Bestfriends Humerous Quotes

Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass. ~ Leah Thomas

Where's your crown, Short Stuff?"
"Stuffed in a planter back there with my shoes. ~ Melissa A. Craven

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet. ~ Jeanette E. Mathews

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! ~ Azhly Antenor

Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler."
~ Loki ~ ~ Lora Leigh

The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go. ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich

For the first time, he looked at her, and she wasn't a stranger, she was Clary - his friend. His family. The girl he'd sworn always to protect. The girl he loved as fiercely as he loved himself. ~ Cassandra Clare

Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig?
Nighteyes: I didn't lose any wild pigs, did you? ~ Robin Hobb

Medicine's suppose to taste bad. If it's bad enough, you get well just so you don't have to drink any more of it. ~ Polgara The Sorceress

Bestfriends become strangers. That's how it is. ~ Wiz Khalifa

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! ~ Regina Griffin

Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars. ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich

You aren't allowed back until you've learned to willingly suspend disbelief. ~ Rebecca Murphy

Scary mommy confession #80920
I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack. ~ Jill Smokler

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something. ~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Just you and me against the world.
Always and forever. ~ Jessica Sorensen

Best friend is like a pen and we're the paper. We'll not complete without their ink ~ Lucy 'Aisy

White lies are in chapter two of the bestfriend handbook. They are to be used sparingly and only under extreme circumstances. I'm pretty sure finding out your boyfriend of more than a year is a total jerk qualifies. ~ Heather Hepler

Everybody's always doing the same old things
you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you. ~ Michael Lee West

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out. ~ Heather Dixon

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a homunculus. ~ J.P. Mac

Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!
I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy. ~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Who'd have thoght I could miss someone I've never actually met? Me. I've thought that. I miss tons of things I've never seen, and now you most of all. ~ Leah Thomas

It's not easy to be friends with me, actually. Besides a chooser I am also a loner. Everytime I pushed them away they just gave me space and time and after all those breaks they keep coming back. They are ready for my "3 AM text" , they are ready for my "disregard", they are ready for my ups and downs, they are ready for my weirdness, for my moods, ready for my solitude....for years. They touched me in the way no other people did. They touched me in silence. Maybe I can live without them. But God has given them as a gift for my hapiness. ~ Glad Munaiseche

They had lived down the road from each other as children. Everyday they walked home from school hand in hand; they were childhood sweethearts, they were bestfriends. And when they came of age, in the time-honoured Sri Lankan tradition they were given in marriage. To other people. ~ Ashok Ferrey

You're not going to turn into a wanker, are you?" says Tone, opening a can of larger.
"What do you mean?"
"He means you're not going to get all studenty on us," says Spencer.
"Well, I am a student. I mean, I will be, so, ... "
"No, but I mean you're not gong to get all twatty and up-your-own-arse and come home at Christmas in a gown, talking Latin and saying "one does" and "one thinks" and all that ... "
"Yeah, Tone, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do. ~ David Nicholls

I hope you know CPR because you are going to take Jessie's breath away. ~ Georgia Cates

In life ... better that your computer mouse die ... than your rabbit. ~ Timothy Pina

Friendship is earned by those who accepted each other for what they are and for what they have. Trust and respect flows in each other to make it lasting. ~ John