Funny Newton Quotes

When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get it!' But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial? ~ Becki Newton

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less. ~ Bertrand Russell

My father is doing a radio program - classical music. He has a beautiful speaking voice and that's his passion in life, his music. My mother lives in Melbourne and is an avid photographer. She's also started writing for a magazine out there and she submits poems, very funny ones, and articles. In some way or other, my family is always doing something with the media. ~ Olivia Newton-John

Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive. But women like Tina Fey are leading the charge on being both. You can be funny and attractive. ~ Becki Newton

Fences sure are funny, aren't they, Papa?"
"How so?"
"Well, you be friends with Mr. Tanner and all. But we keep this fence up like it was war. I guess that humans are the only things on earth that take everything they own and fence it off. ~ Robert Newton Peck

Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night:
God said, Let Newton be! and all was light. ~ Alexander Pope

This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly, because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry. What this means for you, the consumer, is that the airlines are no longer required to follow any rules whatsoever. They can show snuff movies. They can charge for oxygen. They can hire pilots right out of Vending Machine Refill Person School. ~ Dave Barry

What goes up must come down. ~ Isaac Newton

It feels really good to give back. I'm opening the Olivia Newton-John Cancer Wellness Centre in Australia. ~ Olivia Newton-John

From one sublime genius - NEWTON - more light has proceeded than the labour of a thousand years preceding had been able to produce. ~ Justus Von Liebig

You have to make the rules, not follow them ~ Isaac Newton

God sometimes does His work with gentle drizzle, not storms. ~ John Newton

Where both are friends, it is right to prefer truth. ~ Isaac Newton

And so one may multiply the lopsided people. ~ Newton Dillaway

tiny, so you won't have to worry about running out ~ James Newton

I do not feign hypotheses. ~ Isaac Newton

My women are always victorious. ~ Helmut Newton

Where the craving for admiration and approval predominates, intellectual rigor cannot thrive, if it survives at all. ~ Maude Newton

A wise man is able to differentiate between humility and weakness, he does not mistake courage for pride. ~ Newton Gatambia

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants. ~ Isaac Newton

To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me ~ Isaac Newton

What Galileo and Newton were to the seventeenth century, Darwin was to the nineteenth. ~ Bertrand Russell

Every time I come to Auburn it's nothing but love ~ Cam Newton

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. ~ Joseph Fort Newton

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. ~ Isaac Newton

One of the functions of entertainment, I think, is education. - Roy E. Disney ~ Newton Lee

After all, we should want to know when God is speaking to our hearts. ~ Sheldon Newton

God created everything by number, weight and measure. ~ Isaac Newton

Today, you have the opportunity to make a difference. Do it in style. :) ~ Val Newton Knowles

We judge things by their present appearances, but the Lord sees them in their consequences. ~ John Newton

Zeal without knowledge is like expedition to a man in the dark. ~ John Newton

Not everything in my life has been pretty. ~ Frances Newton

O my Savior, Shield, and Sun, Shepherd, Brother, Husband, Friend, Every precious name in one; I will love thee without end. ~ John Newton

But that we are so totally depraved, is a truth which no one ever truly learned by being only told it. ~ John Newton

Let me think ... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple? ~ Isaac Newton

Something about his voice was familiar. ~ Elizabeth Horton-Newton

Power is the ability to define phenomena, and make it act in a desired manner. ~ Huey Newton

I stayed there until the fire died. So it would not have to die alone. ~ Robert Newton Peck

If I had seen further than others, it's because I stood upon the shoulders of giants. ~ Isaac Newton

Journalists should be watchdogs, not lapdogs. ~ Newton Lee

Oh, Papa. My heart's broke. ~ Robert Newton Peck

They who search after the Philosopher's Stone [are] by their own rules obliged to a strict and religious life. ~ Isaac Newton

You've always got to have a plan. Keep thinking ahead. Don't ever get complacent. ~ Lisa Newton

Singing at the Opening Ceremonies of the Sydney Olympics in 2000 was amazing and, probably the highlight of this decade is the opening of the Olivia Newton-John Cancer and Wellness Centre in my hometown of Melbourne, Australia. ~ Olivia Newton-John

On a visit to the space program, President Kennedy asked me about the satellite. I told him that it would be more important than sending a man into space. "Why?" he asked. "Because," I said, "this satellite will send ideas into space, and ideas last longer than men. ~ Newton N. Minnow

I feel like I'm twenty again. ~ Elizabeth Horton-Newton

Make goals, dream big, live with passion. ~ Tony Newton

We always had a central committee. They were mesmerized by Eldridge Cleaver. ~ Huey Newton

OUR ORDINATION:

Sir Isaac Newton, 1642 – 1747
About the times of the End, a body of men will be raised up who will turn their attention to the prophecies, and insist upon their literal interpretation, in the midst of much clamor and opposition. ~ Isaac Newton

I am a figure skater, which helps me appreciate Newton's theory of mechanics. ~ Michio Kaku

Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut. ~ Robert Newton Peck

When you re the only one to do something it always gets done. ~ Robert Newton Peck

Look, I'm not an intellectual - I just take pictures. ~ Helmut Newton

War is legitimized state-sponsored terrorism in a grand scale. ~ Newton Lee

…Though we can fall of ourselves, we cannot rise without His help. ~ John Newton

You have to be in the game long enough to see the results. ~ Lisa Newton

I can't live off of yesterday - that's in the past. ~ Juice Newton

Why do you have a gun in your suitcase? ~ Elizabeth Horton-Newton

Desires must be fuelled with discipline ~ Henrietta Newton Martin

The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~ Newton D. Baker

Yet one thing secures us what ever betide, the scriptures assures us that the Lord will provide. ~ Isaac Newton

I wasn't afraid to make a place for myself in this world, even when conditions weren't ideal. ~ Kimberly Newton Fusco

If it were possible for me to alter any part of his plan, I could only spoil it. ~ John Newton

F I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants. ~ Isaac Newton

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction ~ Isaac Newton

I once was lost, but now am found, ~ John Newton

The useful information for the millions outweighs the privacy of the few. ~ Newton Lee

Self-righteousness can feed upon doctrines - as well as upon works! ~ John Newton

If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants ~ Isaac Newton

Writers, good ones, don't tell stories.
Characters show stories. ~ Robert Newton Peck

So dress and conduct yourself so that people who have been in your company will not recall what you had on. ~ John Newton

Information is power. Disinformation is abuse of power. ~ Newton Lee

Curiosity is called curiosity because of how curiously it can creep into people's behavior no matter what dangers are around. ~ Elizabeth Newton

If I have done great things it's because I was standing in the closet of smart men taking notes and then publishing their ideas as my own. ~ Isaac Newton

I came into an environment that was already grounded spiritually, so that helped me a lot. ~ Frances Newton

All of our early hits, 'Danke Schoen' and 'Red Roses,' were produced by Bobby Darin. ~ Wayne Newton

Faith is the daring of the soul to go further than it can see. ~ William Newton Clarke

Whether men are pleased or not, we will, we must, worship the Lamb that was slain. ~ John Newton

People forget how fast you did a job – but they remember how well you did it ~ Howard Newton

An open internet is an open platform for debating opposing views. It allows unpopular voices to be heard. ~ Newton Lee

So great a contribution to physics was Two New Sciences that scholars have long maintained that the book anticipated Isaac Newton's laws of motion. ~ Stephen Hawking

You should feel that, under the right conditions, all women would be available. ~ Helmut Newton

Godliness consists in the knowledge love & worship of God, Humanity in love, righteousness & good offices towards man. ~ Isaac Newton

The best advice I can give you: Look unto Jesus, beholding his beauty in the written word. ~ John Newton

In between that time, I've done book narrating, you know, books on tape for Dove Audio. ~ Juice Newton

My father always wanted me to play a musical instrument, and I never had that type of skill. ~ Cam Newton

When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends. ~ Wayne Newton

Einstein ... always spoke to me of Rutherford in the highest terms, calling him a second Newton. ~ Chaim Weizmann

The way I represent my individuality is by mixing classic pieces - like sports jackets - with little, unexpected additions. ~ Cam Newton

Every winner has scars. ~ Herbert Newton Casson

It's very hard to get good songs because a lot of writers record their own; they keep the best for themselves. ~ Olivia Newton-John

My biggest mistake was my best lesson ... you don't learn anything when everything is going perfectly. ~ Olivia Newton-John

Dictatorship of the majority over the minority would be an encroachment on the rights of the individual and their prerogative to personal freedom. ~ Newton Lee

When authors claim new revelations dealing with apocalyptic themes, book sales increase. Christians who chase after the sensational constantly look for keys to unlock the mysteries of the apocalypse. ~ Stan Newton

Are not rays of light very small bodies emitted from shining substances? ~ Isaac Newton

I know sociologically that words, the power of the word, words stigmatize people. ~ Huey Newton

Absolute, true and mathematical time, of itself, and from its own nature flows equably without relation to anything external. ~ Isaac Newton

By affliction prayer is quickened, for our prayers are very apt to grow languid and formal in a time of ease. ~ John Newton

When I die, I'd like to come back as a cello. ~ Wayne Newton

God works powerfully, but for the most part gently and gradually. ~ John Newton