Greg Heffley Quotes

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley, ~ Jeff Kinney

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born. ~ Jeff Kinney

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it ~ Jeff Kinney

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal. ~ Jeff Kinney

Money, you could say, was the elephant in The Room. ~ Greg Sestero

Since the fall of man was ethical in character (not metaphysical) the unregenerate and regenerate share the facts of the world and the rules of thought, but their interpretation and use of them are far from neutral. ~ Greg L. Bahnsen

A man of strength and wisdom, John Paul became an inspiration to generations of both Catholics and non-Catholics throughout the world by encouraging freedom, promoting peace and respecting all faiths. ~ Greg Walden

When someone's paradigm changes, the world itself changes with it. So "facts" are only facts *for a system* or paradigm. ~ Greg L. Bahnsen

Art that's blind to the true landscape we inhabit - physical reality in the widest sense - is just absurdly, pathetically blinkered and myopic.
So while I'm sure that the individual works I've written have only succeeded to varying degrees, I'm still proud to have done something to nudge the center of gravity of contemporary SF some microscopic distance towards a genuine engagement with reality." -Greg Egan ~ Karen Burnham

I think that banning sanctuary cities should be upheld in court. ~ Greg Abbott

As he walked past shops and teahouses he could still ~ Greg Egan

I guess you can tease me about being a drama queen, because that did heighten the drama. ~ Greg Louganis

There are still plenty of people who want to burn me at the stake for my Wonder Woman run. And I can't really blame them, you know? That was my take on the character, and when people are invested in the characters, they see them very clearly and in the way they like. ~ Greg Rucka

I have always been dismayed by the West's failure - or unwillingness - to recognize that establishing secular schools that offer children a balanced and nonextremist form of education is probably the cheapest and most effective way of combating this kind of indoctrination. ~ Greg Mortenson

Many fall into the trap of championing the exact theology of a saint from the past, which can have errors and imbalances, and then they perpetuate these problems into the modern Christian world. Such believers are sadly being guided more by their zeal and reading of past saints than by their personal walk with the Lord and the guidance of the Spirit of God in their lives. ~ Greg Gordon

Tommy showed me around, starting with the photos on the walls, many of which were of himself, including a few grand, framed neoclassical portraits he'd had done. ~ Greg Sestero

Especially with DVRs nowadays, people have their roster. More and more, it's not just, 'I'll watch what's on at 9 P.M.' They have their backlog of the shows they always watch, that they record every week, and it's a matter of, how do you get into that list? ~ Greg Berlanti

I'm like a slow starter. Everything I've done has built, or has taken a while. ~ Greg Daniels

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want. ~ Greg Proops

I just got a call one day from Ringo asking me if I wanted to go out on the tour. It was as simple as that. He was putting together this band and he heard of me in the context of doing this and he gave me a call. I jumped at the chance. ~ Greg Lake

I grew up with the Beatles and they are still to this day my top band played in my iTunes. ~ Greg Laswell

A real stormtrooper is the extension of the First Order, of Supreme Leader Snoke's will, nothing less. ~ Greg Rucka

Through discipline comes freedom.' - Aristotle

'To be everywhere is to be nowhere.' - Seneca

'No hurry, no pause.' - Tim Ferriss

'If you don't priotise your life, someone else will.' - Greg McKeown

'Those who have a why to live can bear almost any how.' - Nietzsche

'What progress have I made? I am beginning to be my own friend.' Hecato ~ Declan Davey

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one. ~ Greg Behrendt

Tequila is like acid in a glass. ~ Greg Proops

I only open up to my family and friends because I trust you guys. Nobody else needs to know anything about me. ~ Greg Oden

I love touring in the United States. It's dramatically different wherever you go. North to south, you're going from snow to palm trees. ~ Greg Lake

I've built a tree house; because of my architectural training, it's heavily over-designed, with an oriel window sticking out of it and flying foxes coming off it. ~ Greg Wise

If Zendegi was a frivolous indulgence, well, it was there alongside every other beautiful, forbidden thing that her contemporaries have risked their lives to regain ~ Greg Egan

Still ... you turn me on ~ Greg Lake

All I wanted to do was fly. Is that too much to ask for? ~ Greg Holch

I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It's why I love the gays but I hate their parades. Actually, I hate all parades. Marching to celebrate something you're born as seems silly. (As I write this, St. Patrick's Day is in full bore in Midtown. It's delightful how celebrating a heritage requires you to pick fights with strangers and then pee in a parking garage. The upside - the sea of clover-painted drunks moving in unison - might be the only green energy I've ever seen work.) And what's the point of a parade anyway? A bunch of yahoos who share some affinity, walking in one direction? Who decided this was entertainment? For previous generations, this was called a migration, or more often, refugees fleeing for their lives ~ Greg Gutfeld

Leia was looking up at Poe, smiling ever so slightly. Flyboys. You're all the same.
Some of us are flygirls, Poe said. ~ Greg Rucka

The air was so thick with crumbs that it was like a scene from the horror film that cakes would make if they had video cameras and thumbs. ~ Greg James

My intention with The Soup was to hopefully follow in the footsteps of past hosts, like Greg Kinnear. The pedigree of that show was really good and if it could just get me into some of those audition rooms I've always wanted to get into that I could not get into, then I would be very happy. ~ Joel McHale

Thought moves like a dissociation of leaves across a lawn in a breeze. ~ Greg Bear

Mom covers the wrought-iron patio table with newspaper, and Dad dumps the steaming crawfish ~ Greg Iles

My feeling is, the Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split, right? The people of England got a little tired of these dour, right-winged conservative psycho-Christians wearing all black, bumming people out, confusing everyone by wearing buckles on ... their heads. "Is that tight enough for you, Cotton?" "Yea, verily. ~ Greg Proops

If he was so great, you'd still be together. ~ Greg Behrendt

Why cry about missed opportunities when you have the ability to smile at opportunities lived? The past has created who you are NOW, where we learn and grow from the past, never resting upon previous achievements or allowing past failure to paralyze us in our current endeavor. All that was has created us to be the best we currently are for our greatest hour is about to arise! ~ Greg Plitt

The solution to terrorism is education, not bombs. ~ Greg Mortenson

I think English punk died in '79 or '80. Maybe '82 at the latest. As far as American punk goes, it wasn't the same as English punk. It wasn't a working-class movement that was protesting the conditions under which this class had to work. I don't think American punk ever died. ~ Greg Graffin

A good writer can fake being an expert in anything - even men's underwear. ~ Greg Dybec

Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse. ~ Greg Behrendt

Once sufficient concentration and merging have taken place, the winners hope to be free to establish a more orderly form of competition between themselves, one where they create differential advantages for their stores, so that 'their shoppers' no longer see one store as substitutable for any other. ~ Greg Thain