I may be imagining some of these.) As I read the magazine, I kept hearing a voice in my head, like the voice from a 1950s B-movie trailer, saying: They came from Planet Imbecile! ~ Bill Bryson

One individual can typically care for no more than 10 people. Creating a 1:10 people system from the beginning allows you to provide the depth of spiritual relationship and mentoring people need and desire, while also scaling for growth. ~ Bill Woolsey

Energy is liberated matter, matter is energy waiting to happen. ~ Bill Bryson

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, 'It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.' ~ Bill Maher

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again. ~ Bill O'Reilly

Sometimes I had to room with Tony Kaye and that was awful. ~ Bill Bruford

Being a runner means you are now 'free' to win and lose and live life to its fullest. ~ Bill Rodgers

America is behind Europe and Japan in terms of accepting adult ideas in animation. ~ Bill Plympton

I did not have sexual relations with that woman ~ Bill Clinton

The Wehrmacht soldiers have the advantage of surprise and know this terrain far better than their enemies do. They slaughter the men of the Third Army where they lie hiding, killing them one by one. The last words many of the Americans will ever hear are spoken in German, in the quiet whisper of an assassin. Last ~ Bill O'Reilly

Actions, not words, are the ultimate results of leadership. ~ Bill Owens

Today, you always know whether you are on the Internet or on your PC's hard drive. Tomorrow, you will not care and may not even know. ~ Bill Gates

New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working
it looks like you're playing Battleship. ~ Bill Maher

With a public library card in your hand, you have access to the Internet and a world of opportunities. ~ Bill Gates