Uncle Roger Quotes

Felicity, if I die from the effects of eating sawdust pudding, flavoured with needles, you'll be sorry you ever said such a thing to your poor old uncle, said Uncle Roger reproachfully. ~ L.M. Montgomery

My uncle used to love me, but she died. ~ Roger Miller

Uncle Scrooge preferred to let the poor die "and decrease the surplus population." Scrooge may not have had God on his side, but his arithmetic was impeccable. ~ Roger Rosenblatt

I think Wilco is going to definitely stand the test of time - no question - and Uncle Tupleo, and the whole No Depression scene, which is now alt-country. I think that's going to be around a long time. ~ Roger McGuinn

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. ~ Uncle Iroh

When I go to China, people call me 'Uncle Mo' because they refer me as Yao Ming's uncle. I'm pleased to be his uncle as long as he listens to me! ~ Dikembe Mutombo

Things are more like they are now ... than they have EVER been before! ~ Uncle Arnie Mamath

Dear Dad: After twenty-two years in the amusement park, this roller coaster isn't fun any more, so I'm getting off the ride. Roger ~ Roger Kahn

Sacrifices A novel by Roger Smith ~ Roger Smith

Einstein was stoned to death ~ Uncle Tim

I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing. ~ Roger Waters

However ordinary each of us may seem, we are all in some way special, and can do things that are extraordinary, perhaps until then…even thought impossible. ~ Roger Bannister

Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you. ~ Bob Ross

Finley trusts Barney's advice. Barney has never steered him wrong. ~ Uncle Amon

Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not. ~ Uncle Iroh

Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else ~ Uncle Iroh

I miss you more than I need sleep ~ Uncle Tupelo

Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail? ~ Uncle Iroh

In our lives, we surf the wave of chance. ~ Roger Ebert

I'm a lost soul. We do wail. ~ Roger Zelazny

We have nothing to live but life itself. ~ Roger Ebert

wombat" is a Waste Of Money, Brains And Time. ~ Roger Evernden

I have always found that hell is other people. ~ Roger Zelazny

When you're good at something, make that everything ~ Roger Federer

Leadership is having a point of view. ~ Roger Enrico

The best defense against partisanship is expertise. ~ Roger Angell

Realism...is a kind of disappointed tribute to the ideal. ~ Roger Scruton

Time passed slowly, like and old man climbing a hill. ~ Roger Zelazny

No dark sarcasm, in the classroom. ~ Roger Waters

The death of an illusion tends to disconcert. ~ Roger Zelazny

EARTHQUAKES DON'T KILL PEOPLE, BUILDINGS DO THE ~ Roger Musson

Ideas are not rare. Making them useful is. ~ Roger Fritz

The headwaters of Shit Creek are a cruel and treacherous expanse. ~ Roger Zelazny

Mathematics is the gate and key to science. ~ Roger Bacon

Those who think they know everything will learn nothing. ~ Roger McDonald

Clausius and Darwin cannot both be right. ~ Roger Caillois

Meow!" said the chicken. ~ Roger Hargreaves

Diary of a Brave Ender Dragon The ~ Roger Rice

If you don't flush out the pipes, they'll run brown. ~ Roger Ebert

Hanging on in Quiet Desperation is the English Way ~ Roger Waters

Drama holds a mirror up to life, but needn't reproduce it. ~ Roger Ebert

Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights. ~ Uncle Iroh

Never say "i can't". Instead say "I am not able to do this at the moment ~ Uncle Truck

Baseball writers develop a great attachment for the Brooklyn club if long exposed, ~ Roger Kahn

I seem to have mastered a certain amount of control over physical reality. ~ Roger Williams

As Keyes noted, one bet soundly considered is preferable to many poorly understood. ~ Roger Lowenstein

All roads lead to Amber, he said, as though it were an axiom. ~ Roger Zelazny

Sport, like all of life, is about taking your chances. ~ Roger Bannister

Personal feelings don't make for good politics, legal decisions, or business deals. ~ Roger Zelazny

I'm going to kill Fairy Tale Dora and my little dog too. ~ Roger Rosenblatt

Neither the mob nor Vegas could exist if most people weren't optimists ~ Roger Ebert

My house was once an acorn. ~ Roger Deakin

Nothing is cheaper than past glories. ~ Roger Zelazny

Reading is the staff of life! ~ Roger Bonner

You can t coast uphill. ~ Roger Crawford

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher. ~ Robert Duvall

Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice. ~ Uncle Kracker

We must not think of this merely as a theological or metaphysical question. For ~ Roger Scruton

It amazes me that those who behave rudely always expect to be treated politely. ~ Roger Simon

Mexico, Norway, China, Germany, Italy, America, Japan, Morocco, France, the United Kingdom, and Canada. ~ Roger Wilk

Political order, in short, requires cultural unity, something that politics itself can never provide. ~ Roger Scruton

When there's a pattern of mistakes, something has got to change. ~ Roger Goodell

Beauty is vanishing from our world because we live as though it did not matter. ~ Roger Scruton

Give thanks and celebrate a positive attitude. It enables you to test your potential everyday. ~ Roger Fritz

And this too will change.. ~ Roger Wells

I am voice actor Roger Craig Smith. You may know me as Batman, Captain America, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ezio from Assassin's Creed, Transformers: RID, or narrator of "Say Yes To the Dress" (among many other things). AMA! ~ Roger Craig Smith

But this experience taught me that our civilization cannot survive if we continue to appease the Islamists. ~ Roger Scruton

If you listen to what's on the pop charts, everything is machine oriented. ~ Roger Glover

Does something amuse you?' asked Uncle Montague.
'I was merely reminding myself, Uncle, that I am getting too old to be so easily frightened by stories.'
'Really?' said Uncle Montague with a worrying degree of doubt in his voice. 'You think there is an age at which you might become immune to fear? ~ Chris Priestley

Oh, Lord o' Light, ~ Roger Mortimer

Only friends steal books. ~ Roger Zelazny

A society no more exists for the satisfaction of human needs, than a plant exists for its own health. ~ Roger Scruton

Uncle alone in the house with the children said he'd dress up to amuse them. After a long wait, as he did not appear, they went down and saw a masked man putting the table silver into a bag. 'Oh, Uncle,' they cried in delight. 'Yes, isn't my make-up good?' said Uncle, taking his mask off. Thus goes the Hegelian syllogism of humour. Thesis: Uncle made himself up as a burglar (a laugh for the children); antithesis: it WAS a burglar (a laugh for the reader); synthesis: it still was Uncle (fooling the reader). ~ Vladimir Nabokov

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. ~ Mark McKinney

I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last. ~ David Amram

Uncle Jace says we will kill all the demins," he reported with joy. "All the demins!"
"Well, have you considered that your uncle Jace is a hurtful person?" said the demon. "Always rudely stabbing everyone, and sarcastic."
Max scowled. "Love Uncle Jace. Hate demins. ~ Cassandra Clare

I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens. ~ Dolly Parton

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it. ~ Dominic Chianese

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. ~ Fred Allen

Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. ~ Roger Ebert

That's how I gained a lifelong fondness for repeating certain phrases beyond the point of all reason. ~ Roger Ebert

What happens to us is less important than what we make happen. ~ Roger Fritz

Each small candle lights a corner of the dark. ~ Roger Waters

As the man says in the play, for this relief, much thanks. ~ Roger Ebert

If you have to ask what it symbolizes, it didn't. ~ Roger Ebert

You know that I'm always a proponent of doing things differently. ~ Roger Goodell

When everyone thinks alike, no one is doing very much thinking. ~ Roger Von Oech

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? ~ Roger Waters

Of all my relations, I like sex the best and Eric the least. ~ Roger Zelazny

We talked the moon out of heavens before either of us grew tired. ~ Roger Zelazny

Nothing is easier than yesterday's solutions. ~ Roger Sperry

They give you a smaller glass so it feels like you're getting more, ~ Roger Ebert

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. ~ Roger Daltrey

Cinema, for me, has always been something like music composed with photographic images. ~ Roger Ebert

If I had my life to live over..I wouldn't have time.. ~ Roger Miller

The consolation of an imaginary thing is still a real consolation. ~ Roger Scruton

You can't say it wasn't interesting. ~ Roger Ebert

Death is the only limit to the road you travel. ~ Roger Zelazny

Dihil is the Apache word for Dark. Cameron and ~ Roger P. Mills

I definitely feel there's room for improvement. ~ Roger Federer