John Corwin Quotes

That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinquency, then you're officially an adult. ~ John Corwin

What the hell is wrong with me? And who is Nibbles? ~ John Corwin

I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head. ~ John Corwin

My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed ~ John Corwin

This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this? ~ John Corwin

I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man. ~ John Corwin

I´d use Google to find out, but seem to have misplaced my house along with my laptop ~ John Corwin

The girl might be gorgeous under normal circumstances, but she was an ugly crier. ~ John Corwin

Besides, we have the one the God Hand wishes to see." "What about the God foot?" I said. "Or the God pinky finger? ~ John Corwin

Bryan helped me up. "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"
I shrugged. "I've never been very athletic. Not unless you count fencing."
"You made fences? ~ John Corwin

This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than Miss Compton's butt."
"And she had the biggest butt of them all," Kyle said. ~ John Corwin

My God, you're hurt," Kyle said.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass."
"God?"
"No, but his bitch is."
"How? It's impossible to hurt ghosts."
"Tell that to the smoking crater on my chest. ~ John Corwin

No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight. ~ John Corwin

Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this. ~ John Corwin

I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk. ~ John Corwin

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears. ~ John Corwin

I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face ~ John Corwin

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens. ~ John Corwin

Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl. ~ John Corwin

You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind."
"Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book? ~ John Corwin

Even though the place looked like Kansas, I didn´t need to tell Toto that my Facebook Places status wasnñt anywhere on the planet Earth, much less Kansas. ~ John Corwin

Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon ~ John Corwin

Life had jerked the carpet out from underneath us and left a shattered mess ~ John Corwin

My mind is clear! Yay! This is so cool. I need to tell Chris. Oh, I wonder how hard the next phase will be. I can't wait to try possessing another gorilla. ~ John Corwin

Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition. ~ John Corwin

Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two. ~ John Corwin

Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some point during the sermon, probably while he was slapping you on the forehead during a faith healing. ~ John Corwin

Does this mean Harry Potter really exists? ~ John Corwin

Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm. ~ John Corwin

Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later. ~ John Corwin

There is no excuse for cruelty, but--at an orphanage--perhaps we are obliged to withhold love; if you fail to withhold love at an orphanage, you will create an orphanage that no orphan will willingly leave. You will create a Homer Wells--a true orphan, because his only home will always be at St. Cloud's. ~ John Irving

I didn't for a moment doubt the choice, but if life is ever fearsome, it is truly fearsome then. ~ John C. Hawkes

It's not poetry. It's not metaphor. It's instructions. ~ John Green

My main frustration is the fear of cancer from low dose radiation, even by radiologists. ~ John Cameron

Being asked to play one of the butlers is like being picked to play for England. All you have to do is think of the great butlers from the past - Terry-Thomas in 'How To Murder Your Wife,' John Gielgud in 'Arthur' and Denholm Elliott in 'Trading Places.' ~ Mark Williams

In economics, the majority is always wrong. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

No just man suffices unto himself for the winning of justification. The divine mercy must always hold out a hand to his footsteps as they falter and almost stumble, and this is so because the weakness of his free will may cause him to lose balance, and if he falls he may perish forever. ~ John Cassian

And a gentle tongue breaks a bone. ~ John F. MacArthur Jr.

When the day's work is over, it's over. ~ John Turturro

We're getting the blues about having to walk away from this whole thing. We enjoyed it a lot and it all felt good. We had a good experience on it. We thought we could do good work together. And it is unusual to get the next one, straight off the bed. John is funny. When he gets moving, he moves pretty quickly. ~ Brendan Gleeson

Children are not only extremely good at learning; they are much better at it than we are. ~ John Holt

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey. ~ Grace Slick

There is no imagination wherewith man is besotted, more foolish, none so pernicious as this,- that persons not purified, not sanctified, not made holy in their life, should afterwards be taken into that state of blessedness which consists in the enjoyment of God. Neither can such persons enjoy God, nor would God be a reward to them. Holiness is perfected in heaven: but the beginning of it is invariably confined to this world. ~ John Owen

As the happiness of the people is the sole end of government, so the consent of the people is the only foundation of it. ~ John Adams

A trustee has a responsibility to guard the assets of others with a higher degree of care than he does his own. ~ John Ashcroft

There are no dreams too large, no innovation unimaginable and no frontiers beyond our reach. ~ John S. Herrington

Throw not my words away, as many do;They're gold in value, though they're cheap to you. ~ John Clare

It is not what you eat, but what you digest,that makes you strong. It is not what you can earn, but what you save, that makes you rich - it is not what you learn, but what you remember, that makes you wise. ~ John Harold Swan

I'm not sure about prizes. I don't know how far you can seriously raise public consciousness about poetry. Having a 'National Poetry Day,' like a 'No Smoking Day,' is just shelving the problem. Things which should by rights be every day are not best served by these things. ~ John Fuller

Ironically, the more obsessed we are with our selves, the more we neglect our souls. ~ John Ortberg

I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser
that's my nature. ~ John Wayne

The success of the suffrage movement would injure women spiritually and intellectually, for they would be assuming a burden though they knew themselves unable to bear it. It is the sediment, not the wave, of a sex. It is the antithesis of that highest and sweetest mystery - conviction by submission, and conquest by sacrifice. ~ John Boyle O'Reilly

You develop faith by doing things that require faith. ~ John H. Groberg

'The Gardener' is more than a marvellous collection of images by a master photographer. ~ John Burnside

I just love the process of working with other actors. It's like jamming with a musician, except it takes a little more effort to get to that place as an actor, because you have the cameras and lights and everything. But I love jamming with these people. ~ John Cusack

There is a strain in Marx of the cleric, of the vulgar moralist. He paints the capitalist and the bourgeois as incarnations of evil; it is they who are responsible for the woes of mankind. The dismissal of the individual's responsibility for his own misery is the quintessence of clericalism. ~ John Carroll

Beasts kill for hunger, men for pay. ~ John Gay

The soul is one of the most venerable, enduring images of spiritual traditions worldwide. In The Great Field, John James brings new information to this ancient concept, and in so doing helps bridge the worlds of modern science and spirituality, which is one of the most urgent tasks of our time. ~ Larry Dossey

You can't become a leader in one conference. ~ John C. Maxwell

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. ~ John Simm

You don't really understand an antagonist until you understand why he's a protagonist in his own version of the world. ~ John Rogers

If you know nothing, be pleased to know nothing. ~ John Newlove

A proponent of the big bang theory, at least if he is an atheist, must believe that the matter of the universe came from nothing and by nothing. ~ Anthony John Patrick Kenny

Foord had insisted that their infrequent meals on the Bridge should be taken together, and defied any of the humans to object. Rather to his annoyance none of them had, although his liberal gesture did irritate Thahl and Smithson: they both found humans' eating conventions unsettling, though for different reasons, and would have preferred to eat alone. ~ John Love